Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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It seems the situation with Jack is still more serious than he’s letting on.
I could see Jack trying to cover up how serious his condition is. Maybe he's in the beginning stages of renal or heart failure, and the doctors are telling him and TamHam that if he doesn't make any lifestyle changes, that he's basically one foot in the grave. I don't think Jack is quite on death's door, but he's getting closer and closer with each passing day he continues to shovel meat, cheese, and lard down his throat.

There could be health or financial issues going on TamHam's side of the family, among what else is going on with Jack and Jack's dad (I think that's who Garrett was posting about earlier).
 
If the MIL post was about Jack and Tam, I'm not getting the financial part. She is working FT and presumably has insurance. They bought the house what in 2014? So they have likely a reasonable mortgage. If Jack ran up a billion dollars in smoker debt on the credit cards, they could just bankrupt it. They don't have children to support. Medical bills can be dealt with after insurance. They should only have one car because Jackoff can't drive. Jack doesn't make bank from YT, so I don't get where the damage is or would be ultimately. Even if he dies, Tam can keep the house and car, bankrupt the unsecured debt if necessary, and move on with Jim Trainor to the next murder church she wants to join.
 
No kidding. I've been really fucking busy the past week but I can't stop wondering about all the juicy details of wtf happened and is going on.
That's the aggravating part of this: Tammy would likely never let anyone know except those in a very close inner circle. She wouldn't let the Facebook groups know and wouldn't post videos. She'd just let it all fade away.
 
This guy is fat, but not nearly as fat as many of the other cows. I wonder if our faggy avocado or the Slatons would have been god level athletes if they grew up differently, considering how strong their hearts must be.
I sort of liken the body to cars from r/justrolledintheshop. Sometimes you look at a vehicle, even as a weekend mechanic, and just marvel - how the fuck was this thing still driving? No brake pads, destroyed tie rods/ball joints/struts and shocks completely decompressed/frame rotted/engine ran 100km on one change and the oil is...how the hell is this thing still running?! Tires at the belts....

At some point it just catastrophically fails though. A ball joint fails - there goes the steering at 70 mph. The tire explodes at 70mph. The suspension and steering such shit, it can't navigate the most basic situation. The frame so rotted or injured, it fails immediately at the next impact. The timing belt/chain, never serviced on an interference engine, breaks and wow...

Same with the human body, IME. It can put up with an insane amount of bullshit, but when it fails, it fails catastrophically and fast.

These are not well loved collectables or race cars - these are just your beaters you try desperately to get one more km out of. Dr. Now constantly preaches this to his supermorbidly obese patients, but they don't listen and some die before or shortly after filming ends for My 600lb Life.
 
I could see Jack trying to cover up how serious his condition is. Maybe he's in the beginning stages of renal or heart failure, and the doctors are telling him and TamHam that if he doesn't make any lifestyle changes, that he's basically one foot in the grave. I don't think Jack is quite on death's door, but he's getting closer and closer with each passing day he continues to shovel meat, cheese, and lard down his throat.
Correction: He’s had a foot in the grave since the stroke that killed his right arm/side and left him hobbling like a crippled penguin. The blown Achilles tendons was just God literally adding insult to injury, because that only made the hobble more pronounced.

I like to imagine the scenario you describe. The doctor will gently, but firmly be telling Jack that he needs a total 180 in his lifestyle if he wants to see the end of 2023. Even in his critical condition (as previously demonstrated), Jack’s hatred of all things clinical will kick in- he will *still* be argumentative, combative, and pompous with the doctor, insisting that he knows more than a trained M.D. Makes me wonder if Tammy, sitting at his bedside, would ever interject and tell Jack to calm down/shut up and let the doc speak.


That's the aggravating part of this: Tammy would likely never let anyone know except those in a very close inner circle. She wouldn't let the Facebook groups know and wouldn't post videos. She'd just let it all fade away.
My guess is that she (on some level) still loves Jack, and cares enough to not want to see him humiliated further, if she can help it. Plus, she is aware that anything negative regarding Jackoff reflects onto her- as the woman dumb enough to marry and associate herself with him, any fuckups on his part put her within blast radius by default. She probably just wants to avoid the storm of indignity that would form as a result of being honest about Jack’s condition.

There was a time when Jack was more open about his health issues- with two of his strokes, he made video updates on CWJ to tell the audience what happened/where he’d gone. These days, and with the criticism getting under his skin significantly more (as evident in what he’s subtracted from more recent uploads because he reads here), he probably knows that news of further crises is pure troll fodder at this point.

Additionally, this could be indicative of him finally starting to realize just how much his viewership has dwindled. Back when he was more open about his issues, his viewership was slightly better and he was getting more engagement via YouTube comments and social media (which boosted his ego). He probably liked his audience at that point, and felt the need to tell out of courtesy. Now he knows that there’s no expanse of benevolently concerned viewers wanting to know if he’s okay- all that’s left are the hatewatchers.

Then came to shutdown of the comment section and its consequences. The Jack of today dislikes his viewers and is sick of constantly being told he’s wrong. He even despises the mere act of producing his shows, which is why they’re joyless and abbreviated. Hence the silence/dishonesty(?) we’re currently seeing.

I think we’ve got to acknowledge that Jack will probably never publicly talk about his health again, unless it’s to virtue signal like he did with Profile by Sanford. Which, by the way, how’s that going, Jacko? How many of the 100 lbs have you lost so far?
 
This guy is fat, but not nearly as fat as many of the other cows. I wonder if our faggy avocado or the Slatons would have been god level athletes if they grew up differently, considering how strong their hearts must be.
I disagree to an extent. I don't think we know his exact weight, and in theory it could be less than some other death fats, but I believe Jack has a far worse fat distribution than most people. Thankfully I don't think we have any shirtless pics of Jack, but just based on the general shape of his belly and the fact that it doesn't really jiggle despite his waddling, I suspect he has "hard" belly fat aka visceral fat (fat below the abdominal muscles surrounding your organs). Just a brief google search will show that it lines up with most of Jack's confirmed and theorized health issues.
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Jack is short so you get something of an optical illusion where casual hatewatchers think he isn't fat as fuck. When he turns in any direction you get a feel for his bowling ball shaped physique. If you saw him standing in line he would occupy the amount of space that 2-3 normal sized people would take. Also Jack is a big older than the other cows and he is right around the age when all that visceral fat, like Kermit alluded to , starts to take a toll. That avocado fatty is like 20 years younger than Jack.
 
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I thought he was a mukbanger until I saw reaction vids of him. No wonder he gets so many hate watchers. Year old BRISKET!? Blegh.

As for Garret, don’t bother being “the bigger person”. All that means is being the “bigger target” and I doubt you’ll be as big as your father anyway.
 
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Jack going from kinda niche to being the laughing stock of every lowcow adj
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It seems the situation with Jack is still more serious than he’s letting on.
The financially part and the fact he’s still in the ICU makes one wonder if they’re about to do major surgery like bypass on him. Jacks e-begging saga incoming?
 
I have to give this guy credit, he seems to be incredibly hard to kill. Even a single stroke tends to take out people, with the second almost being a guarantee, but hardly anyone survives 2 strokes and an MI. If he hadn't treated his body so terribly he probably could have seen triple digits.

After an MI there is sort of a general rule regarding your risk of dying, it drops by a certain percentage for every "6" you get to (6 hours, 6 days, 6 weeks) until you get to 6 months when your risk is nearly back to baseline, and then you have to get to two years to hit true baseline.
 
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I have to give this guy credit, he seems to be incredibly hard to kill. Even a single stroke tends to take out people, with the second almost being a guarantee, but hardly anyone survives 2 strokes and an MI. If he hadn't treated his body so terribly he probably could have seen triple digits.
It's clear to me at this point that God and/or Satan just plain don't want Jack's cooking anywhere near Heaven and/or Hell. His body quit on him decades ago, yet he defies all scientific and medical logic and understanding by continuing to exist through sheer stubbornness. For that reason, not at all convinced Chef Jack won't see triple digits.

Maybe his horrible recipes aren't actually going for taste, but instead he's been seeking the elixir of life and on the right track? That would explain a lot, actually.
 
I am not too familiar with the American Healthcare system (lol)

But how does that work in that case, is he/she covered? Where those previous adventures to the ICU also covered? Would the Insurance look at this guy & say "dude, you had 2-3 Strokes before and you still kept this Lifestyle. Go fuck yourself."?
How fucked are they?
 
I am not too familiar with the American Healthcare system (lol)

But how does that work in that case, is he/she covered? Where those previous adventures to the ICU also covered? Would the Insurance look at this guy & say "dude, you had 2-3 Strokes before and you still kept this Lifestyle. Go fuck yourself."?
How fucked are they?
Generally obesity doesn't factor into insurance and his past strokes wouldn't either. It's hard to say without knowing his exact insurance situation, but in ballpark figures, he'll be on the hook for his 2023 deductible and around 10 percent of the bill. Given that he has been in the ICU for several days and will be getting surgery, he could easily be getting a five figure bill.

Where he will have to fight insurance is on the aftercare. I'm sure he'll be sent to a TCU and then having a home health aide/nurse visit him at home. Insurance considers that sort of thing elective, so you have to jump through a lot of hoops to have them pay.
 
Does anyone have any guess on what slop will bring him down for good? I actually don't think it'll be any sort of food born illness. Or even a meat honestly. I think he's gonna die from choking on something like a chicken bone. Slurping the meat off of a wing by himself shirtless and accidentally sucks to hard and it gets stuck. Either that he'll go out like the King, on the shitter.
IMO…..he will probably die shitting.
That was the one. Of all things to get WiFi enabled a crockpot. Most of them have timers you can set so that it won't start until a certain time like you want it to cook for 6 hours but you're leaving to go to work at 8 am and won't be back until 6pm. So what do you do? Set the timer for 4 hours to start and boom! It's ready as you walk in the door.

But no he needs to get this cheap Chinesium crap because it's bluetooth / WiFi enabled. And it's not as if he needs it because the faggot doesn't work, doesn't drive, can barely walk. It's just some more crap to spend with MommyWife's money.


I've always found things like this funny. Supposedly nothing happens without God's knowledge or because he wants it to happen according to these people. So how do you then go from there to praying for God to heal her fat lump of a husband after several strokes and at least one heart attack plus all the other health issues he has? Do they think that God is just waiting for one more person to start praying before he decides to do something?

It's lunacy to me.
God has a terrific sense of humor. I suspect that Null and Terry Davis are illuminated into God’s light to bring humor to us and him.
 
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