Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.7%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.2%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.1%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.1%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 69 10.3%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    671
I see Locals continues to implode.

Meanwhile, yesterday's trial stream was very ok. Had it going in the background. Nick had some of the best guests on (Branca, Gosney) for much of it, zero degeneracy was present, whatever alcohol was consumed had no negative effect on the show, and despite the trial itself being mind-numbingly boring, the legal commentary and criticism kept it going nicely. Sex jokes were present, but somehow the sleazy undertone that made watching most of Nick's recent streams decidedly unpleasant vanished entirely. It was basically some normal dudes doing "that's what she said" zingers.

An interesting conversation occurs at lunch break.
Steven Gosney talks about how great the chat is. But he's not talking about Locals. He's talking about YouTube and Rumble. When Nick says that Locals "is the creeeeam" of that, Gosney disagrees and says that he doesn't do Locals. Watch Nick's whole posture shift at that. Nick then attempts to minimize and asserts that Locals got wild for a while, but "it's calmed down a lot now." Gosney: "I gotta say, I've peeked in there occasionally. I'm just not paying money to be there, you know. It's like, too wild and woolly(?) for me, I'd get kicked out on my ear. But there is an entertainment value."

You're goddamn right, Steve. There certainly is.

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu:
For the rest of you, if you have done something potentially detrimental to your lives and safety (N.B. Ego and pride are not in the list), I will give you an avenue of appeal. You may post a message in the Johannesburg Craigslist's missed connections board. Direct it towards the 'Farmer Girl with Glasses', and I will see it. I commit that I will check it each day before posting an archive. Use whatever obfuscating language you wish but include:

-LOCALS username in some form
-Brief description of the content ( use the keywords 'photo', text', 'address', 'name' or similar in ALL CAPS in the body of the message to flag it to my attention)
- You must also post in LOCALS in the SAME stream the words: 'Help me Himedall Kenobi, you are my only hope', so I know it is actually you requesting the deletion and not some troll
That's very much not okay. You don't directly interact with the lolcow. You most certainly do not post these teenage ransom demands like "huehuehue, if you say 'help me, Himedall Kenobi' (WHAT THE FUCK), I will deign to redact your embarrassing shit from my archive." Would you, by any chance, be also willing to accept an essay on "Why the use of third-party cheat chat software is detrimental to an online game community"?

You created a useful archival tool. Good. That is a genuine achievement. What it isn't is an entitlement to crown yourself the arbiter of what gets archived with said useful tool and what doesn't. That would remove the entire purpose of an archival tool.
By the way, the fact that your writing got more purple by the paragraph only reinforces the idea that this is basically hubris at this point.

I understand that having some sort of power over a huge community of people is a very intoxicating thing. I also trust you to recognize the fact that you've fallen into the same sort of power complex as many moderators do and to pull yourself out of it.
From a practical perspective: is that what you want to be doing with your day, every day? By inserting yourself as the arbiter of what gets redacted and what doesn't, you open yourself up to all sorts of retardation. "Well, this guy had his stuff redacted, why didn't you redact my stuff?" "The first guy didn't have to post some stupid classified, why do I have to do that?" etc. Words such as "fairness," "standards," "policy" start to crop up real soon after that, and fuck that shit.

From an ethical perspective: Every single one of these people knows it's a public chat. Whoever says they thought it was private or behind a paywall or whatever else is lying. Why can I say that? Because every single one of them saw the chat before they paid to participate in it. Since the chat is public, and its participants know it's public, there are zero ethical problems in archiving it. Therefore, there is zero ethical reason to police or redact any of it.
 
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Very Ralphamale behavior.

What even the fuck is that kind of relationship? This is way beyond a concept like baby daddy or baby mommy. Any run ins with "My sub's mother" is exactly the reason why alternative relationships and lifestyles are frowned upon by most of society.
It's better than a most likely correct term of, "my ex-girlfriend's (at the time underage) daughter." We know Drex calls her a "friend" and we know he calls NCAA Cat the same thing.
Steven Gosney talks about how great the chat is. But he's not talking about Locals. He's talking about YouTube and Rumble. When Nick says that Locals "is the creeeeam" of that, Gosney disagrees and says that he doesn't do Locals. Watch Nick's whole posture shift at that. Nick then attempts to minimize and asserts that Locals got wild for a while, but "it's calmed down a lot now." Gosney: "I gotta say, I've peeked in there occasionally. I'm just not paying money to be there, you know. It's like, too wild and woolly(?) for me, I'd get kicked out on my ear. But there is an entertainment value."



You created a useful archival tool. Good. That is a genuine achievement. What it isn't is an entitlement to crown yourself the arbiter of what gets archived with said useful tool and what doesn't. That would remove the entire purpose of an archival tool.
By the way, the fact that your writing got more purple by the paragraph only reinforces the idea that this is basically hubris at this point.

I understand that having some sort of power over a huge community of people is a very intoxicating thing. I also trust you to recognize the fact that you've fallen into the same sort of power complex as many moderators do and to pull yourself out of it.
From a practical perspective: is that what you want to be doing with your day, every day? By inserting yourself as the arbiter of what gets redacted and what doesn't, you open yourself up to all sorts of retardation. "Well, this guy had his stuff redacted, why didn't you redact my stuff?" "The first guy didn't have to post some stupid classified, why do I have to do that?" etc. Words such as "fairness," "standards," "policy" start to crop up real soon after that, and fuck that shit.

From an ethical perspective: Every single one of these people knows it's a public chat. Whoever says they thought it was private or behind a paywall or whatever else is lying. Why can I say that? Because every single one of them saw the chat before they paid to participate in it. Since the chat is public, and its participants know it's public, there are zero ethical problems in archiving it. Therefore, there is zero ethical reason to police or redact any of it.
Nick is so disingenuous now it's revolting. He effectively treats his non paying subs as third class and his super chats as second class.

I'm hoping this was a trolling event that had desperate Local users posting on a forum trying to get rid of their archived dox. You locals users will still have to post, since it is the only hope you have of not having your dox spread. Dance for us monkey
 
This will be my last daily post of tales from Drex Hugbox as I expect that it will slow down in good content.

Now we start with Drex yet again calling Nick fans/detractors "loser". He's totally not mad. Then out of nowhere one of the users that Drex called loser, "Awooooo" comes out and calls him out on not tagging people he's calling loser. Awooooo then pivots and tells Tim the Producer ("LAWstBulletZ") to, what I describe as, "control your women".


Then the perfect quote from this exchange is uttered out:
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Cue the barrage of messages telling Awooooo that he's wrong and this discord is not a cult following.


With Awooooo leaving the server, we have a new person raising concerns that the Drex Hugbox is actual the Cult of Drex. Naturally the cult members disapprove of this line of questioning and continue to tell us that this is not a cult. But some cultists would prefer to blame all of this drama on the ex-members of Nick discord. These are the people that Drex has been calling losers for the past couple of days. Drex does pop in to comment that this is all beneath him. Totally not mad guys.


Jesus this shit again.
Let me spell it out really clearly for the Gumps at the back -
No one is going to SWAT you, SWATers get the rope.
No one is upset with you, we are LAUGHING at you for being retards.
No one wants to "cancel" you, we are LAUGHING at you for being retards.
No one wants to silence you, we want you to keep being ridiculous because retards are funny.
We document, and we laugh, at retards and idiots and people who make fools of themselves and say cringeworthy shit online, stop being a retard, stop being idiots, and stop being cringe, and no one will care enough to laugh at you.
Its really quite simple.
You are content at the minute because Drex is a groomer coomer that can't stop making up porno mag stories and you eat it up and react to being laughed at by being bigger retards, and we laugh at the leathery old tiddy posters and sycophants in Nicks chat because they became content by getting all hysterical when Nick showed his hypocrisy by becoming a drunken coomer and everything he used to mock himself.
Stop being bitches and we'll have nothing to laugh at.
Or stay mad and keep giving us content.
I know which one I prefer :story:
 
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Alright Kiwis, here is the 16k+ message log from the weekend stream. Some interruptions caused data loss, but the only other loss was the willing redaction of an image showing a user's address on Maps. Looks like they bought something and it had a map preview--the numbskull.

Anyway, here it is.. I will have the day stream chat up in some hours if I can get to it. I have some other business to attend.

@Cynthia Behave If you are the real Cynthia, welcome. You never deserved that kind of treatment. I disagree with you on a lot, but you were always honest and firm to your principles, and I respect that.

If you are a troll... Good on you for going and fooling me.
Hey there! I am the real Cynthia. I'm just figuring out this platform and will start posting soon. You're doing awesome work here! One thing to note, the chat streams starting in around Oct (IIRC) were when a lot of crap went down. Violence/rape threats to Bytes, Faran, Megan, me throughout 🤦‍♀️ etc. The smarter Locals subs (not very many - lol) like Art may have already deleted their violent comments bc they know you/Kiwi is on it. They're being fairly careful now. Consider going back for those chats, particularly when Nick started the 24-hour chats. Thanks! C
 
That's very much not okay. You don't directly interact with the lolcow. You most certainly do not post these teenage ransom demands like "huehuehue, if you say 'help me, Himedall Kenobi' (WHAT THE FUCK), I will deign to redact your embarrassing shit from my archive." Would you, by any chance, be also willing to accept an essay on "Why the use of third-party cheat chat software is detrimental to an online game community"?

You created a useful archival tool. Good. That is a genuine achievement. What it isn't is an entitlement to crown yourself the arbiter of what gets archived with said useful tool and what doesn't. That would remove the entire purpose of an archival tool.
By the way, the fact that your writing got more purple by the paragraph only reinforces the idea that this is basically hubris at this point.
I'd second this btw. You've done amazing work on the archival tool Himedall Kenobi, but to put out this offer to selectively redact embarrassing shit people posted themselves kind of defeats the whole purpose of the archival.
You start making exceptions for one person you'll be constantly having these cretins begging for mercy, each one with a very good reason why they should also be excluded, besides the point it then renders the whole archive compromized and open to accusations it has been doctored.
I think you meant well but if these faggots can't control themselves and what they post thats on them, putting yourself in the middle as an arbiter of what makes it into the archive just detracts from the purpose of and trust of the entire data.
 
Rekieta's audience is, as Godwinson would call them, Johnny-come-lately. This is clearly the first time any of them have seen a side of the Internet where they can say "nigger" or "YWNBAW". Listen fags, the Internet used to be place where nigger was every second word.

You know what, the same can be said for Nick himself. A good example is his "love" for Warhammer 40K, has this nigger ever even played the table top? I'd bet he only got into because of the /pol/ memes about God Emperor Trump.
 
Rekieta's audience is, as Godwinson would call them, Johnny-come-lately. This is clearly the first time any of them have seen a side of the Internet where they can say "nigger" or "YWNBAW". Listen fags, the Internet used to be place where nigger was every second word.

You know what, the same can be said for Nick himself. A good example is his "love" for Warhammer 40K, has this nigger ever even played the table top? I'd bet he only got into because of the /pol/ memes about God Emperor Trump.
Tbf I love 40K myself (or did before the fucking troon SJW crowd started to infest it, with that fucking awful Titan novel with its neo pronouns and the fucking shit Astartes retcons, but thats another story) I have the Horus Heresy series in Hardcover on the shelves in my study/games room, but I haven't played tabletop since the 3rd edition, I still paint (have a Warlord Titan half finished that I'd love to have the time to finish one day) but the game is so autistic and takes so long I don't have the time anymore. GW hit gold by leaning into the lore, I bet there are thousands of fans of the lore who never actually play.

As for Nicks absolute cringefest chat, I wish they would stop saying nigger, its so triggering, I feel attacked, everytime I see a porch monkey referred to with any other word than jigaboo or spook it makes my hands shake so bad I can barely dilate.
I sure all you other Kiwisisters are triggered too.
Seriously who do these faggots think we are lol?
 
No, he's never played a game due to lack of players in his area.
There's Facebook groups that set up games and most hobby shops often have gaming nights.

Tbf I love 40K myself (or did before the fucking troon SJW crowd started to infest it, with that fucking awful Titan novel with its neo pronouns and the fucking shit Astartes retcons, but thats another story) I have the Horus Heresy series in Hardcover on the shelves in my study/games room, but I haven't played tabletop since the 3rd edition, I still paint (have a Warlord Titan half finished that I'd love to have the time to finish one day) but the game is so autistic and takes so long I don't have the time anymore. GW hit gold by leaning into the lore, I bet there are thousands of fans of the lore who never actually play.
I'm in the same boat but you and I did play the game. The franchise is going to shit because of all of these "super fans" that haven't so much as played Necromunda but buy a lot of plastic shit. Non of these Johnny-come-lately know anything about 40K or anything that isn't popular. Ask these sci-fi fans the Culture or Xeelee and you'll get a blank face and they aren't even obscure.

This is what annoys me about Nick and all these other faggots, they are posers that only got on the Internet in the past 10 years or so. I think it's telling that the moment they get any power they turn into the same ban happy Reddit faggots we've been mocking for years. One of the reasons I'm here is because Kiwfarms is the closest to some of the forums I used to be a part of in the 00's. Nick and his audience don't understand that.
 
Hey there! I am the real Cynthia. I'm just figuring out this platform and will start posting soon. You're doing awesome work here! One thing to note, the chat streams starting in around Oct (IIRC) were when a lot of crap went down. Violence/rape threats to Bytes, Faran, Megan, me throughout 🤦‍♀️ etc. The smarter Locals subs (not very many - lol) like Art may have already deleted their violent comments bc they know you/Kiwi is on it. They're being fairly careful now. Consider going back for those chats, particularly when Nick started the 24-hour chats. Thanks! C
Just wanted to say I've really been enjoying reading the spergouts caused by you just being in that Locals chat. That was some good stuff, so thanks for calling those idiots out.
 
Steven Gosney talks about how great the chat is. But he's not talking about Locals. He's talking about YouTube and Rumble. When Nick says that Locals "is the creeeeam" of that, Gosney disagrees and says that he doesn't do Locals. Watch Nick's whole posture shift at that. Nick then attempts to minimize and asserts that Locals got wild for a while, but "it's calmed down a lot now." Gosney: "I gotta say, I've peeked in there occasionally. I'm just not paying money to be there, you know. It's like, too wild and woolly(?) for me, I'd get kicked out on my ear. But there is an entertainment value."

You're goddamn right, Steve. There certainly is.
Gosney always tries to big up the other chats he's done it a lot.
I was tuned in during this part it felt like nick was trying to downplay how gay his personal harem of devoted fans are, I don't pay nick so I have no horse in this race but it does seem his locals community is a little delusional.
 
I see Locals continues to implode.

Meanwhile, yesterday's trial stream was very ok. Had it going in the background. Nick had some of the best guests on (Branca, Gosney) for much of it, zero degeneracy was present, whatever alcohol was consumed had no negative effect on the show, and despite the trial itself being mind-numbingly boring, the legal commentary and criticism kept it going nicely. Sex jokes were present, but somehow the sleazy undertone that made watching most of Nick's recent streams decidedly unpleasant vanished entirely. It was basically some normal dudes doing "that's what she said" zingers.

An interesting conversation occurs at lunch break.
Steven Gosney talks about how great the chat is. But he's not talking about Locals. He's talking about YouTube and Rumble. When Nick says that Locals "is the creeeeam" of that, Gosney disagrees and says that he doesn't do Locals. Watch Nick's whole posture shift at that. Nick then attempts to minimize and asserts that Locals got wild for a while, but "it's calmed down a lot now." Gosney: "I gotta say, I've peeked in there occasionally. I'm just not paying money to be there, you know. It's like, too wild and woolly(?) for me, I'd get kicked out on my ear. But there is an entertainment value."

You're goddamn right, Steve. There certainly is.

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu:

That's very much not okay. You don't directly interact with the lolcow. You most certainly do not post these teenage ransom demands like "huehuehue, if you say 'help me, Himedall Kenobi' (WHAT THE FUCK), I will deign to redact your embarrassing shit from my archive." Would you, by any chance, be also willing to accept an essay on "Why the use of third-party cheat chat software is detrimental to an online game community"?

You created a useful archival tool. Good. That is a genuine achievement. What it isn't is an entitlement to crown yourself the arbiter of what gets archived with said useful tool and what doesn't. That would remove the entire purpose of an archival tool.
By the way, the fact that your writing got more purple by the paragraph only reinforces the idea that this is basically hubris at this point.

I understand that having some sort of power over a huge community of people is a very intoxicating thing. I also trust you to recognize the fact that you've fallen into the same sort of power complex as many moderators do and to pull yourself out of it.
From a practical perspective: is that what you want to be doing with your day, every day? By inserting yourself as the arbiter of what gets redacted and what doesn't, you open yourself up to all sorts of retardation. "Well, this guy had his stuff redacted, why didn't you redact my stuff?" "The first guy didn't have to post some stupid classified, why do I have to do that?" etc. Words such as "fairness," "standards," "policy" start to crop up real soon after that, and fuck that shit.

From an ethical perspective: Every single one of these people knows it's a public chat. Whoever says they thought it was private or behind a paywall or whatever else is lying. Why can I say that? Because every single one of them saw the chat before they paid to participate in it. Since the chat is public, and its participants know it's public, there are zero ethical problems in archiving it. Therefore, there is zero ethical reason to police or redact any of it.
I will only redact anything that is directly damaging to people. 'Embarrassing' does not make the cut. Making a list would be impossible. There has to be a line somewhere, and I refuse to post stuff like kids' school information and the like. This option will only be exercised in extreme cases where things like kids are concerned. I expect to only do it 2 or 3 times more, ever.

Yeah... The purple prose was part of the joke, but not picked up upon, apparently. That's on me, and I will take the mockery it deserves. I also agree the flag text string for LOCALs posts was cringe... I am dutifully shamed. Should have made it more simple.
I sure hope he doesn't expect the entire YT legal community to go to bat for him if he gets yeeted again after this bullshit. He's pretty much burned those bridges down to the waterline.
He'll have 2-5 still in his camp. Joe, Branca, Mindset, Vices, and Kurt. The rest seem less attached, but Ahn and Rob seem to be entering the sphere.
Twitter and Youtube are private companies too, but that doesn't matter any more because Nick is making the rules now.

This happens ALL the fucking time. It's not that they want no rules, it's that they want THEIR rules. Nobody is actually as libertarian as they claim to be when push comes to shove. And maybe nobody should be. You do need some rules. But the hypocrisy is very real.
I think that there are SOME rare people whoe can pull this off, but the vast majority cannot. People need to stop acting like they are the magical exception. Any community was always going to develop super cancer GRIDS homo gayness. Eventually he was going to have to moderate it, but he is too arsed to do so. Now he is stuck catering to the rabid dog that should have been Old Yeller'd

EDIT: Look at me and my stupid attempt at humour in the LOCALS call-out post. No one it immune, but some of us are self-aware
I'd second this btw. You've done amazing work on the archival tool Himedall Kenobi, but to put out this offer to selectively redact embarrassing shit people posted themselves kind of defeats the whole purpose of the archival.
You start making exceptions for one person you'll be constantly having these cretins begging for mercy, each one with a very good reason why they should also be excluded, besides the point it then renders the whole archive compromized and open to accusations it has been doctored.
I think you meant well but if these faggots can't control themselves and what they post thats on them, putting yourself in the middle as an arbiter of what makes it into the archive just detracts from the purpose of and trust of the entire data.
See top response above. Summary: I only redact stuff like kids' school info and other things that do not belong on the internet. I was cringe larping, and I am dutifully chastised for it. I deserve the mockery for the poor joke. I only expect to REDACT anything 2-3 more times, ever.
 
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@Himedall All-seeing Waifu All good bro, and yeah, if they're actually fucking retarded enough to post shit like their kids schools:cryblood: someone has to save them from their own fucking stupidity, I don't know what the fuck would possess someone to even discuss personal details about their kids on the fucking Internet, but then these are the backbirths who think saying nigger will horrify people on fucking Kiwi Farms :story: and seem to be under the impression that the site that troons have literally been trying to break the building blocks of the fucking Internet to get rid of are all trannys ourselves, they aren't exactly the smartest.
I meant it when I said you've done amazing work getting Panoptes running, I just didn't want to see all that hard work rendered pointless by some misplaced sense of mercy for coom brained idiots that don't have the sense to exercize discretion over what personal shit they post online, if you make exceptions and selectively redact for one person, you compromize the integrity of the entire data set, removing stuff like personally IDing info on minors is a whole different matter, I'm with you on that 100%.
 
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