Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread - Episode III - Revenge of the Ruski (now unlocked with new skins and gameplay modes!!!)

[YumeNoHero]

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When you're talking about faggots during an ONGOING WAR, and an embarrassing one at that, don't expect me to take your "news" seriously. Also Ukraine deserve to lose the war IF this is true AND actually forwarded this story to this shit heap of a news outlet to get it out there.

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*Thick Indian male voice*
"Hello, I am John, how can I help u?"

 

[Forgetful Gynn]

When you're talking about faggots during an ONGOING WAR, and an embarrassing one at that, don't expect me to take your "news" seriously. Also Ukraine deserve to lose the war IF this is true AND actually forwarded this story to this shit heap of a news outlet to get it out there.

What, you don't trust the sterling reporting of LGBTQ+ nation?

Gay soldier flees Russian missile strike during speech honoring Ukrainian LGBTQ+ servicemembers

Since Russia's invasion of Ukraine, LGBTQ+ citizens have stepped up to fight, terrified of what a Russian victory could mean for their rights...

www.lgbtqnation.com

 

[nukelol]

Of course. Just like anyone who shoots a home intruder should be found guilty of murder, right?

u lost me. plz clarify.

No, that's not what was said. The blood is on US and UK hands. The killing has been done by the Russians I am saying it didn't have to be.

sry but i gotta get to the bottom of this one. ur saying "russia is killing ukranians, but their blood isnt on russias hands." am i reading tht the wrong way or some shit? or is tht wht ur actually tryin to say?

Dont worry my friend, here is the development on Freedom Blackouts® in the SMO zone for January 30th 2023
After destroying every russian missile (the ones russians ran out of 11 months ago) that got close to the ukranian's energy infrastructure we are happy to inform that widespread Blackouts are being deployed around the country as celebration

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flexing over power outages? do u not know wht war is?

 

[CarlosDanger]

There's no way that those calls aren't getting forwarded to Bangladesh and answered by a very thick-accented person named "Steve."

I was hoping it was a direct line to Biden himself. "Listen here Jack, before I was president I served in an artillery crew fighting the Soviets, no joke, you have to twist the.....the....you know the thing."

 

[Halmaz]

Arty call center.

Sir please, have you tried reloading the gun? Please!
Sirs, please, DO NOT RETREAT! WHY DID YOU RETREAT THE FRONT! I FUCK YOUR MOTHER!

 

[Doinker Marmalade]

potatoe joe says no to f-16's, lets see for how long his handlers keep this true.

The title of that article REALLY twists my balls.
"Western allies differ over jets for Ukraine as Russia claims gains "
'CLAIMS gains'... do the Hexaniggers writing this know that the source of those claims is a literal mountain of corpses, trucks full of coffins and actual photographic evidence?
MSM journalists really need to make us a favor and suck on a shotgun.

Sir please, have you tried reloading the gun? Please!
Sirs, please, DO NOT RETREAT! WHY DID YOU RETREAT THE FRONT! I FUCK YOUR MOTHER!

Hello we are from the refund department, we are sorry to inform you your M777 has been hacked, do you have a Target nearby, modorchod?

I wish there was footage like this of the retard mercs who claimed to have killed 1,000,000 Spetznas all by themselves only to get wrecked by artillery two minutes later.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Are ye winning Ukies? Ukies, stop fleeing please.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

I wish there was footage like this of the retard mercs who claimed to have killed 1,000,000 Spetznas all by themselves only to get wrecked by artillery two minutes later.

for recognition. Joshua Lopez, who shot a Russian soldier while trying to negotiate.

WAGNER Z GROUP/Z PMC WAGNER'Z

На опознание. Джошуа Лопес, застреливший российского солдата при попытке переговоров. @wagner_group_pmc for recognition. Joshua Lopez, who shot a Russian soldier while trying to negotiate. @wagner_group_pmc für Anerkennung. Joshua Lopez, der einen russischen Soldaten erschoss, als er versuchte...

t.me

Looks like they're on the lookout for this Florida Man. Thought it would look kewl on his Instagram (now bahleeted) to make these niggas mad af



Imagine thinking it was a good idea to try to fuck these guys over. Well, he's from Florida, after all. They'll probably post an image of his managed corpse later.

 

[Kane Lives]

So, looking from the recent maps, I'm guessing Bakhmut is about to suffer a Mariupol 2.0?

 

[Dude Snakes]

Let's check on the latest of the famed WW2 Evil Nazi-Amerifat-Righteous USSR conflict shall we
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I wonder what are the odds that Martinez is being paid by the Jews to badmouth Russia?

 

[Meh123]

I suspect that the EU would give less fucks about that missing money if Orban was a raging leftist or was willing to open Europe's gates even wider for their greatly desired voting cattle/cultural enrichment. I know that he's a corrupt, self-obsessed motherfucker, a Gypsy breeder and a weathervane but his political opponents and their voters consist of people with terminal ODS™. Their self-hatred is almost on the same level as Germany's and Sweden's. You cannot deny this because they literally clapped when Borys Filatov (Dnipro's mayor) started ranting and raving about Hungarians being vile subhumans and eternal cronies of dictators (that's rich coming from a Ukrainian) who belong in the dustbin of history before ending it with "in Minecraft". You guys and gals need an opposition that at least pretends to give a shit about the nation instead of fantasizing about globohomo and an EU superstate. It will never happen because the US will stamp it out before it gets too powerful and the EU basically doomed itself already by deciding to give Eastern Europe a party invitation.

I agree with most what you said, and there are plenty of tards on the left who do what you just described. Problem is, Mr. Orbán masterfully divided the hungarians into 2 "parties" who - similarly to reps and dems in the USA - hate each other and have little critical thinking. Orbán worshippers call everyone who is not them libtards and the other way around, and people who do not belong to either group are always bunched with the "opposition".
For exactly this reason, the opposition parties bunch themselves together to "oppose Orbán" instead of embracing the things the fucker does right (immigration policy, stance on adapting this woke shit and the position on the current war), and try to make things right what he fucks up (there is a sea of improvemens, they could start by rooting out Orbán's vassals from every aspect of politics and government contractors)
Also, any opposition politician who tries to do his own stuff is put under the "gyurcsány & co" umbrella no matter what his actual stance is.

how do you feel about Gabor Vona?

He is a spineless nazi LARPing faggot with delusions about The Greater Hungary.

 

[Slur Generator]

Romanian pride is funny. My wife is actually Romanian and knows her country is full of morons.

yea I lived there for a few years (Bucharest and Cluj which may as well be different countries tbh). Bulgaria suffers from the same retarded 'pride'

Dumb national pride is better than the national hatred that is so prevalent in the west.

 

[nukelol]

Are ye winning Ukies? Ukies, stop fleeing please.

is anybody rly expecting ukraine to win lol? the burden is on russia to perform against a nation tht is so much weaker than itself. u dont get points for beating up the underdog, u get points for winning decisively, and so far russias performance has been a bit underwhelming.

for recognition. Joshua Lopez, who shot a Russian soldier while trying to negotiate.

WAGNER Z GROUP/Z PMC WAGNER'Z

На опознание. Джошуа Лопес, застреливший российского солдата при попытке переговоров. @wagner_group_pmc for recognition. Joshua Lopez, who shot a Russian soldier while trying to negotiate. @wagner_group_pmc für Anerkennung. Joshua Lopez, der einen russischen Soldaten erschoss, als er versuchte...

t.me

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Looks like they're on the lookout for this Florida Man. Thought it would look kewl on his Instagram (now bahleeted) to make these niggas mad af

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Imagine thinking it was a good idea to try to fuck these guys over. Well, he's from Florida, after all. They'll probably post an image of his managed corpse later.

hey man thats war. if they dont like it maybe they shouldnt of invaded.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

hey man thats war. if they dont like it maybe they shouldnt of invaded.

Listen, I wouldn't wish an invasion of Florida Man on anyone.

 

[Manly_Brony]

I agree with most what you said, and there are plenty of tards on the left who do what you just described. Problem is, Mr. Orbán masterfully divided the hungarians into 2 "parties" who - similarly to reps and dems in the USA - hate each other and have little critical thinking. Orbán worshippers call everyone who is not them libtards and the other way around, and people who do not belong to either group are always bunched with the "opposition".
For exactly this reason, the opposition parties bunch themselves together to "oppose Orbán" instead of embracing the things the fucker does right (immigration policy, stance on adapting this woke shit and the position on the current war), and try to make things right what he fucks up (there is a sea of improvemens, they could start by rooting out Orbán's vassals from every aspect of politics and government contractors)
Also, any opposition politician who tries to do his own stuff is put under the "gyurcsány & co" umbrella no matter what his actual stance is.

You must be a young'un. Orban didn't start this. He was a secular liberal who regularly trolled the first conservative government before starting his churchgoing conservative patriot LARP. The divide began when the former Communists and the cosmopolitan intelligentsia decided to call everyone a fascist who was right of Mao like a broken record because old habits die hard. They've earned that libtard label. They remind me of the deranged German Greens who were protesting against reunification holding "Nie Wieder Deutschland" banners because a unified Germany = Third Reich 2.0.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

They remind me of the deranged German Greens who were protesting against reunification holding "Nie Wieder Deutschland" banners because a unified Germany = Third Reich 2.0.

Well, they actually weren't wrong, it's just das Vierte Reich but with golobohomo flags and troons über alles. Maybe that was their plan all along.

 

[Manly_Brony]

Listen, I wouldn't wish an invasion of Florida Man on anyone.

Florida Man is nothing without Polk County meth.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Allowing convicted killers, rapists and robbers in public was a great idea

Ah, fellow Ukrainian! Yes, brother, freeing all the rapists will help keep the motherland Ukraine safe from the Russian menace. Now if only the media would report on what the criminals we released are doing. Surely they couldn't have fled the country or worse.

 

[White_N]

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Gay soldier flees Russian missile strike during speech honoring Ukrainian LGBTQ+ servicemembers

Since Russia's invasion of Ukraine, LGBTQ+ citizens have stepped up to fight, terrified of what a Russian victory could mean for their rights...

www.lgbtqnation.com

I'm starting to think the old commie was onto something.

Sir please, have you tried reloading the gun? Please!
Sirs, please, DO NOT RETREAT! WHY DID YOU RETREAT THE FRONT! I FUCK YOUR MOTHER!

A truly shamefur dispray

 

[CaptainAutism69]

Ah, fellow Ukrainian! Yes, brother, freeing all the rapists will help keep the motherland Ukraine safe from the Russian menace. Now if only the media would report on what the criminals we released are doing. Surely they couldn't have fled the country or worse.

Tornado batallion seem to be a nice bunch of guys no?