Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[toilet_rainbow]

What the hell is Jack Junior’s standard of “healthy living?” Are the roids killing his brain cells, too?

 

[Rubber Plant]

Honestly him having another heart attack or stroke while trying to pinch one off, I could see. I remember years ago hearing some RN at a hospital say that people, especially old people die on the toilet all the time because theres a lot of physical stress. And I mean he doesnt have a decent diet so I doubt hes getting enough fiber.

At least most hospitals have auto flushing toilets. I had a guy a work die on the shitter a few years ago. Finding a dead dude in the bathroom, with a toilet full of shit isn't a fun experience.

 

[Quixotic Man]

I love how self deluded the entire family is. How do you look at your dad getting no exercise, shoveling mass quantities of meat and cheese down his throat, and continuing his evolution in to a ball and think he was actually taking his health seriously?

I said it before, but Jack is going to start a Jihad on one specific kind of food (my vote is vegetables) or he is going to start following a REALLY stupid fad diet.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Jack Junior has confirmed that Jack had a stroke and a heart attack.

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Healthy lifestyle.

The words truly fail me.

 

[Gloria The Glorious]

Jack Junior has confirmed that Jack had a stroke and a heart attack.

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Note To Self: The next time I play Pokemon Sword, name a Snorlax "Scalfani"

 

[That Damned Tiger]

Healthy lifestyle.

The words truly fail me.

Words failed them more. Words, Jack's body, taking constructive criticism.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

I literally facepalmed when I read "healthy lifestyle", holy shit no way. He hasn't even been pretending to do KETTOOOOOO for what over a year now? What the actual fuck is Jr. talking about? I genuinely want to know what Jack has been doing that Jr. considers healthy. I'm guessing Jack lies and Jr. is too much of a retard to pick up on it. "I walked 5 miles today" - "Oh wow dad that's great".

 

[AnOminous]

"I walked 5 miles today" - "Oh wow dad that's great".

Even though just "I walked" is obvious bullshit.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

To any medical kiwis, how rare is it to have a simultaneous stroke and heart attack? I've never heard of that happening. It's like God realized he tried to strike this faggot down 3 times already and wanted to be extra sure this time.

It can happen but it's quite rare. Just speculating here but I think what might have happened was that Jack had a heart attack for which they went in to place a stent and he suffered a stroke as a complication of the procedure. The way I understand is that when they go in and put a stent in some of the calcified gunk on the artery walls flies into circulation and eventually gets shot by the heart right into the brain where it gets lodged in a vessel. Its a rare complication because usually while they are doing this they have loaded you up with all sorts of blood thinners to prevent such scenarios from happening. Sometimes they have to do open heart surgery after a big heart attack and the chances of stroke after that are way way higher than when they go in to put a stent.

I am wondering what Jack will blame for this whole ordeal ? Maybe he will do a 180 and claim that he got the covid shot (even after all the shit he talked about it) and that was responsible for further crippling his fatass.

 

[Tiresome]

I love how self deluded the entire family is. How do you look at your dad getting no exercise, shoveling mass quantities of meat and cheese down his throat, and continuing his evolution in to a ball and think he was actually taking his health seriously?

I said it before, but Jack is going to start a Jihad on one specific kind of food (my vote is vegetables) or he is going to start following a REALLY stupid fad diet.

He's already declared jihad on carbohydrates and started Profile by Sanford and has been catastrophically failing/not even trying at each.

 

[stets]

The eating healthy for the last year and a half thing is fucking hilarious. This is what he cooked immediately after starting his diet when he was still high on the idea of making a lifestyle change.

Each serving has a pound of undrained, greasy ground beef, a cup of sour cream, and a pound of cheese. He think is this is healthy. I literally can’t comprehend how someone can use a full five pound bag of shredded cheese in a recipe and think its healthy, but alas…

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

The eating healthy for the last year and a half thing is fucking hilarious. This is what he cooked immediately after starting his diet when he was still high on the idea of making a lifestyle change.

Each serving has a pound of undrained, greasy ground beef, a cup of sour cream, and a pound of cheese. He think is this is healthy. I literally can’t comprehend how someone can use a full five pound bag of shredded cheese in a recipe and think its healthy, but alas…

Sure cheese and red meat are exactly what you shouldn't have after a heart attack but pre-heart attack he'd just shovel ground beef and melted american cheese down his gullet. Now he puts them in a green pepper. Healthier lifestyle!

 

[Kulee Baba]

The eating healthy for the last year and a half thing is fucking hilarious. This is what he cooked immediately after starting his diet when he was still high on the idea of making a lifestyle change.

Each serving has a pound of undrained, greasy ground beef, a cup of sour cream, and a pound of cheese. He think is this is healthy. I literally can’t comprehend how someone can use a full five pound bag of shredded cheese in a recipe and think its healthy, but alas…

This pisses me off because it kinda hits close to home.

If I go to a potluck party I'll tend to bring a tray of chicken stuffed jalapeños. Buy Jalapenos (they're always dirt cheap), slice em in half & remove the inside PROTIP wear gloves those seeds will fucking mace you. Stuff em with chicken sausage meat add some Parm Cheese. Bake for like 20 minutes until they're done it's an affordable tasty finger food.

Why the fuck would you stuff a bell pepper? They're fucking huge.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

There’s no way Jack doesn’t come out of this without another very obvious disability. I wonder how many functions he’d have to lose for me to start feeling bad about making fun of him. Both arms? Cripple arms and crippled legs in a wheelchair? Thick lisp, or no ability to talk with gurgling instead? How long is Tammy going to keep up the charade?

 

[SicknessForTheThiccness]

I'm still catching up on these developments - I'm not sure if we know Jack has left the hospital or not yet.

A few months ago - my 80yo grandfather was admitted to ICU for a stroke. Initially, they thought he would recover as well as you could and he would get to go to rehab. Things didn't really stabilize for about a whole week, and then he started to get really bad. The family eventually made the choice to end his life support (they knew this was his desire) when they were informed the stroke had affected his brain stem or the area around it - and he would not get better.

I'm hoping this isn't the case for Jack, but the lack of pic, vid, or any update that we KNOW is from him is making me think he could be dealing with some bad paralysis or weakness right now =(.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

The eating healthy for the last year and a half thing is fucking hilarious. This is what he cooked immediately after starting his diet when he was still high on the idea of making a lifestyle change.

Each serving has a pound of undrained, greasy ground beef, a cup of sour cream, and a pound of cheese. He think is this is healthy. I literally can’t comprehend how someone can use a full five pound bag of shredded cheese in a recipe and think its healthy, but alas…

My best guess is that like his daddy, Junior thinks that keto is automatically healthy, and so are veggies, because veggies. Kinda like the people that think fruit juice and veggie straws are healthy because they have *fruits and vegetables.* Ergo, bell peppers overflowing with three plus servings each of meat and cheese are super duper healthy! Bam, healthier lifestyle!

This pisses me off because it kinda hits close to home.

If I go to a potluck party I'll tend to bring a tray of chicken stuffed jalapeños. Buy Jalapenos (they're always dirt cheap), slice em in half & remove the inside PROTIP wear gloves those seeds will fucking mace you. Stuff em with chicken sausage meat add some Parm Cheese. Bake for like 20 minutes until they're done it's an affordable tasty finger food.

Why the fuck would you stuff a bell pepper? They're fucking huge.

Stuffed bell peppers is definitely a thing. Although in my experience they're usually filled with a rice mixture and certainly not overflowing like that. It's meant to be a main course due to the size.

 

[Flesh Ribbons]

While the current goings on have been happening, our good friend Rob has done another Rob on the Run. The comments are gold as usual.

 

[Kosher Salt]

While the current goings on have been happening, our good friend Rob has done another Rob on the Run. The comments are gold as usual.

"Weighing the inside of different cream filled snack cakes" sound like anyone we know? LMAO.



Of course snack cakes aren't very KETO though.

 

[Fata v3]

Jack Junior has confirmed that Jack had a stroke and a heart attack.

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Who mentions their bf before their wife when it comes to health issues? Oh, right...

 

[captkrisma]

Who mentions their bf before their wife when it comes to health issues? Oh, right...

I'll give Jr the benefit of the doubt and think he's listing the issues chronologically. Then again this IS Junior...