Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

[SargonF00t]

I can't wait to see how Ralph copes with the Mexican Summer, considering he threw a tantrum at how hot it was in Autumn, and waddled over to his Nissan for the air-conditioning, leaving Meigh and Rozy to deal with the heat by themselves in the concrete jail block.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

If you don't actually assault somebody or get arrested 99% of the time the airline will just put you on the next flight on the same carrier and tell you to behave yourself/sober up. There's very little chance they charged him anything.

Idk. NYC is having a mini crime wave, not to the extent of the 90s but definitely the highest since then. There’s no room in the jails.

But gunt still was abusing his wife bad enough that multiple bystanders tried to intervene, which also basically never happens in New York.

I can’t imagine an airline being like “water under the bridge, my valued customer” to a broke, filthy domestic abusing gunt

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Every single picture of him lately looks a gouty music teacher who is on probation for sexually harassing the students.

It’s Aunt Bea for me, minus the face pubes.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

It’s Aunt Bea for me, minus the face pubes.
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Personality disorder?

Womanly.

Insecure?

Womanly.

Gaining a ton of weight due to menopause?

Womanly.

Can’t fight effectively at all?

Womanly.

Looks like a sixty year old woman?

Womanly.

Thank god Rozy.win.tv.ip2.com has a dad named Amanda

 

[MeltyTW]

Idk. NYC is having a mini crime wave, not to the extent of the 90s but definitely the highest since then. There’s no room in the jails.

But gunt still was abusing his wife bad enough that multiple bystanders tried to intervene, which also basically never happens in New York.

I can’t imagine an airline being like “water under the bridge, my valued customer” to a broke, filthy domestic abusing gunt

The weight alone would make it financially untenable

 

[BallBuster II]

If you don't actually assault somebody or get arrested 99% of the time the airline will just put you on the next flight on the same carrier and tell you to behave yourself/sober up. There's very little chance they charged him anything.

He caused a 2+ hour delay, costing the airline upwards of $10,000 not to mention the inconvenience to all the other passengers, especially if any of them had connecting flights. He was forcibly removed, not involuntarily bumped. At that point he is no longer entitled to a refund and his tickets become null and void. This is why he had to leave the airport for the most part, as he no longer had a valid ticket so he could not stay in the terminals. So he was forced to get a hotel and rebook his flight for everyone.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

He caused a 2+ hour delay, costing the airline upwards of $10,000 not to mention the inconvenience to all the other passengers, especially if any of them had connecting flights. He was forcibly removed, not involuntarily bumped. At that point he is no longer entitled to a refund and his tickets become null and void. This is why he had to leave the airport for the most part, as he no longer had a valid ticket so he could not stay in the terminals. So he was forced to get a hotel and rebook his flight for everyone.

Yeah, considering the bullshit I’ve had to endure over having flights involuntarily changed last minute, I just can’t believe you can cause a taxiing plane to scramble for an empty gate to return to and still receive better than average customer service/waived penalties

 

[Cumeatsioner Gordon]

So he was forced to get a hotel and rebook his flight for everyone.

He is dead broke, how in God's name could he afford ANOTHER ROUND OF TICKETS TO ROME for everyone AND a night at a hotel on a moment's notice?



Oh fuck buddy, Rozy didn't ride the kennel in the luggage compartment did she?

 

[SpergioLeonne]

He is dead broke, how in God's name could he afford ANOTHER ROUND OF TICKETS TO ROME for everyone AND a night at a hotel on a moment's notice?



Oh fuck buddy, Rozy didn't ride the kennel in the luggage compartment did she?

Well remember how he’s trying to traffic his daughter for visitation to Morris for $10k so he can afford a lawyer by next week?

 

[Tortoise Jr]

He caused a 2+ hour delay, costing the airline upwards of $10,000 not to mention the inconvenience to all the other passengers, especially if any of them had connecting flights. He was forcibly removed, not involuntarily bumped. At that point he is no longer entitled to a refund and his tickets become null and void. This is why he had to leave the airport for the most part, as he no longer had a valid ticket so he could not stay in the terminals. So he was forced to get a hotel and rebook his flight for everyone.

Policy for drunk passengers is too rebook without a fee on any major carrier I can think of. I was a commercial airline tard wrangler for 5 years, this was the case with almost every disruption I ever dealt with where the passenger didn't just storm out of the airport, even while they were threatening people with lifetime bans for not masking during COVID.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

Ralph is not man enough to buy a motorcycle no matter how cheap they are in Mexico. He could never learn to ride it and is scared.

Only pussies wear helmets. Ralphamales need to feel the wind ripping through their thinning hair.

If you don't actually assault somebody or get arrested 99% of the time the airline will just put you on the next flight on the same carrier and tell you to behave yourself/sober up. There's very little chance they charged him anything.

I never read the fine print on an airline ticket because I don't get blackout shitfaced at the airport Applebee's. I'm pretty sure if you get kicked off a flight for being a drunk mess and tell other passengers to suck your dick, the airline doesn't have to refund your ticket regardless if it is refundable. He is lucky if all he had to do was buy another ticket. He could have been gaped by TSA agents for making a scene. 5 STAR DAYS, BABY!!!

 

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Double triple post

 

[Elbe]

I have to agree with an earlier poster - Rozy.tv's head is huge.

 

[marlintan]

You don't need no plane of you got a kick ass motorcycle these things are very fast and comftable plus they're pussy magnets. I've done hundreds of thousands of miles on mine but the engine gets hot sometimes so I never wear a helmet, makes you look gay anyway.

Ever since I got my motorcycle I've been pounding new pussy every single day since.

EOR's bike engine would give up the ghost trying to move his fat ass around.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I have to agree with an earlier poster - Rozy.tv's head is huge.

Well she unfortunately looks exactly like ralph so she no doubt inherited his giant easter island melon head as well

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Policy for drunk passengers is too rebook without a fee on any major carrier I can think of. I was a commercial airline tard wrangler for 5 years, this was the case with almost every disruption I ever dealt with where the passenger didn't just storm out of the airport, even while they were threatening people with lifetime bans for not masking during COVID.

If that’s true, that’s rage inducing. We have to pay like three times what we had to ten years ago so drunks don’t have to face any consequences? Airlines will overbook and bump customers off their flights, but give drunks free tickets?

And I assume that what you’re talking about is AT the gate. Are you sure that if the plane has to turn the fuck around and find a new gate to disembark, they still let the idiots rebook for free?

 

[Tortoise Jr]

If that’s true, that’s rage inducing. We have to pay like three times what we had to ten years ago so drunks don’t have to face any consequences? Airlines will overbook and bump customers off their flights, but give drunks free tickets?

And I assume that what you’re talking about is AT the gate. Are you sure that if the plane has to turn the fuck around and find a new gate to disembark, they still let the idiots rebook for free?

Unless they see somebody as a real security risk they will always take the path of least resistance. First priority is to get the guy out of your airport, easiest way to do that is stick him on the next available flight. The AC having to turn around might even fall back on the gate agent because they're required to look for signs of intoxication before boarding people.

 

[Cereal Experiments Grain]

It's a shame that the horse returned. Not only do we miss out on the absurdity of Ralph alone in Rome and pretending he isn't but this also means Rozy will get further exposure to the gunt. I'm ready for the Pig vs. Horse story arc. It's inevitable and the sooner the better for that baby.

 

[Quintus]

My dad is in his late fifties and somehow looks younger than Ralph in his late thirties.

 

[Weeb Slinger]

What defines an abject VIP, ma'am?
That might be something
for you to consider
while you cram
two inches of solid Ralph
into your flapping bitch mouth

You see, one of the perks
is I get to disembark
the flight before y'all
with a police escort,
before the plane
leaves the terminal

All roads lead to Rome
but it's less than
two miles walk
to the nearest bar
where I count
my remaining chips
minus my whore wife,
only kidding,
I deleted that tweet,
she's the clop to my clip
Wore out my welcome,
left behind my luggage as a tip

The number one rule of entertainment:
Always keep them bitches waiting
nodding out on cam
while I wait for my arraignment
Rome wasn't built in a day
It can wait twenty-four more hours
for the gunt in May, but no cameras.

Let the sacking of the city
commence at noon
Woke up at midnight
in my hotel room,
curtains drawn
spent the next few hours
lying on the bed
yelling at the Moon

Vision to narrow
and too blurred
to see the irony,
the ruins of an empire
strewn all around me

Gunt Inivctus
saw the spoils of a conquered city
through the window of a bus
and caught the smell of burning on the wind
far away from Rome
the final wasted weeks of life
going up in smoke at home.