Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Ralph is one of the few lolcows I would enjoy seeing beaten to death on livestream by gypsies

 

[Um...]

Looks like the average AGP smirk, kind of like a thinner Lucas.

It’s the features, not the smirk. Small eyes, thin upper lip, no philtrum. Seems pretty obvious to me. It would explain her borderline cognitive retardation and poor judgement too.

 

[TJBirish]

Here is the original from his JCeasar retard returns tweet. Looks like a bum who is upset you didn't give him a dollar.
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Gunticus Maximus KAWEEEEEN of Rome.

 

[PaladinBoo]

I vote for uncontrolled Type 2 diabetes, hypertension and heart disease. His blood pressure and blood sugar levels must be off the charts. He’ll have a heart attack or stroke before his liver goes out.

Fun fact! Those with end stage alcoholism are at a higher risk for heart diseases and heart attacks. If it's not the liver than it is usually heart disease or a heart attack that often kills end stage alcoholics. Either way I think it would be Ralph's heart giving out due to alcoholism and drug abuse that will lead to his demise.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Ralph is one of the few lolcows I would enjoy seeing beaten to death on livestream by gypsies

I would’ve thought that, but the Cog and Dan confrontation vid fucked me up. They actually made me feel simultaneously disgusted by and sorry for him because of how insanely pathetic he is.. For all the ragepig antics, he’s incapable of standing up on his own power and will sit in his own mess crying. He actually fucking held his hand out to Dan, the guy who had just knocked him over, for help up.

So Ralph isn’t even a real person. No matter what hollering happens, that episode demonstrated the genuine limits of his pride, self sufficiency, masculinity, et cet.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Harry is a faggot cuck if he ever talks to meigh again at this point and hasn't written her out of his will. If my daughter did this with a degenerate loser like Ralph I would burn all the shit she has left at my house like pictures and mementos from here childhood and send her a few pics of the ashes, then block her and declare her dead to me. Total disrespect to Harry by his own fucked up mentally ill daughter.

Shit like this is why you should have 2-3 kids, in case one becomes a ralph or a meigh and you need to cut them off without a second thought.

I’m with you except you keep her around long enough to get custody of the baby then grass her ass. May sucks. Rozy is innocent.

 

[DumbDude43]

Fun fact! Those with end stage alcoholism are at a higher risk for heart diseases and heart attacks. If its not the liver than it is usually heart disease or a heart attack that often kills end stage alcoholics. Either way I think it would be Ralph's heart giving out due to alcoholism and drug abuse that will lead to his demise.

heart disease is a major risk for all of the things ralph does
alcoholism, like you said, comes with a huge risk of heart disease
fatties get diabetes and atherosclerosis, which also leads to heart disease
drug/pill addiction? depending on what kind of pills he's popping, this could also contribute to his risk of developing heart disease
don't know if he smokes, if he does then that's another nail in the coffin

 

[dankogrg2]

oh no
Ralph took another W over Josh
how can that be?
The Ownage

 

[whogoesthere]

I would’ve thought that, but the Cog and Dan confrontation vid fucked me up. They actually made me feel simultaneously disgusted by and sorry for him because of how insanely pathetic he is.. For all the ragepig antics, he’s incapable of standing up on his own power and will sit in his own mess crying. He actually fucking held his hand out to Dan, the guy who had just knocked him over, for help up.

So Ralph isn’t even a real person. No matter what hollering happens, that episode demonstrated the genuine limits of his pride, self sufficiency, masculinity, et cet.

Only because it was a man battering him. Ralph appears to have zero issue when dealing with women. Save that mercy for someone deserving, let the gypos cave his fucking head in.

 

[LaurenLauren]

Nothing like embarrassing your wife on your honeymoon!
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I thought it' impossible to make fucking your own way gay, but there you go. Ethan Ralph is more sexually aroused by his father-in-law than his wife. Amazing.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Only because it was a man battering him. Ralph appears to have zero issue when dealing with women. Save that mercy for someone deserving, let the gypos cave his fucking head in.

I didn’t say mercy. Ralph can get fucked by the entire population of an AIDS infested South African prison. I just don’t want to watch it cause he’ll be crying and I find that uncomfortable.

 

[LanceHaver]

Harry is a faggot cuck if he ever talks to meigh again at this point and hasn't written her out of his will. If my daughter did this with a degenerate loser like Ralph I would burn all the shit she has left at my house like pictures and mementos from here childhood and send her a few pics of the ashes, then block her and declare her dead to me. Total disrespect to Harry by his own fucked up mentally ill daughter.

Shit like this is why you should have 2-3 kids, in case one becomes a ralph or a meigh and you need to cut them off without a second thought.

A father should never abandon his daughter, imo

 

[The King]

heart disease is a major risk for all of the things ralph does
alcoholism, like you said, comes with a huge risk of heart disease
fatties get diabetes and atherosclerosis, which also leads to heart disease
drug/pill addiction? depending on what kind of pills he's popping, this could also contribute to his risk of developing heart disease
don't know if he smokes, if he does then that's another nail in the coffin

Pretty sure he does/has, unless the cigars are just for show.

 

[Rigger Nich]

Fun fact! Those with end stage alcoholism are at a higher risk for heart diseases and heart attacks. If it's not the liver than it is usually heart disease or a heart attack that often kills end stage alcoholics. Either way I think it would be Ralph's heart giving out due to alcoholism and drug abuse that will lead to his demise.

Congestive heart failure would explain his appearance. I know he’s fat but he’s also puffed up from fluid retention. It would explain his inability to breathe as well.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

Harry is a faggot cuck if he ever talks to meigh again at this point and hasn't written her out of his will. If my daughter did this with a degenerate loser like Ralph I would burn all the shit she has left at my house like pictures and mementos from here childhood and send her a few pics of the ashes, then block her and declare her dead to me. Total disrespect to Harry by his own fucked up mentally ill daughter.

Shit like this is why you should have 2-3 kids, in case one becomes a ralph or a meigh and you need to cut them off without a second thought.

He has 3 kids , but if god forbid i ever end up in that sort of situation i would be learning spanish fast and then going down there and paying the local cartel to disappear both of them and retrieving my grandchild from the modly shack paying extra for discretion and never to be found again. Life is cheap in there i am sure after ponying up 10s of thousands dollars harry can pony up for clean break up and " finding his grandchild" to the locals.

 

[PaladinBoo]

heart disease is a major risk for all of the things ralph does
alcoholism, like you said, comes with a huge risk of heart disease
fatties get diabetes and atherosclerosis, which also leads to heart disease
drug/pill addiction? depending on what kind of pills he's popping, this could also contribute to his risk of developing heart disease
don't know if he smokes, if he does then that's another nail in the coffin

TMI; aunt is a drug addict who would get heart attacks from her drug addictions. This why I say that Ralph's demise will either be a heart attack or heart disease if the liver by some miracle doesn't go out first.

 

[DumbDude43]

Pretty sure he does/has, unless the cigars are just for show.

those are for show i think
also cigar smokers dont inhale the smoke, and they generally smoke a LOT less frequently than cigarette smokers, so the health effects tend to be much less severe

 

[Hüftpriester]

Nothing like embarrassing your wife on your honeymoon!

This is some Icarus level shit right here. Without question one of the most iconic Ralph photos ever, up there with Knoxville and Portugal.

why he look like this

Hard drugs.

 

[LanceHaver]

Does this look like FAS to anyone else?
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Nah, tbh I think she is just born ugly. There's nothing super wrong with her face the proportions and sizes are just all a bit off:
- midface too long
- hairline receded
- negative canthal tilt
- oversized glabella
- flat nasal bridge
- overall poor definition

The almost complete lack of philtrum might be an indicator but I dunno.

 

[MeltyTW]

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Salvador Dalí be like “I have a decent imagination but there’s no way this gruesome twosome is real.”

Lmfao his eye is almost onto the fucking floor