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Lmao bougie. I bet his mum drove him to school in her range rover every day while the rest of us plebes had to get the metro.
Philosophy Tube / Oliver Lennard / Oliver "Olly" Thorn / Abigail Thorn - Breadtube's Patrick Bateman.
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I was gonna say nah she’s a Dr at the university but as he went to RGS it will have been very convenient.
I bet he wasn’t late every single day tho, like me, despite living (literally) two minutes walk from the school gates.
And now he has he resultant work ethic and I don’t..
It’s just a shame he both makes trash, and didn’t develop a single other edifying personality trait.
If he actually put his work into work, rather than the work of desperately trying to be famous, he might find that he ends up actually well known and respected apart from deathfat mask wearers.
This is the people he views in his inner eye when he replies to tumblr asks.
Actually I think his mum was a hospital high up cancer dr and his dad had more to do with the university.
Lol, he gave us so much information despite the fact he does genuinely seem to .. at least part of him, want privacy.
I think that’s only because he wants absolute control on every aspect of how he appears to everyone at all times, but that will always lose against the show off in him, and then one slip and he’s let massive cats out of massive bags and his arse is visible forever
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That feeling when a guy says they're "northern" but they mean that in the sense their dad was the Raven King.
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As a marxist (lol), Olly should know that class has a lot more import than location when it comes to somebody's position in society and overall culture in the UK, so his attempts to lean on being a northern geordie for a while were fucking laughable when his family has blood bluer than a horseshoe crab.
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This is machine learning
My friend in the acting business managed to get a hold off some audition tapes of ol' Chooby.
Still can't believe they actually got him to perform this one.
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Great detective work - I just cant believe we have finally uncovered that his big [REDACTED] project is the upcoming Shrek 5 movie
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Uhhhh so... has this been posted yet?
Imagine a small theatre filled with copies of this person
Imagine a small theatre filled with copies of this person
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I almost posted that the other day. Be sure and check out his utterly bizarre (and fake) laughing fit at 28:00. It goes on for a solid three minutes or so. He’s deranged with laughter because….he didn’t realize The Prince hadn’t debuted on Nebula yet, so he can’t actually watch it quite yet. And as an aside - while I’m used to seeing Oliver in all his troon glory, I must say the poster for The Prince where he is clasping the sword to his bosom and looking heavenward like Joan of Arc is particularly terrifying. The horror of his chest, the midriff, the contrived look on his face, the Tiffany-circa-1987-mallrat outfit, the choker, the slightly parted lips, the showcasing of the manicure or whatever, it’s just really an all out assault of lunacy and fetishistic preening. “Why Does This Scare Me?” indeed.
How surreal when a hundred guys like the one above will be holding the program with that unholy image on it on opening night.
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Tfw you want to have a wank but your a 38-year-old estrogen-induced early-onset dementia patient
Yeah, there's an undeniable yet implacable 'slasher camp' vibe to the promotional poster. I think it has something to do with the 'chiaroscuro-on-flesh-tones-and-hot-pink'. The two closest thing that come to mind some unholy(amholy?) a combination of Kim Petras' Turn off the Light Vol. I and Art the Clown in Terrifier when he wear that woman's skin
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@The Best of Me
I'm not up to date enough with this thread to know who that delicate young maiden is but the narcissism is sky high. The way he says "I..." before adding a verb just reeks of self-absorption. The single-syllabled pronoun is prolonged to ensure maximum focus on himself and there's a sexual giddiness in his eyes, as the topic of self ignites his clammy, compromised cock and balls.
I'm not up to date enough with this thread to know who that delicate young maiden is but the narcissism is sky high. The way he says "I..." before adding a verb just reeks of self-absorption. The single-syllabled pronoun is prolonged to ensure maximum focus on himself and there's a sexual giddiness in his eyes, as the topic of self ignites his clammy, compromised cock and balls.
Hongourable Madisha
You see, some of us don't know English properly.
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He *~identifies as~* a Marxist. Assigned Tory.
Funnily enough, Engels had the measure of troons before they even existed:
Friedrich Engels said:
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24 hours ago I hadn't even heard of the deep fake celeb voice software and now I'm finding tour de forces like this everywhere
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Poor troon.
As loooooong and self conscious as that video was, comes off as a lot more normal, and just Honest then Tubey.
And yes, I understand why he feels the way he does, but I can answer the question of Why, despite Tubes sub par everything, he succeeds in the same fields this troon probably excelled quality wise but not monetarily-
A reason he may not see as an American, combined with tube giving it the rebel with a cause schtick-
Because Tube is Born Rich.
Tube went to a private school with an actual professional level theatre inside it, and despite his horrible ack of aptitude to acting, had plenty of experience of it , the confidence and even the idea to do it-
So after he went to his posh university where he was more coached in the idea that he deserved things and how to approach people (lacking the connections element cos of his hideous personality)
After that, he could afford to get rejected from countless drama schools for being bad at it, til he found one who would take his money- while he still had plenty of time to dedicate soley to YouTube because his parents could fund him that crucial launch period.
Tubes “looks” themselves aren’t even prohibitively expensive- they can be achieved very cheaply, if you know art and aesthetics - he doesn’t so pays someone to do a actually awful job for the money involved.
But yea tubey trash and is just a rich kid who has paid his way through everything, and infuriatingly, doesn’t even realise this himself- he thinks it’s all him, cos he does work hard-
But he has to work so hard cos even with all these advantages the quality just isn’t there.
So we end up with the resulting equation of rich boy x hard work , divided by No talent= Ollys Ouvre.
And yeah, that will be frustrating for economically average Josephine troon across the pond who is likely (cos it’s hard not to be) a better creative.
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If anything, the fact he hasn't gotten himself a steady, Tony Reed ish gig as a trans figurehead is just proof how overwhelming his incomptence is. A vaguely savy troon with his advantages I bet could at least be Indra what's his face or whatever.
Noticed a London-based IP address whose sole contribution to Wikipedia was adding the words "award-winning" before "playwright" on Tube's Wikipedia page a few days ago.
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That’s on his sub? Tranny loving faggot, powerful man hands?
LmfaO someone commented on the video to say it was out of line, both deadnaming and calling him a creepy bastard.
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where is a muslim with a mug of acid when you need one in bongland. holly fuck this fat faggot is looking rough. also seems like his favorite hobby is looking for children to fuck by the looks of those shelves in the background.