Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

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Did Ethan Ralph release the horse pic?

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TheGoodCensor said:
Gonna need the exact height of that railing.
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Looking at where he’s standing and using these publicly available measurements, you get 1.5 meters. That doesn’t convert to 5 feet and one inch, though. Ralph is right. He’s NOT 5’1”.

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He’s barely 5 feet tall.

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Yes, I’m VERY entertained, fat broke moron.
 
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Ok I must be retarded from too many hours at my stupid job to understand this latest bullshit from Gunt.

At some point between Mexico and New York, Gunt forgets that normies really hate when you lose your shit and start yelling, so family Gunt get yeeted from the flight. In New York, in order to save face for getting kick off a flight Gunt turns to Mrs. Gunt and says "I have a brilliant idea. Let's pretend that we had a fight on the plane, you and the kid left me, and that I'm off to Italy on my own."

Given that Mrs. Gunt's IQ is about the same as room temperature in Celsius she clomps her hooves twice for yes and is rewarded with a sugar cube. Gunt then goes on a Twitter spree to "own the alogs" by calling Mrs. Gunt a whore, claiming he has no family, threating to release revenge porn, claiming that Mrs. Gunt's sister sucked the Memphis .10, and that Gunt will be visiting Italy alone. Complete with pictures without Mrs. Gunt in them.

The various people who monitor Gunt's twitter run with the narrative Mr. & Mrs. Gunt have split while the Gunt couple watch KF and other sources and have a good laugh. Then when the amusement is too much, Mr. & Mrs. Gunt jump online and proclaim they "owned the alogs" and won 10D chess using Monopoly pieces, a playing card with poker rules on it, and a post-it-note with a reminder to buy more Tequila.

Leaving me with a handful of questions. How is this the idea of an adult? How do Mr. & Mrs. Gunt cloth, feed, and other minor things of life themselves and an infant? How is this a win? Am I retarded for reading this thread?
 
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Harlan Wick said:
Ok I must be retarded from too many hours at my stupid job to understand this latest bullshit from Gunt.

At some point between Mexico and New York, Gunt forgets that normies really hate when you lose your shit and start yelling, so family Gunt get yeeted from the flight. In New York, in order to save face for getting kick off a flight Gunt turns to Mrs. Gunt and says "I have a brilliant idea. Let's pretend that we had a fight on the plane, you and the kid left me, and that I'm off to Italy on my own."

Given that Mrs. Gunt's IQ is about the same as room temperature in Celsius she clomps her hooves twice for yes and is rewarded with a sugar cube. Gunt then goes on a Twitter spree to "own the alogs" by calling Mrs. Gunt a whore, claiming he has no family, threating to release revenge porn, claiming that Mrs. Gunt's sister sucked the Memphis .10, and that Gunt will be visiting Italy alone. Complete with pictures without Mrs. Gunt in them.

The various people who monitor Gunt's twitter run with the narrative Mr. & Mrs. Gunt have split while the Gunt couple watch KF and other sources and have a good laugh. Then when the amusement is too much, Mr. & Mrs. Gunt jump online and proclaim they "owned the alogs" and won 10D chess using Monopoly pieces, a playing card with poker rules on it, and a post-it-note with a reminder to buy more Tequila.

Leaving me with a handful of questions. How is this the idea of an adult? How do Mr. & Mrs. Gunt cloth, feed, and other minor things of life themselves and an infant? How is this a win? Am I retarded for reading this thread?
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It's not the brainchild of adults. It's the brainchild of a manchild whose whole body is smothered in fat and whose brain is pickled in alcohol and narcotics. The Mare simply chooses the path of most clout.

Combine those two and that's how you get a brilliant "work" such as this.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
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Looking at where he’s standing and using these publicly available measurements, you get 1.5 meters. That doesn’t convert to 5 feet and one inch, though. Ralph is right. He’s NOT 5’1”.

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He’s barely 5 feet tall.

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In the interest of fairness and honesty I'd like to remind/inform everyone of the fact that your height changes over the course of the day due to normal amounts of compression from standing up.

In other words you are at your tallest when you first wake up and at your shortest before you go to bed at night.

Typically this variation consists of about 1% of your total height but it can vary somewhat from person to person.

Working under the presumption that Ralph is 5'1", or 61 inches tall, it would place 1% of that figure at approximately 0.61 of an inch. For ease of math lets round that off to an even half inch of variation.

Combine that with his poor posture, as seen in the shuffling video, and its safe to conclude that after spending some time walking around Rome during the day Ralph could easily appear to be barely 5ft tall while still technically being 5'1".

Why does this matter? Well for one its just an interesting factoid about human anatomy, but more importantly there is so much, a genuine plethora, of things about Ralph that are real we can make fun of that I see no sense in facetious about something as trivial as a fraction of an inch difference in height.

In other words, whether we say Ralph is 5'1" or not makes little difference. Its clear he is both very short, very fat, and extremely pathetic.
 
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