Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

[Retink Retunk]

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Ralph is looking ragged, I guess the alcohol is finally catching up with him and it's only a matter of time until the Immortal Hog succumbs to it.

 

[Eydallur]

I admit I was wrong in thinking Amanda Morris had ditched Ralph as he was hollerin about her leaving him and saying to trust no whore when in actual fact he was just having such a fit of rage on a transatlantic flight that the airplane had to return to the gate to kick him off.
I feel so epically owned and am totally embarrassed by this.

 

[Red flaming panda]

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>I'm not a liar, if anything you guys are the liars
Compelling argument you got there Ralph

 

[AltisticRight]

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ITZ NAWT TROOO

 

[3-2-1836]

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Can anyone tell what kinda outlet this is?

God I hate European sockets but yeah Euro sockets are usually always single sockets and in hotel rooms they like to combine them with light switches like this.

 

[byuu]

God I hate European sockets but yeah Euro sockets are usually always single sockets and in hotel rooms they like to combine them with light switches like this.
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Here's a screencap without anything plugged in:

It's an Italian Bipasso socket, compatible to Europlugs and the Italian three-pronged plugs.

 

[Grease Fountain]

"My plan was to spend my honeymoon arguing on the internet!"
I might be starting to believe him here.

 

[MeltyTW]

ok idk if im just reading sarcastic or troll posts too fast skimming but some people seem to think ethan planned the second bit where he said his wife didnt want pics. i dont think he did. i think she legit doesnt want pics but us calling him a bitch made him press her to do it anyway. So i think we should press further and have him post tons of "happy" family pics like he normally does. if all he has is this video that doesnt prove it was even a little bit of a work even at the end.

>I'm not a liar, if anything you guys are the liars
Compelling argument you got there Ralph

IN FACT IT WAS YEW WHO LIED

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I would like to point out that Faith, a unstable, BPD, meth addicted, immature teenager who was raised by Matthew Vickers had more sense, self preservation, maternal instincts and backbone then May. Which goes to show how self destructive and unstable May is. I feel so bad for Harry Morris. Despite some faults Harry is not a bad man and seems to be a decent sort. I don't know what happened to cause May to be the way she is but there is always a problem child in every family. I get the feeling that May was the problem child of the Morris clan and Harry tried, but failed, to ground her. As much as May deserves whatever is coming to her I don't want her to get herself killed. Not out of any love or compassion for May (May can get fucked for all I care) but because it would hurt and break Harry's heart and the poor man doesn't need anymore shit thrown at him.

Being called a dirty, lying whore who swallows on Twitter would barely register for May on the Ralphamale rage pig scale. The only difference is he took to Twitter to do it since she went to hide with the baby for awhile after getting kicked off the plane. He’s called her far worse several times this month alone. He even made her dress like a whore for their wedding.

Ralph regularly insults, ignores, berates and threatens Pantsu at home. She’s accustomed to it. Water off a whore, I mean duck’s back. She sat there unblinking with her lolcow Stepford wife face when Ralph went on his drunken dirty pussy flap tirade. Ralph’s obscene belligerent rages haven’t phased this empty shell of a woman for a long time.

I wonder if she knows he went on a dirty whore tirade on Twitter against her. I think, like Faith, Ralph has forbidden her reading KF and using Twitter. Ralph does his best to keep her in a bubble and she’s only allowed to appear online under his supervision and control.

May is just an average, low self-esteem, low IQ woman in a typical abusive relationship with an angry, unstable addict. She’s just happy that her abusive obese troglodyte is the secktor’s biggest lolcow, it makes her feel special.

Her former friend said she let daddy support her, but resented him for it. Her bizarre idea of independence seems to be exchanging dependence on Harry for dependence on another man. It would be fun to watch the fallout if an infant wasn’t involved in these two retards’ shit show of a marriage.

I think Harry has shown himself to be a cool dude so far, but his knack for trolling and love of fringe right wing politics is probably a big reason May fancied the rage pig or found him agreeable to begin with. (May is too dumb to see the massive differences between the two men because she’s really shallow, vapid and very immature in her understanding of life and people.

One thing that bothered me was Harry’s comment last month about supporting May wanting to have a baby because she heard her biological clock ticking!?! WTF?!? May was 25. Even if she could feel her eggs turning to dust, if your daughter comes to you and declares she wants to get knocked up by some obese, divorced man a dozen years her senior who she’s only known for a few months, who has never had a job, who has lived with his mother his entire adult life, who just got a teen girl he groomed pregnant and he has very serious addictions to booze, drugs and gambling plus his only income is begging for superchats, you get her 505’ed for long-term inpatient psychiatric treatment or a CAT scan to check for head trauma and brain damage.

You absolutely do not pat her on the back, tell her she will be a good little mommy and reassure her that she will be hitting the wall soon.

I feel bad for Harry but offering any support to the idea of May having a kid with Gunt was pure lunacy and made me question his good dad credibility.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

The take-away is that whenever Horse and Gunt are unexpectedly seperated for a few hours Gunt automatically assumes Horse is gallopping away from him at full speed. While Meigh is practicing LOYALITY to her Guntman, he is firing up the online burn-book to speedrun how he dealt with his last babymama. When he realizes that it is really he who is the disloyal whore in this scenario it turns into a "work" and you can trust Ethan Ralph to know the meaning of work. How that is a win for him is explained on a napkin he lost alongside his luggage, but at least we all know (know, not assume) what's gonna happen when next the horse runs free of the plane.
Anyway, enjoy the honeymoon!

 

[smugrandomdouche]

Goddamn do I love seeing idiots get what they fucking deserve.
And I wanna repeat a hopeful prediction I made somewhere else, boogie and the rage pig go before Jim.
At this rate, Ralphs in front and by God he looks worse than fucking boogie. Steve at least doesn't have any kids.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

ITZ NAWT TROOOO XANDER AND AS A MATTAH OF FAKT IF I WERE TO GESS IT WUZ PROBABLEH YOOOO DAT GOT KICKED OFF A FLIGHT

Which one of Xanders?

 

[draggs]

This controlling phones and internet and shit is so wild to me

It's the ultimate doormat status in current year. All the women I knew at her age would punch a nigga in the nuts for trying to control their phones and internet lol

 

[Keranu]

@chudbere if you happen to contact that Delta passenger again (hopefully not during her vacation), I'd like to know if Ralph was fighting with Pantsu at all.

Jesus Christ, Rozy is not even a year old and has to be humiliated by her dad hollering both off and on a plane before being escorted out. Great troll, Ralph.

 

[Devious Dave]

I hate to say it but I think they are gonna end up killing that baby through neglect and when this happens I hope they both go to prison may had her chance to save her and the baby neither one of them are competent enough to care for a child

 

[The Wokest]

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OH fuck god no please put the sunglasses back and never take them off.
Holy shit that deformed eye is way too disturbing.

 

[MeltyTW]

i just up and completely forgot that they have two bloodthirsty chavs following them across the globe during all of this lol. this mans life is completely and utterly fucked to the point absolute cartoon shit just fades into the background.

 

[cans.wav]

Fun fact: After you get kicked off an airplane by an major US carrier, within a month or two they tend to blacklist you from all future flights.

And the carriers talk to each other.

In his “attempt” to own the Kiwis man might end up on what’s basically the No Fly List

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I would like to point out that Faith, a unstable, BPD, meth addicted, immature teenager who was raised by Matthew Vickers had more sense, self preservation, maternal instincts and backbone then May.

*Meigh — but yeah, Faith (a teen BPD case) has always been superior to Mantsu. That’s not a tall bar when a bitch is as hideous inside and out as Meigh the bottomless pit of worthlessness.

Mantsu agrees with us that she’s an unlovable POS, btw. If she didn’t, she would never even have considered fellow unlovable POS Ralph worthy of being the father of her child.

Remember her saying “I think I can do better” than Ralph back in the early days? Lol guess not pedo bitch. I truly believe Ralph consciously punishes her for that statement multiple times a day.

 

[Homer Simpson]

Now that we've gotten everything done, I can say I've learned 2 things. 1, Vito should kill himself. 2, Ralph is retarded, but I never thought he would be so retarded that he would have a public blow up and call tge mother of his child a whore, to own us.

Boy do I feel owned. Vito should kill himself and ralph called meigh a whore.