Dramacow Eddie Dzial / Edward Bernard Przydzial / Poser Exposer / Lawson J. Denning - Samuel Collingwood Smith's Lover, HIV+ Butt Pirate, Washed Up Plagiarist

poser exposer said:
this was posted here:
https://donaldcarlosseoanehiv.blogspot.com/2016/05/aim-pcrdna-test-results-hiv.html

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I don't follow this thread much, but it seemed as though this is new content, if not throw me a late.
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Without looking I can guess who gave you that autistic rating.
Edit: didn't see there was another page after that.
Funny how he suddenly found this new positive test right after you posted the negative one. Donny is still a jackass, but he is starting to seem like the more believable of the two. Or at least equal.
Also, I told him to stop being a sperg or he was gonna have a thread and he didn't believe me
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your dick is hella small and looks infected lol
 
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I actually feel kinda bad for him. I do believe that he genuinely wanted to contribute positively, but that his own issues with Donny kinda got in the way of that.

Now, in regards to the supposed video of Donny getting beaten up by a tranny, I think that's fake. I feel like that's part of an attempt to gain some sort of high ground. If he actually had such a video, I'm sure we'd have seen it long before now.
 
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I don't think the title should read "Retired Porn Actor" but "Desperate Porn Cosplayer." Eddie has never actually worked in the porn industry - he just spent money to bang some of L.A's nastiest skanks on camera.

If you know anything about stripper culture you know that porn actresses do tours of clubs around the country as "special attractions." If you have the cash, you can absolutely have sex with them and even take pictures. That's what Eddie did.

If he was actually a porn star, there'd be records of it. IADB has listings for over 100,000 films. Eddie Dzial never shows up. Pornhub actually has two videos for Eddie Dzial - and they're both videos of a computer screen with a bunch of animated sex GIFs on it and three pictures of Eddie's weird dick in the middle. Uploaded by... Eddie Dzial, of course.

There are no professional porn scenes with Eddie Dzial in them. No magazines have ever published Eddie Dzial spreads. Dude spent thousands of dollars to cosplay as a porn star and post pictures of it on the Internet.

So how did a guy like Edward Przydzial, whose last known job was working at a U-Haul in Pasadena, California, get the money to fuck these women? Simple. His mom died in 2006, and instead of using his inheritance to put his life on track, he used it to pretend to be a porn star. Imagine how fast she's spinning in her grave knowing that the money she saved her whole life vanished up some loose pussy.
 
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Darwin Watterson said:
I actually feel kinda bad for him. I do believe that he genuinely wanted to contribute positively, but that his own issues with Donny kinda got in the way of that.

Now, in regards to the supposed video of Donny getting beaten up by a tranny, I think that's fake. I feel like that's part of an attempt to gain some sort of high ground. If he actually had such a video, I'm sure we'd have seen it long before now.
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the video you guys have on this site is not donkey. my video is. sorry.
 
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bigreddogdick said:
I don't think the title should read "Retired Porn Actor" but "Desperate Porn Cosplayer." Eddie has never actually worked in the porn industry - he just spent money to bang some of L.A's nastiest skanks on camera.

If you know anything about stripper culture you know that porn actresses do tours of clubs around the country as "special attractions." If you have the cash, you can absolutely have sex with them and even take pictures. That's what Eddie did.

If he was actually a porn star, there'd be records of it. IADB has listings for over 100,000 films. Eddie Dzial never shows up. Pornhub actually has two videos for Eddie Dzial - and they're both videos of a computer screen with a bunch of animated sex GIFs on it and three pictures of Eddie's weird dick in the middle. Uploaded by... Eddie Dzial, of course.

There are no professional porn scenes with Eddie Dzial in them. No magazines have ever published Eddie Dzial spreads. Dude spent thousands of dollars to cosplay as a porn star and post pictures of it on the Internet.

So how did a guy like Edward Przydzial, whose last known job was working at a U-Haul in Pasadena, California, get the money to fuck these women? Simple. His mom died in 2006, and instead of using his inheritance to put his life on track, he used it to pretend to be a porn star. Imagine how fast she's spinning in her grave knowing that the money she saved her whole life vanished up some loose pussy.
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trollshielding. 101. not gonna work.
 
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Darwin Watterson said:
I actually feel kinda bad for him. I do believe that he genuinely wanted to contribute positively, but that his own issues with Donny kinda got in the way of that.

Now, in regards to the supposed video of Donny getting beaten up by a tranny, I think that's fake. I feel like that's part of an attempt to gain some sort of high ground. If he actually had such a video, I'm sure we'd have seen it long before now.
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This.

If he'd been able to put his hateboner for Donny aside and was able to relay what genuine information he had, this could've gone in a very different direction. The rageboner and the garbled word salad were what drew most of the unwanted attention.

Had he just contributed to the discussion and handled himself better, this whole thread would be a lot less sad.
 
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MakeItRain said:
You might recognize the name Eddie Dzial from the Donny Long thread where he joined the Kiwi Farms as @poser exposer to A-log provide valuable information about Donny and insight into the porn industry. After Donny chimped out on the Lolcow board and Twitter, it was revealed that this helpful gentleman with an unhealthy obsession with Donny's "pee pee" was Eddie Dzial (real name Edward Przydzial), a fellow porn retiree currently being targeted by Donny's wrath. When he could not stop sperging out despite multiple warnings from our helpful userbase, we decided his internet footprint might be worth looking into. Luckily, Eddie obligingly doxxed the shit out of himself on his own kiwi profile page and authored his own biography on the lolcow wiki, so we didn't have to look far.

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Eddie Przydzial is a KISS enthusiast and would-be rockstar who seems to have spent the majority of his life being a huge fan of Eddie Przydzial. A brief list of his self-proclaimed talents includes: porn actor, photographer, bass player, vocalist, tattoo artist, oil painter, fire breather and trainer, jewelry maker, costume designer, muscle car and harley building/customization, and music journalist.

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Eddie clearly hit his peak in the 80's when he was in an UNDERGROUND DEATH SPEED HARDCORE METAL BAND called Corrupt, some shit band called Sister Morphine and hocking KISS merch at shows. Eddie seems regretful that he never really made it big, and the majority of his chimpouts are related to perceived intrusions upon anything he sees as his True and Honest DO NOT STEAL original work or false claims of ownership that make him seem more famous and important than he really is.

A lot of accusations have been levied at Eddie by Donny, most of which don't really go beyond mouth foaming faggot epithets. However, at least one accusation does seem to contain a nugget of truth.

Eddie the Stalker

Here you can find a blog detailing the harassment of one Reverend. John Tyler over a period of almost 15 years. Mr. Tyler claims he filed a successful harassment suit against Eddie over the behaviors detailed in this blog. There's a lot to be unpacked here; Eddie is clearly no stranger to internet slap fights.

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In one notable instance he called up the guy's former employer to let them know that he was printing child porn of a daughter he didn't have.

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Another blog by an unknown author documents the harassment he received from Eddie after he had the audacity to also name his band after a popular Rolling Stones song.

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Whether or not he was sending links to his own porn remains unconfirmed.

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His obsessive behavior appears to predate the digital age as well.

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Seduce may have broken up in 1991, but apparently the mere mention of the band was still triggering chimpouts well into 2011.

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Eddie the Political Satirist

From his self-authored lolcow wiki biography entry

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wow very satire
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What Eddie fails to mention is the drama that followed his big viral hit; a DMCA takedown notice was filed with Flickr to remove the Obama/Joker images resulting in some odd claims from Eddie and questions as to whether or not he had created the "viral" image at all.

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Eddie the Thief

Did you catch that bit about Eddie serving time for interstate transportation of goods derived from fraud? Well, bear in mind that Eddie claims to have been a well-known KISS photographer and publisher of a fan magazine. According to this article published by the Detroit Free Press News (and uploaded onto one of Eddie's own stalking blogs), Eddie posed as a magazine publisher to acquire $3.6 million dollars worth of KISS photographs and pass them off as his own.

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Eddie's response to this claim? Gene Simmons paid off the FBI.

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Eddie has twisted the story around and now claims that he sued Gene Simmons over copyrighted pictures. His only evidence is a transcript of a poorly written article published by the "Associate Press Corp.", presumably unaffiliated with the "Associated Press".

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Eddie the Kidnapper Cuck

Eddie's KISS shenanigans were not the only bizarre behaviors revealed by the Detroit Free Press. The article reveals that Eddie tried to kidnap his estranged wife Lisa and infant daughter and then bravely slit his wrists in a dramatic showdown with the cops. Rock and roll.


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Fortunately, one of Eddie's numerous socks has a very good explanation for the incident; the arresting officer, Officer Liczbinski, set him up, cucked him, and stole his kid.

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Fortunately Eddie seems to have moved past this tragic ending to his first marriage and found a new Courtney to his Cobain.

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Eddie claims that the article was fake or otherwise altered. Luckily, a dedicated Kiwi field agent in Detroit was able to dig up the original article in its entirety at their local library. Although some portions are too faded to be legible, the article does seem to be an accurate transcription of the original.

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Assorted links

Eddie's solo album

Self-Authored Wikipedia Entry: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Edward_przydzial
http://archive.is/yL8P1
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/edwardprzydzial
http://archive.is/VRCkd
Tumblr: http://editorsdesk.tumblr.com/
http://archive.is/pDnRW
Deviantart: http://artisticphotographer.deviantart.com/
http://archive.is/lkf1x
Livejournal: http://edwardprzydzial.livejournal.com
http://archive.is/iu8uH
Twitter: https://twitter.com/editors_desk
http://archive.is/7acJO
Blogspots:
http://totenkopfsongs.blogspot.com/
http://archive.is/ActMv

http://kisspicturegallery.blogspot.com
http://archive.is/Ser2E

http://edwardbprzydzial.blogspot.com
http://archive.is/dopkS

http://ricbohy.blogspot.com/
http://archive.is/n7Kwa

http://obamatrons.blogspot.com
http://archive.is/gzzLi


(thanks to @Absinthe, @KingQueen , and @Cthulhu for digging up the source material.)
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you guys love it. glad i can keep you entertained.
 
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bigreddogdick said:
I don't think the title should read "Retired Porn Actor" but "Desperate Porn Cosplayer." Eddie has never actually worked in the porn industry - he just spent money to bang some of L.A's nastiest skanks on camera.

If you know anything about stripper culture you know that porn actresses do tours of clubs around the country as "special attractions." If you have the cash, you can absolutely have sex with them and even take pictures. That's what Eddie did.

If he was actually a porn star, there'd be records of it. IADB has listings for over 100,000 films. Eddie Dzial never shows up. Pornhub actually has two videos for Eddie Dzial - and they're both videos of a computer screen with a bunch of animated sex GIFs on it and three pictures of Eddie's weird dick in the middle. Uploaded by... Eddie Dzial, of course.

There are no professional porn scenes with Eddie Dzial in them. No magazines have ever published Eddie Dzial spreads. Dude spent thousands of dollars to cosplay as a porn star and post pictures of it on the Internet.

So how did a guy like Edward Przydzial, whose last known job was working at a U-Haul in Pasadena, California, get the money to fuck these women? Simple. His mom died in 2006, and instead of using his inheritance to put his life on track, he used it to pretend to be a porn star. Imagine how fast she's spinning in her grave knowing that the money she saved her whole life vanished up some loose pussy.
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Which pornstar are you?
 
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poser exposer said:
explain why you like that word...? say it again in the mirror. f a g g o t now rinse, repeat.
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chimpburgers said:
Faggot, that's all you've done here. Just leave already and don't come back. Get AIDS too and die quicker and you and Donny will both be in the grave together.
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someone sounds like he's repressing his own insecurities... what a vulgar creepy message...

mortal_wombat said:
This.

If he'd been able to put his hateboner for Donny aside and was able to relay what genuine information he had, this could've gone in a very different direction. The rageboner and the garbled word salad were what drew most of the unwanted attention.

Had he just contributed to the discussion and handled himself better, this whole thread would be a lot less sad.
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alot of reasons to bash someone. agenda is the same. i have a great time. not hurting me... i laugh. lol... no big deal kids.
 
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Eddie, you should have never doxxed yourself. It would have been way better to take a step back and rather than promoting yourself, just give out info you have. We'd have to just take your word for it sure, but Donny would have flipped shit either way.
 
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