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[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Collecting is just hoarding with extra steps.

hoarding is having no idea what you've been collecting.

 

[FinnSven]

Ok, so I am on the side of the fence that says "If all non-medical means of managing and coping with gender dysphoria have been exhausted, then move onto the HRS and it should be paid for as a mental health need, and if that fails then try some gender affirming surgery" So I am WAY more generous than most of this thread board (I keep forgetting that Stinkditch is now an entire board on the forums after the Keffals thing, I just get to Kevkev and friends from my alerts) when it comes to troons and hearing them out and believing they deserve to have these things covered, and even I, in my most illogical, most inane, most out there twisting of logic and putting myself into their head Olympic tier mental gymnastics, can't think of how a fucking tattoo is gender affirming. Maybe maybe if you really tried you could convince me selective tattoo removal could be gender affirming, as the tattoos themselves are gendered, but the acquisition of tattoos is not a gendered thing, having a tattoo of a particular type isn't necessary to be a given gender. Men and women get tattoos, sure they get different tattoos, but unlike clothing, society generally doesn't expect you to have tattoos, nor does it put much expectation on men or women having certain tattoos (it typically focuses of certain tattoos AT ALL stereotypically found primarily on men or women), in fact if anything it puts more emphasis on the idea that people shouldn't have tattoos rather than they should.

The fag in question probably wants a slag tag/trampstamp depending on your side of the pond, to make him feel like a dirty little whore.

That’s the kind of gender affirmation Kevvie’s twitter twatter crew want.

 

[AMHOLIO]

and even I, in my most illogical, most inane, most out there twisting of logic and putting myself into their head Olympic tier mental gymnastics, can't think of how a fucking tattoo is gender affirming.

It's likely to make them feel like a KWEER BIKER WOMAN, as if being a lesbian is preformative, requires you to brand yourself and buy the right things, and thus you have bought into the club and are the woman. It's like saying the IKEA shark is necessary to be trans, it's a show that you're in a club, not that you're a woman.

Finn might be right too. Whatever it is, it's all performance and biological kweerrr women don't need and aren't compelled to have tattoos.

 

[FinnSven]

It's likely to make them feel like a KWEER BIKER WOMAN, as if being a lesbian is preformative, requires you to brand yourself and buy the right things, and thus you have bought into the club and are the woman. It's like saying the IKEA shark is necessary to be trans, it's a show that you're in a club, not that you're a woman.

Finn might be right too. Whatever it is, it's all performance and biological kweerrr women don't need and aren't compelled to have tattoos.

Well I think it circles back to the incel-agp things.

They can’t get the kind of girl they want, a tough, cute, perky, manic pixie dream girl who is badass to boot, so they become their ideal woman.

Which is how I think the show “How I fucked your mother” really should have ended.

 

[AssignedEva]

The fag in question probably wants a slag tag/trampstamp depending on your side of the pond, to make him feel like a dirty little whore.

That’s the kind of gender affirmation Kevvie’s twitter twatter crew want.

Monkey paw wish: the government now provides free tattoos, but only if they're of Bible quotes.

Also they're not allowed to be anything from the Song of Solomon or that bit from Ezekiel about donkey dongs.

Actually that leaves scope for someone like Wedge to get turned on by a Bible quote condemning homosexuality or like Ham seeing his father's nakedness. Free tattoos, but it has to be of a Bible verse you'd feasibly find in a religious greeting card or embroidered on a cushion in a Church gift shop or that your Nana would sign a letter off with.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Monkey paw wish: the government now provides free tattoos, but only if they're of Bible quotes.

Also they're not allowed to be anything from the Song of Solomon or that bit from Ezekiel about donkey dongs.

Actually that leaves scope for someone like Wedge to get turned on by a Bible quote condemning homosexuality or like Ham seeing his father's nakedness. Free tattoos, but it has to be of a Bible verse you'd feasibly find in a religious greeting card or embroidered on a cushion in a Church gift shop or that your Nana would sign a letter off with.

I want the government to offer free tattoos of only people's names you've dated. That way the polycule people have to cross out and rewrite names 15 times over, not including name changes from indecisive or trooning members. Imagine someone having the polycule net of 30 people on their back. It would be funny AND warn us of who's crazy enough to be into poly.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

The KGIU has been quiet today thankfully. I could get used to this.
Kevin ponders if the tranch soil has a lot of iron in it. [A]

Dear lord, he’s got a new nose ring that’s so big he’s struggling to get it in. [A]


Neck back with more (deadbeat) dad jokes [A]

Asks for good computer chair recommendations, one that he can sit on for hours at a time (presumably to be horny online all day). [A]

Wedge sperging about microphones. [A]

 

[AfghanBlue]

The KGIU has been quiet today thankfully. I could get used to this.
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lmfao if that nose ring is bigger than his current one, wchich looks huge even on his enormous head...
i just looked at my own palm, and if the new one was on it, to scale, it woudlnt be that big.
so kevoins hands much be fucking huuuuuge!

also, your hands cant smell of iron? ocd about smells? are you only a muskslut on wednesdays kev?
iron is surely a nicer smell than woundseep

lol wedge sperging about recording and audio fidelity- are you only a deafie on wednesdays, wedge?
troons forget all thier plotlines as soon as there's an opportunity to feel special or expert about something.

 

[lightswitchdoll]

The fag in question probably wants a slag tag/trampstamp depending on your side of the pond, to make him feel like a dirty little whore.

That’s the kind of gender affirmation Kevvie’s twitter twatter crew want.

Wait hold up, I thought lovebites/hickeys were slag tags. Tramp stamps are just tramp stamps. At least, that's how it's always been in my part of this side of the pond.

Just to keep vaguely on topic, I agree with the argument that tattoos are absolutely not necessary for transition and this is just example #64379 of troons trying to grift absolutely everything because how dare you expect them to pay for anything. As @AMHOLIO said - it's said as a joke but it's really not.

They always get ridiculously unfeminine tattoos anyway.

 

[AnOminous]

Just to keep vaguely on topic, I agree with the argument that tattoos are absolutely not necessary for transition and this is just example #64379 of troons trying to grift absolutely everything because how dare you expect them to pay for anything. As @AMHOLIO said - it's said as a joke but it's really not.

The only tattoo they should get for free should have a pink triangle, a number, and their real name on it.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

No, the soil is not especially iron rich, you're smelling your boogers.

We doxxed your soil two years ago, read the fucking thread and learn something.

 

[FinnSven]

The only tattoo they should get for free should have a pink triangle, a number, and their real name on it.

I think a pink swastika would be more appropriate.

 

[Bob_]

We doxxed your soil two years ago, read the fucking thread and learn something.

Kiwi Farmers: executing drone strikes and doxxing soil properties since 2010.

 

[Aliénor]

He's only detected the smell of the dust now.

This means he has never dusted his toys since he moved in.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

I want the government to offer free tattoos of only people's names you've dated. That way the polycule people have to cross out and rewrite names 15 times over, not including name changes from indecisive or trooning members. Imagine someone having the polycule net of 30 people on their back. It would be funny AND warn us of who's crazy enough to be into poly.

A family friend is a tattoo artist, they had to do a polycule web once that was 14 people. They said they were never so happy the be monogamous after hearing about the relationship drama.

I maintain, polyamory can only function in a thruple and even then only rarely and when everyone is on the same page and it isn't some confusing web, which is to say, only very very very rarely and in the smallest possible poly unit. Even then, it'll collapse 99% of the time.

He's only detected the smell of the dust now.

This means he has never dusted his toys since he moved in.

He's only realized the smell of the dust now.

This means he has never dusted his toys since he moved in.

You double posted to say basically the same thing. This isn't even the occasional double post bug, these posts are both one word different. I know KF can be funky at times, but really? This is peak fresh meat.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I maintain, polyamory can only function in a thruple and even then only rarely and when everyone is on the same page and it isn't some confusing web, which is to say, only very very very rarely and in the smallest possible poly unit. Even then, it'll collapse 99% of the time.

Polygamy is a time-honored tradition, and that could be construed as polyamory. It's not for everyone but it has its defenders.

 

[Aliénor]

A family friend is a tattoo artist, they had to do a polycule web once that was 14 people. They said they were never so happy the be monogamous after hearing about the relationship drama.

I maintain, polyamory can only function in a thruple and even then only rarely and when everyone is on the same page and it isn't some confusing web, which is to say, only very very very rarely and in the smallest possible poly unit. Even then, it'll collapse 99% of the time.


You double posted to say basically the same thing. This isn't even the occasional double post bug, these posts are both one word different. I know KF can be funky at times, but really? This is peak fresh meat.

A family friend is a tattoo artist, they had to do a polycule web once that was 14 people. They said they were never so happy the be monogamous after hearing about the relationship drama.

I maintain, polyamory can only function in a thruple and even then only rarely and when everyone is on the same page and it isn't some confusing web, which is to say, only very very very rarely and in the smallest possible poly unit. Even then, it'll collapse 99% of the time.


You double posted to say basically the same thing. This isn't even the occasional double post bug, these posts are both one word different. I know KF can be funky at times, but really? This is peak fresh meat.

I double posted because of the bug, didn't see, and edited the first one. How much of an idiot do you have to be to think this is some sort of a dunk?

 

[BScCollateral]

Polygamy is a time-honored tradition, and that could be construed as polyamory. It's not for everyone but it has its defenders.

I'd like to see a middlebrow analysis of historical polygamy, because I suspect most historical examples involve high-class men who have multiple wives to insure an heir, or to cement political alliances.
Even there you will typically see one wife designated as "First Wife" or something to establish a hierarchy.
Fun note: books on ancient Egypt will frequently mistransalate "First Royal Wife" as "Queen." The Egyptians had no exact parallel to the word "Queen." Hatshepsut was Pharaoh, not "Queen of Egypt." I don't know what Cleopatra VI was called; by then there was a lot of Greek/Roman influence.

 

[s0mbra]

Maybe it's not his hands he smells, it's just the cheap metal nose rings made of God knows what he keeps jamming into his hog snout?

 

[FinnSven]

Maybe it's not his hands he smells, it's just the cheap metal nose rings made of God knows what he keeps jamming into his hog snout?

Someone should tell him that lead makes good nose rings.