🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Mikoyan]

As only a _moderate_ Ralph watcher I have a question about that. Is his probation still going? You'd think a clear threat to revenge porn someone else would be.. bad for that.

 

[LiveFromNS]

If it is, I hope he's talking to nobody but law enforcement.

Yes, my hope as well. As I said, he has way more intelligence than the pig and I think his radio silence, as another poster said, speaks volumes.

And as I also said, we will see it all play out whatever happens. Nothing appears sacred or is deemed to be something that should remain private when it comes to the Gunt and those who are sucked into his vortex, willingly or not.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

As only a _moderate_ Ralph watcher I have a question about that. Is his probation still going? You'd think a clear threat to revenge porn someone else would be.. bad for that.

If you're talking about the suspended sentence, it ended right before ralphamania i think

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

Imagine being in Rome of all fucking places and using that time to fight with people on Twitter.

The day of the flip can't come soon enough.

DA RALPHAMALE'S GUIDE TAH UH 5-STAR 3-DAYS VAYCAYSHUN OVASEIZ:
Day 1 Plans: Get kicked off a plane and scare off your horse bride
Day 2 Plans: Seethe at the Ayhogs for making fun of you getting walked out on by your whore wife
Day 3 Plans: Wait in your hotel room until your flight home
Alternate Itinerary for a Weeklong Trip:
Day 1: Eat Burger King
Day 2: Try to solicit a child prostitute and get your shit kicked in
Days 3-7: All expense paid trip to a VIP hospital

 

[Mikoyan]

If you're talking about the suspended sentence, it ended right before ralphamania i think

I am. I knew the distinction but forgot. Thanks!

 

[AnOminous]

Day 2: Try to solicit a child prostitute and get your shit kicked in

Try to solicit what you think is a child prostitute. It's actually some Sicilian's daughter. Get dead.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

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If this whole streaming thing doesn't work out Ralph would make one hell of a mall Santa. I know it's seasonal work but he's made for it god damn it. There's nothing more iconic than a foul mouthed scumbag in a santa outfit reeking of alcohol.

There's a couple of theme parks in the US that might hire him year round too.

HO HO HO BITCH! AHM GIVIN ALL THE ALAWGS COAL THIS FUCKIN' YEAR! FIVE STAR HOLIDAYS MOTHERFUCKERS!

 

[Makoto Niijima]

Ralph just posted then deleted this video.

Here is the 2nd video:

I think Ralph is still drunk he keeps deleting and reposting tweets.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

God, that stepford wife smile is revolting

 

[FamicomGorby]

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Dang, Ralph done worked us again, he really did take his horse wife to Rome.

I guess Pantsu changed her mind about pictures as soon as Ralph realized that by his rules he was being a cuck listening to a woman.

Also Pantsu is a fuckin moron and she 100% deserves being married to the Gunt.

 

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[Mr. Manchester]

Ralph just posted then deleted this video.
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I still don't believe you Ralph, that's obviously a phone filter you used to transform a gypsy who is probably stealing your wallet. Post another video to prove us all wrong again. Pound a beer in front of the colosseum or something.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Yeah Josh, maybe one day you can have a woman in your life that people honestly debate whether it's natal or not.

 

[Obscura539]

>Celebrate your marriage by alienating your new wife from her family.
>Get removed from your flight because you’re a insufferable fat piece of shit that strangers cannot tolerate.
>Read KF non-stop while on your honeymoon.
>Post hostage videos with your traumatized wife.
>Posture to legitimate retards how cool you are.

 

[Phony Chicken]

He's got such a fat, punchable face.

 

[JustStopDude]

Man Ralph looks really bad in that video for only being 55 years old.

 

[AnOminous]

He's got such a fat, punchable face.

Well, Cog and some Portugese tranny found it completely irresistible.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I like how Ralph characterizes his substance abuse and life cope problems as being a rock star type while tucking his front ass into his pants so it doesn’t hang out of the front of his shirt again.

 

[MeltyTW]

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I like how Ralph characterizes his substance abuse and life cope problems as being a rock star type while tucking his front ass into his pants so it doesn’t hang out of the front of his shirt again.

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Where's the loving family there gunt? Also ewewww you can see his gunt and top two man titties through the shirt

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

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Spoiler: Lol, lmao even

Also bear in mind that his frazzled wife is out of frame juggling the baby and a phone to take this Girl's First Holiday Away From Her Parents FB photo.