Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Meat Target]

Another day, another failed viral attempt. He got over 4k views on this first tweet and nobody cared. Pat's been really going at it this month and I have no idea why, although it's fun to watch Twitter ignore him.

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No worries, Torque Wheeler can fix them.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He got over 4k views on this first tweet

At least 90% of his views are from people making fun of him. I love that his whole life is based on a fantasy that he’s a popular political firebrand on Twitter.

 

[Meriasek]

Another day, another failed viral attempt. He got over 4k views on this first tweet and nobody cared. Pat's been really going at it this month and I have no idea why, although it's fun to watch Twitter ignore him.

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Speaking of viral stuff, I've seen this take now being shared on various communities:

So he did get some minor virality with that one at least.

 

[PedoSec]

Another day, another failed viral attempt. He got over 4k views on this first tweet and nobody cared. Pat's been really going at it this month and I have no idea why, although it's fun to watch Twitter ignore him.

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You know how in The Matrix, the machines first tried to make a utopia, but the people plugged in rejected it? So then they made a realistic matrix with hardships and people felt at home there. Well, Fatrick just reminded me of that. Like, why would anyone sit on Twitter all day pretending to care about Elon Musk or Tesla or whatever? Mother fucking Twitter, owned by the man he supposedly despises. Fatrick could do literally anything else since he clearly doesn't need money. And yet here we are.

 

[PST Stan Account]

Speaking of viral stuff, I've seen this take now being shared on various communities:
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So he did get some minor virality with that one at least.

This should be the pitch for the Obscura podcast:

1960s Sci Fi Writers: Pedophiles
2020s Sci Fi Writers: Minor Attracted People

The fact that he's pointing to his skull and refers to himself as a "haver of correct opinions" makes me physically ill. He's a "haver of hypertension" if anything. Never a "haver of leftovers".

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The fact that he's pointing to his skull and refers to himself as a "haver of correct opinions" makes me physically ill. He's a "haver of hypertension" if anything.

Haver of immense debt incurred by being the haver of a low IQ.

 

[Meat Target]

This should be the pitch for the Obscura podcast:

1960s Sci Fi Writers: Pedophiles
2020s Sci Fi Writers: Minor Attracted People

The fact that he's pointing to his skull and refers to himself as a "haver of correct opinions" makes me physically ill. He's a "haver of hypertension" if anything. Never a "haver of leftovers".

Haver of immense debt incurred by being the haver of a low IQ.

Haver of a tiny muppet penis
Haver of alcoholism
Haver of adipose
Haver of pepperoni
Haver of a criminal record
Haver of stalkers

 

[Uncle Buck]

At least 90% of his views are from people making fun of him. I love that his whole life is based on a fantasy that he’s a popular political firebrand on Twitter.

And the best part is that he's completely oblivious to that fact.

 

[BaskingBarracuda]

Another day, another failed viral attempt. He got over 4k views on this first tweet and nobody cared. Pat's been really going at it this month and I have no idea why, although it's fun to watch Twitter ignore him.

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The beauty of these attempts at going viral are that even when he does hit, he plugs his book in the replies and no one gives a shit. IIRC his rail tweet got like 10k retweets and his followup about the book 2 or 3.

 

[Maude Snew]

The only way he'll ever go full viral again is if he catches AIDS.

 

[FinnSven]

Y'all failed Wolfmother by making Joker and the Thief an overplayed snooze-fest that everyone with a TV has heard hundreds of times in commercials and music beds to bring the baseball game into commercial break at the end of an inning.

I forgot about him, but Rock God Pat might be my fave. He's just apoplectic over how no one cares about his two super under the radar rock band finds, Foo Fighters and Wolfmother. Can somebody please throw these guys a little limelight? Honestly, if the world would just give them a chance they'd finally get the recognition they deserve.

He has the literal worst takes on literally everything.

I figure he likes Foo Fighters for their important work denying a link between HIV and AIDS.

https://medium.com/the-monthly/the-foo-fighters-aids-denialism-should-be-on-the-record-6e33666fdc3c

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The only way he'll ever go full viral again is if he catches AIDS.

At first I agreed. Then I remembered him outing himself and Niki as being infected with herpes. He’s talked himself into believing “everyone has herpes.” He probably also thinks everyone also barely scraped by with a 1.2 GPA in high school

 

[AnOminous]

Well, Fatrick just reminded me of that. Like, why would anyone sit on Twitter all day pretending to care about Elon Musk or Tesla or whatever? Mother fucking Twitter, owned by the man he supposedly despises.

That's what amazes me so much about these morons. They supposedly hate the owners of these giant entities, but yet choose to spend their entire lives worshipping them and turning themselves into cogs in their money machines. Elon Musk literally owns these people. He bought them.

And they think they're fighting the power, even though each person on Twitter is just magnifying Musk's power every time they tweet.

If the powers that be are literally "generously" giving you the platform to do what you do, you're not fighting them. You're their pathetic minion.

 

[Gay Mouth]

“If you’re not riddled with sexually transmitted diseases, you’re a virgin, child.”

Similar to “if you’re not anti-fascist, you’re a nazi” and “if you think I’m stupid, you’re a stlaker”

 

[RussianParasite]

I honestly thought he'd listen to rap

Wrong, stalker. Much like a hunter using an animal call to attract prey, Pat only uses rap to attract his next batch of future pepperoni. It is truly diabolical.

 

[siegemeister675]

Wrong, stalker. Much like a hunter using an animal call to attract prey, Pat only uses rap to attract his next batch of future pepperoni. It is truly diabolical.

Of all the terrible things Pat does, his penchant for luring small, black refugee children from Africa into his basement and grinding them alive to make his pepperoni has be the worst. Patrick's very existence, and how corpulently fat he has grown off of his ghastly "niggeroni" as he cruelly calls it, is surely the greatest proof of the continued existence of white supremacy in America today, may Allah damn the Racist States of America.

 

[Grease Fountain]

Speaking of viral stuff, I've seen this take now being shared on various communities:
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So he did get some minor virality with that one at least.

2020's author: Going back to a cubicle job because AI writes better books than him

 

[Autism Spectroscopy]

More like bitch tits haver amiright

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Of all the terrible things Pat does, his penchant for luring small, black refugee children from Africa into his basement and grinding them alive to make his pepperoni has be the worst. Patrick's very existence, and how corpulently fat he has grown off of his ghastly "niggeroni" as he cruelly calls it, is surely the greatest proof of the continued existence of white supremacy in America today, may Allah damn the Racist States of America.

Probably why he lives so close to the Canadian border and hasn't moved. Easy access to black people fleeing the States.

 

[FinnSven]

Probably why he lives so close to the Canadian border and hasn't moved. Easy access to black people fleeing the States.

Perhaps he runs his own “underground railroad” and offers help to fleeing families, except he sells the parents to blood diamond miners and takes the children for his pepperoni business.

He thinks this kind of Trans Atlantic slave trade is ethical because he is returning the black people to Africa.