Diseased #Comicsgate - The Culture Wars Hit The Funny Books!

Lol, what comic book was ever worth a 2 year wait?

Reignbow ain't coming out any quicker. Maybe it's the Kenny A-loggins in me talking here but, dumbass failed hero who conveniently slept through the extinction of the human race space frog with a repurposed TMNT look with a Bart Simpson personality and no weaknesses or classic villains that tune into those weaknesses and no character arc except chicks dig him is never going to be 5, 4 or even 3 star entertainment. Cyberfrog is simply the price for being part of Sciverfrog's fan club, which is all that pathetically remains after 6+ years of fake posturing. Oh yeah and an entire catalog of absolute shite-tier bandwagoneering cloutfunded comic crap that only make his own declining work quality look better in comparison.
 
Lol, what comic book was ever worth a 2 year wait?

Reignbow ain't coming out any quicker. Maybe it's the Kenny A-loggins in me talking here but, dumbass failed hero who conveniently slept through the extinction of the human race space frog with a repurposed TMNT look with a Bart Simpson personality and no weaknesses or classic villains that tune into those weaknesses and no character arc except chicks dig him is never going to be 5, 4 or even 3 star entertainment. Cyberfrog is simply the price for being part of Sciverfrog's fan club, which is all that pathetically remains after 6+ years of fake posturing. Oh yeah and an entire catalog of absolute shite-tier bandwagoneering cloutfunded comic crap that only make his own declining work quality look better in comparison.
The remaining interest is seeing how many people think the sciverfrog creature is EVS' self-insert and how many think the distorted looking woman is.
 
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The remaining interest is seeing how many people think the sciverfrog creature is EVS' self-insert and how many think the distorted looking woman is.
It's another self insert. Narcissism's a hell of a drug.
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CG definitely seems to have hit the wall that was prophesized to be coming for Anna. The big CG merch lolsuit closeout stream was extra boring. None of underlings showed up except for Shane, Jon, Anna and Jimmy Reyes who only pretends to not know anything, you know, for the lulz.

The highlight for me was smack in the middle of the 6 hour endurance test. The Crowder vs Daily Wire thing came up again he proclaimed that hes correct in his assessment of the situation and played part of a Mark Dice video that agreed with him. This bothered the chat and they started to demand that he watch Rekieta's video on the subject, which he did for a minute or two before deciding that Rekieta is just wrong and stopping it. Needless to say chat wasn't happy with him stopping it so quickly. EVS and Jon argue back and forth with the audience and both seem more annoyed as it continues. Both EVS/Jon side with DW and settle on the idea that companies are gonna company you can't keep bitching about how companies operate, you just don't sign the contract and move on. Which is fucking hilarious coming from EVS who built his section of the CG brand at least partially by crying about what companies are doing daily. It seemed doubly funny that him and Jon were confused about why the chat was acting like culture warriors and ideologues after he himself spent 5 years cultivating an audience/parasocial clique all based around "fighting the good fight", culture warrior bullshit , caring about what companies do, etc. Fucking phenomenal.

Then they just talked about chicks from the 80s that they'd fuck for the 100th time and closed out the stream watching MTV for an hour. Big closeout was so boring that the fucking highlight was him being confused by the audience's opinions that were just parroting his own rhetoric. I'm not sure if its the diet, laziness or lack of a good boogeyman but the momentum is slowing to a crawl. If it was any slower I'd expect it to draw its own Cyberfrog comic... I'll see myself out.
 
The mainline CG channels have been dry as a bone lately.
CG definitely seems to have hit the wall that was prophesized to be coming for Anna.
I've tried to make a thread proposing a sort of toxic apathy or grim spiritual deathwish taking-hold, with examples particularly this week, but this site ate my fucking draft. Upon further consideration, weed and carb-restrictive dieting is probably a simpler explanation.

But anyway...

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  • Jon streams after FlashCast
  • Comicsgate Live: Sunday's Closeout on EVS channel
    • - Nobody shows up but the dregs
    • - Guest of honor was Jimmy Reyes
    • - Topics are a shitshow, chat is a shitshow (I'm sensing a turn here)
    • - Whipped dog Anna shows up in the last half-hour
  • Comicsgate Kings
    • - teased on Sunday's closeout but no stream on Monday
    • - no word on YT or Twitter and Jon is absent as well with no stream for his usual "POST-KANGZ" time
    • - only a vague tweet from Shane about how he'd start a stream but he used-up his notifications or something

Hope @FROG didn't drop dead of that heart attack, but I think what's worse is that nobody gave a fuck enough to step-in, not even Jon who one assumes expected to be streaming tonight at some point. Just doesn't seem like anyone cares, in which case they should probably just stop with the regular streams all-together and just do their streams - whatever the label and style - whenever they feel like it and intentionally eschew a set time so as to manage whatever audience/supporter expectations may or may not still exist.
 
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Lol, what comic book was ever worth a 2 year wait?

Reignbow ain't coming out any quicker. Maybe it's the Kenny A-loggins in me talking here but, dumbass failed hero who conveniently slept through the extinction of the human race space frog with a repurposed TMNT look with a Bart Simpson personality and no weaknesses or classic villains that tune into those weaknesses and no character arc except chicks dig him is never going to be 5, 4 or even 3 star entertainment. Cyberfrog is simply the price for being part of Sciverfrog's fan club, which is all that pathetically remains after 6+ years of fake posturing. Oh yeah and an entire catalog of absolute shite-tier bandwagoneering cloutfunded comic crap that only make his own declining work quality look better in comparison.


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I was thinking the same thing about Cyberfrog’s plot. At least in the old comics you had a cast of villians for Cyberfrog to go against. Like Ben Riley who had an obsession with Heather and Scorpione who was the big bad of the series along with his minions. With this new series, you just got boring giant vampire wasps and all the villains from the old series just hid from the wasps and pulled a twenty year disappearing act just like Cyberfrog did. And we’re supposed to get behind this hero and believe that he can defeat this galactic threat all by himself when he has trouble defeating the villains he had back in the 90’s?

And who does he have for help? A giant Lizard (who I think pretty much gets killed in the second book) and a ran through single mom? I’m guessing ChJell Sinn or however you spell it, is going to be plot armor here where Cyberfrog gets all these crazy upgrades and brings Salamandroid back to life and they manage to defeat a whole world full of bees who have these dumb weaknesses of not being able to fly around through forests or see red. And somehow during this twenty year invasion, no one thought to take advantage of those weaknesses until it was too late?

yeah, real interesting.
 
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I was thinking the same thing about Cyberfrog’s plot. At least in the old comics you had a cast of villians for Cyberfrog to go against. Like Ben Riley who had an obsession with Heather and Scorpione who was the big bad of the series along with his minions. With this new series, you just got boring giant vampire wasps and all the villains from the old series just hid from the wasps and pulled a twenty year disappearing act just like Cyberfrog did. And we’re supposed to get behind this hero and believe that he can defeat this galactic threat all by himself when he has trouble defeating the villains he had back in the 90’s?

And who does he have for help? A giant Lizard (who I think pretty much gets killed in the second book) and a ran through single mom? I’m guessing ChJell Sinn or however you spell it, is going to be plot armor here where Cyberfrog gets all these crazy upgrades and brings Salamandroid back to life and they manage to defeat a whole world full of bees who have these dumb weaknesses of not being able to fly around through forests or see red. And somehow during this twenty year invasion, no one thought to take advantage of those weaknesses until it was too late?

yeah, real interesting.
in similar comic sperg vein, comic book "writers" like EVS really need to pay attention to how damaging real life weapons, let alone heavy weapons, really are.
I get that aliens have muh alien tech, but essentially the wasps are just... wasps. Tactical nukes, pesticides even would decimate them. They are susceptible to cold horribly compared to a mammal. And so on.
At least bring these points up then dismiss them with muh explanations. Not just - here's another horribly overinked page to be saved by the colorist and people who look like AI drew them except most of them have the right number of fingers.
Cyberfrog is a deeply stupid character, and to save it as a book it needed a rogues' gallery of even stupider characters or a nemesis that was I dunno a giant fucking fly (ONE giant fly, a supervillain, not an infestation of dull wasps) or a scientist or something.
EVS is horribly shallow and I think that's what sinks his actual comic more than anything. It's a bit of green lantern, a rip off the original TMNT, a ripoff of battletoads - nothing matters about ripping other comics off, that's part of comics - but it has none of the heart or soul of anything he's stolen from.
And still, I think it's the least appealing least frog looking frog in the history of comics. There were sixteen year old kids in the 1940 who could draw a better frog. And it's getting worse. Where did its face go? Why are its limbs so ridiculously long? Why have floaty bits at all?
It could be sort of OK as a horror comic but even then, it just all seems so insanely disjointed. And it's obvious he did a page or two at a time whenever someone gave him a "good" idea or the chat really turned against him. All very ominous signs for the "next" book(s) should they ever near completion.
He needs to get a writer and an editor. But it isn't about the books anyway it's the attention and headpats. He likes even negative attention so being so awful all the time and having people harass him for his late books translates through his filter as "people are talking about me and that makes me a star."
 
The Jailbait character and Gemshock look identical. I mean, identical identical not "ripped off of Witchblade." If the defense is that they BOTH ripped off Witchblade, Jailbait did it years earlier and even the look of the two is identical rather than similar. WTF.
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I posted this before reading the other post with the theme of ripping off other IPs(I know, rookie mistake), so this I found about the Davis Duo should fit right in with this theme.

With very little going on in CG, I thought I would share something I came across this morning. Shane Davis and his wife are claiming that their cat comic is under attack by Disney.
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Apparently, Disney made its own Starlight Cats rip-off show. The Davis Duo have already made 2 videos about it.
They point out that they did the Starlight Cats way before Super Kitties and all the similarities between Starlight Cats and Super Kitties.

Here they claim they have caught the producer red handed because the same producer of Super Kitties allegedly ripped off a Kickstarter animation and made a Nickelodeon show that won an award.

Luckily the Davis Duo didn't get too caught up in calling out Disney to remind people to like and subscribe.
 
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Smartest thing Anna has probably done in a while.

Well, except choosing Taco Bell. Really Anna? Taco Hell?


Martina does come off as classier than Anna, I have to say. She's got that going for it.

And way classier than Venti.
Taco Bell is marginally more nutritional than Anna's usual dirt meal.
 
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I was thinking the same thing about Cyberfrog’s plot. At least in the old comics you had a cast of villians for Cyberfrog to go against. Like Ben Riley who had an obsession with Heather and Scorpione who was the big bad of the series along with his minions. With this new series, you just got boring giant vampire wasps and all the villains from the old series just hid from the wasps and pulled a twenty year disappearing act just like Cyberfrog did. And we’re supposed to get behind this hero and believe that he can defeat this galactic threat all by himself when he has trouble defeating the villains he had back in the 90’s?

And who does he have for help? A giant Lizard (who I think pretty much gets killed in the second book) and a ran through single mom? I’m guessing ChJell Sinn or however you spell it, is going to be plot armor here where Cyberfrog gets all these crazy upgrades and brings Salamandroid back to life and they manage to defeat a whole world full of bees who have these dumb weaknesses of not being able to fly around through forests or see red. And somehow during this twenty year invasion, no one thought to take advantage of those weaknesses until it was too late?

yeah, real interesting.

Are we supposed to believe that dork Peter Parker can just suddenly get into wrestling matches even with powers and land a hot chick like Mary Jane? It's so stupid and absurd. How could anyone read that crap?

^ You, basically.
 
The mainline CG channels have been dry as a bone lately.

If the culture war was a grift, at least the wailing and facepalming gave some kind of catharsis as entertainment and pop culture collapsed around us. That comicsgate degenerated into a bunch of nonentities and neverwases, gossiping and backbiting like a load of old hens, is more boring and horrifying than late books and... whatever else.

That Gemshock vs Jailbait thing is the most entertaining thing in the last few pages, and I have no idea what they are or whose characters they are.

Are we supposed to believe that dork Peter Parker can just suddenly get into wrestling matches even with powers and land a hot chick like Mary Jane? It's so stupid and absurd. How could anyone read that crap?

^ You, basically.

The Mary Jane who didn't show up for 42 issues? How many decades would Ethan take to build up to an event like that?
 
I mean I guess anyone can comment on anything, but it still seems strange to see a no-talent grifting dwarf like JDA talk about writing when it's something he is painfully bad at doing.
As for Mandy Summers ripping off the Jailbait character with her Gemshock book, that may (or may not) actually mean she's hit the jackpot because the rights owners are still around. Who knows. But it's a lot more interesting than fat old men talking crap for six hours.
 
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I was thinking the same thing about Cyberfrog’s plot. At least in the old comics you had a cast of villians for Cyberfrog to go against. Like Ben Riley who had an obsession with Heather and Scorpione who was the big bad of the series along with his minions. With this new series, you just got boring giant vampire wasps and all the villains from the old series just hid from the wasps and pulled a twenty year disappearing act just like Cyberfrog did. And we’re supposed to get behind this hero and believe that he can defeat this galactic threat all by himself when he has trouble defeating the villains he had back in the 90’s?

And who does he have for help? A giant Lizard (who I think pretty much gets killed in the second book) and a ran through single mom? I’m guessing ChJell Sinn or however you spell it, is going to be plot armor here where Cyberfrog gets all these crazy upgrades and brings Salamandroid back to life and they manage to defeat a whole world full of bees who have these dumb weaknesses of not being able to fly around through forests or see red. And somehow during this twenty year invasion, no one thought to take advantage of those weaknesses until it was too late?

yeah, real interesting.
Kjell Sinn tells CyberFrog when he's born that within him is everything he needs to turn back the Vyzpzz invasion.

Wait and see!
CG definitely seems to have hit the wall that was prophesized to be coming for Anna. The big CG merch lolsuit closeout stream was extra boring. None of underlings showed up except for Shane, Jon, Anna and Jimmy Reyes who only pretends to not know anything, you know, for the lulz.

The highlight for me was smack in the middle of the 6 hour endurance test. The Crowder vs Daily Wire thing came up again he proclaimed that hes correct in his assessment of the situation and played part of a Mark Dice video that agreed with him. This bothered the chat and they started to demand that he watch Rekieta's video on the subject, which he did for a minute or two before deciding that Rekieta is just wrong and stopping it. Needless to say chat wasn't happy with him stopping it so quickly. EVS and Jon argue back and forth with the audience and both seem more annoyed as it continues. Both EVS/Jon side with DW and settle on the idea that companies are gonna company you can't keep bitching about how companies operate, you just don't sign the contract and move on. Which is fucking hilarious coming from EVS who built his section of the CG brand at least partially by crying about what companies are doing daily. It seemed doubly funny that him and Jon were confused about why the chat was acting like culture warriors and ideologues after he himself spent 5 years cultivating an audience/parasocial clique all based around "fighting the good fight", culture warrior bullshit , caring about what companies do, etc. Fucking phenomenal.

Then they just talked about chicks from the 80s that they'd fuck for the 100th time and closed out the stream watching MTV for an hour. Big closeout was so boring that the fucking highlight was him being confused by the audience's opinions that were just parroting his own rhetoric. I'm not sure if its the diet, laziness or lack of a good boogeyman but the momentum is slowing to a crawl. If it was any slower I'd expect it to draw its own Cyberfrog comic... I'll see myself out.
It's all over now!

Hope @FROG didn't drop dead of that heart attack, but I think what's worse is that nobody gave a fuck enough to step-in, not even Jon who one assumes expected to be streaming tonight at some point. Just doesn't seem like anyone cares, in which case they should probably just stop with the regular streams all-together and just do their streams - whatever the label and style - whenever they feel like it and intentionally eschew a set time so as to manage whatever audience/supporter expectations may or may not still exist.
Nobody would dare do CG Kings without my say so. And everyone is working. People heard the complaints about LATE BOOOKKKZZZZ and they're focused on getting books out. Fewer streams, unfortunately.
in similar comic sperg vein, comic book "writers" like EVS really need to pay attention to how damaging real life weapons, let alone heavy weapons, really are.
I get that aliens have muh alien tech, but essentially the wasps are just... wasps. Tactical nukes, pesticides even would decimate them. They are susceptible to cold horribly compared to a mammal. And so on.
At least bring these points up then dismiss them with muh explanations. Not just - here's another horribly overinked page to be saved by the colorist and people who look like AI drew them except most of them have the right number of fingers.
Cyberfrog is a deeply stupid character, and to save it as a book it needed a rogues' gallery of even stupider characters or a nemesis that was I dunno a giant fucking fly (ONE giant fly, a supervillain, not an infestation of dull wasps) or a scientist or something.
EVS is horribly shallow and I think that's what sinks his actual comic more than anything. It's a bit of green lantern, a rip off the original TMNT, a ripoff of battletoads - nothing matters about ripping other comics off, that's part of comics - but it has none of the heart or soul of anything he's stolen from.
And still, I think it's the least appealing least frog looking frog in the history of comics. There were sixteen year old kids in the 1940 who could draw a better frog. And it's getting worse. Where did its face go? Why are its limbs so ridiculously long? Why have floaty bits at all?
It could be sort of OK as a horror comic but even then, it just all seems so insanely disjointed. And it's obvious he did a page or two at a time whenever someone gave him a "good" idea or the chat really turned against him. All very ominous signs for the "next" book(s) should they ever near completion.
He needs to get a writer and an editor. But it isn't about the books anyway it's the attention and headpats. He likes even negative attention so being so awful all the time and having people harass him for his late books translates through his filter as "people are talking about me and that makes me a star."
Read the second book, faggot!
 
Looks like formerly CG adjacent leftist Just Some Guy might be calling it quits.

I wonder why. Could it be that he finally figured out he had nearly 0 support from his own side of the political aisle who have smeared him for years as an evil alt-righter? Is he butthurt that deliberately misrepresenting a huge chunk of his audience as bigots has caused his channel to go into decline? Is this just a case of creator burnout? Is he rebranding? Who the fuck knows.
 
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