🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Old Man's Ice cream]

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I like how Ralph characterizes his substance abuse and life cope problems as being a rock star type while tucking his front ass into his pants so it doesn’t hang out of the front of his shirt again.

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He looks like a ragged fucking 65 year old bum.

 

[AnOminous]

I like how Ralph characterizes his substance abuse and life cope problems as being a rock star type while tucking his front ass into his pants so it doesn’t hang out of the front of his shirt again.

And yet you can still see it. He should have worn a toga.

He'd still never be Julius Caesar, but he might pass as Aulus Vitellius.

 

[JustSomeDong]

I'm a couple years short of the big 40, myself. As I was performing my morning absolutions (the vaunted Triple-S) I was lamenting the fact I was starting to get more than a few grays in my hair and beard. But now, thanks to Ralph...

 

[LadiosSopp]

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I like how Ralph characterizes his substance abuse and life cope problems as being a rock star type while tucking his front ass into his pants so it doesn’t hang out of the front of his shirt again.

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Cool. Maybe he can pull a Bon Scott the way things are going for him.

 

[AnOminous]

Cool. Maybe he can pull a Bon Scott the way things are going for him.

With his sharting and vomiting, he's more likely to pull a GG Allin.

 

[Lambda Force]

First comment on that tweet

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Yeah I’m sure that’s what Rozy’s psychiatric team will write on her suicide watch intake form.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Around 7pm in Rome right now and Ralph is already too drunk from a day of hiding in his hotel room to remember Meigh isn’t 56 years old

 

[Lidl Drip]

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Around 7pm in Rome right now and Ralph is already too drunk from a day of hiding in his hotel room to remember Meigh isn’t 56 years old

And here I was thinking Meigh looked pretty bad for being 29 or whatever, but she actually is looking pretty good for 56.

 

[Booby Jones]

Spoiler: Lol, lmao even

Also bear in mind that his frazzled wife is out of frame juggling the baby and a phone to take this Girl's First Holiday Away From Her Parents FB photo.

I think in ralph's head he forgets that Jcaesar is not just his porn account, but his porn account where he was infatuated with cuck porn and ape penis.
Surely this will remind him. Wonder what the ol' wife and daughter will think about this, bud

 

[Santiago_Nasar]

this fat fuck looks old as shit, isnt he like 36?

 

[Hazel Motes]

Ethan Ralph is still fat.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

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Around 7pm in Rome right now and Ralph is already too drunk from a day of hiding in his hotel room to remember Meigh isn’t 56 years old

I like how tiny Ralph's face looks on his giant head.

 

[Pigtoad]

Repulsion intensifies

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Ralph is already too drunk from a day of hiding in his hotel room to remember Meigh isn’t 56 years old

As if further proof were needed that he’s an absolute moron. Imagine being so retarded that you don’t know abusing your infant daughter is not something to be proud of.

 

[veritarded]

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meigh deserves whatever happens to her. she probably takes the beatings from ralph cause she’s too retarded to even interpret pain

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Only those familiar with British TV will get this reference but he looks like Shadrach Dingle from Emmerdale.




But way fatter.

 

[Pigtoad]

meigh deserves whatever happens to her. she probably takes the beatings from ralph cause she’s too retarded to even interpret pain

I just don't understand why she tolerates this abuse aimed towards her father and sister. She has no heart. What these two toads are doing to Harry makes me MATI

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

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He's doing the Islamic point and a soyface lmaoooooo

 

[Hypervitaminosis]

This just solidifies the "Children of the Spite" theory. The first two were to spite Josh and now it's Harry's turn.
This also raises the likelihood of being served at McDonald's by a Gunterborn.