The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[AfghanBlue]

Is this the beginning of the Troonegrity Farms arc?

If the troon movement could stop copying South Park for a single second, I’d apreesh

 

[s0mbra]

Dumb question, has it been stated that the parents are still living on the property, or simply "own" it (and possibly living somewhere else)
I'm really, REALLY hoping for the former for max funsies, but really REALLY hoping the later for the sake of the parents...

 

[Temperance]

Dumb question, has it been stated that the parents are still living on the property, or simply "own" it (and possibly living somewhere else)
I'm really, REALLY hoping for the former for max funsies, but really REALLY hoping the later for the sake of the parents...

They still live there, although they're elderly and probably don't have many years left. Penny says he has a good relationship with them.

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Not that it needed more confirmation, but this is definitely the "expansion property" Penny showed in their scam GFM:

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His parents are in their late 70s. His mom has advanced Alzheimer's, and his dad had a health scare a few months ago.




Unrelated, but I thought this was funny:

 

[Accidental Protege]

"This is not a place of honor. No great deeds are commemorated here."

I can't wait for them to realize that growing weed is actually really hard and competing with established, skilled growers with contacts and reputations is even harder. I wonder if they'll refuse to separate the males and the females twice in a row, ruining their crop with seeds.

This is all really hard and more importantly, the equipment to do it well is expensive. I've lost a crop because I went out of town for the weekend and had a pump fail and the plants didn't get enough water. I've had crops that were two weeks from harvest go from healthy as can be to covered in spider mites over night. Growing weed is not something to take lightly and it's incredibly competitive. They're in Colorado, too. They have good ass pot in Colorado and a surplus of growers. If they were in an illegal state they could get away with a lot more incompetence because they're absorbing a lot more risk but in Colorado the dispensaries have their pick of some of the best pot in the country.

They're probably banking on their endangered tranny status making people more inclined to buy their garbage weed and shitty wholesale trans flag grinders. "$1 of every purchase goes to a transwxman and/or indigent native in need " You'd think they would learn something from their failed Etsy shop venture wait no you wouldn't

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Growing weed is not something to take lightly and it's incredibly competitive. They're in Colorado, too.

I would say grapes would be a better idea, but they wouldn't have the motivation to prune/harvest them nor maintain the trellis.
Fuck, they'd have better success growing black walnut for timber, not minding the endemic presence of thousand canker disease complex which is lethal to black walnut and ruins the wood.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

So the question of what happens to trannies when they get Alzheimers or dementia has already been broached among health care professionals. The fear being, of course, that they'll forget that they're crazed troons and had their dicks cut off, and will now be traumatized by wondering what happened to their genitalia.

But there's an even more fucked up scenario that's going to be played out among some of the parents of these troons (and probably has already). When mom has Alzheimers and is looking at this really ugly freak in a dress who says he's her daughter, and she doesn't remember having a daughter. Only a son. Who is now gaslighting her by pretending the son never existed.

"Don't you remember, mom? I've always been your daughter."

Phil's mom may well be about to step into this particular hell.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

So the question of what happens to trannies when they get Alzheimers or dementia has already been broached among health care professionals. The fear being, of course, that they'll forget that they're crazed troons and had their dicks cut off, and will now be traumatized by wondering what happened to their genitalia.

But there's an even more fucked up scenario that's going to be played out among some of the parents of these troons (and probably has already). When mom has Alzheimers and is looking at this really ugly freak in a dress who says he's her daughter, and she doesn't remember having a daughter. Only a son. Who is now gaslighting her by pretending the son never existed.

"Don't you remember, mom? I've always been your daughter."

Phil's mom may well be about to step into this particular hell.

I was just thinking this. It's gonna be migendering in that household 24/7, also imagine having the fresh horror every day of relearning 'my son is wearing a dress and keeps two ugly eunuchs with collars in the basement'.

I give it like, a month before Kevin's tweeting nonstop about how Anahid is an evil bigoted terfnazi because she thinks all three of them are freaks.
Even the most accepting parents in the world would struggle with 'my midlife crisis son has abandoned his family, is larping as a woman, and is in a threesome gay relationship with two other wierdos'. When you move these people in with said parents, add that all three are raving misogynists according to both common sense and multiple firsthand sources, and consider their standard of living involves leaving standing cat piss on the carpet... add Alzheimer's to the mix and this will turn into Chrischan-level horror in no time.

I fully expect that those poor parents are gonna die within three-ish years max, either by the the stress and tension of the situation at their age, or by something darker if they get told to gtfo and KevKev or Penny decide that desperation and greed trump family.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Joining the ai art fun for a moment, using the prompt "A gaunt alpaca stands in a devastated wasteland of thin snow, devoid of any plants, surrounded by mass graves of decay and bones."

That’s VERY specific.

I can't wait for them to realize that growing weed is actually really hard and competing with established, skilled growers with contacts and reputations is even harder. I wonder if they'll refuse to separate the males and the females twice in a row, ruining their crop with seeds.

This is all really hard and more importantly, the equipment to do it well is expensive. I've lost a crop because I went out of town for the weekend and had a pump fail and the plants didn't get enough water. I've had crops that were two weeks from harvest go from healthy as can be to covered in spider mites over night. Growing weed is not something to take lightly and it's incredibly competitive. They're in Colorado, too. They have good ass pot in Colorado and a surplus of growers. If they were in an illegal state they could get away with a lot more incompetence because they're absorbing a lot more risk but in Colorado the dispensaries have their pick of some of the best pot in the country.

I cannot wait to trade the pages of sperging about farm life and animal care for pages of sperging about how to properly grow weed. This thread is amazing and teaches me more than any other thread on this website.

ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE!
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I’ve been dying to use this PNG for a meme and this image was perfect for it. Since Bonnie in the photo isn’t accurate, I just edited Kevin’s face over his. They got similar body types, so it works

Edit cuz I posted before adding the memes smh

 

[Bob_]

I can't imagine degenerate troon stoner's picking a shit tier branded TUR weed over some amazing legal strain.

Sure they are all one big happy and supportive trans family (lol), but this is weed we are talking about here.

 

[The Real Slim Shady]

I am eager to see the pot growing facility they build in the next season. I wonder if they will apply for a permit and keep to the rule of law or just cram as many plants into that house and go full retard on the legal side of things. Colorado has some stringent conditions for home Mary Jane growers



- Closed room with controlled access
-No more than 12 plants total, 6 per person and 3 flowering at any time

(As a side question, what are you supposed to do if 4 plants mature on you? Unflower it? Destroy?)

Not to mention the sheer amount of water and power such a plantation takes (you have to run the growlights 24/7). Gramps' utility counter will be clockin' faster than a computer science freshman through the femboy pipeline.

Some of the regulations are tight (like the requirement to grow it in a secured room) and I imagine the business licence restrictions are even more requiring. I expect that the penis enthusiasts gang will document their ganja cultivation efforts on twitter which whill provide us with some fine milk (and a pile of evidence if/when they fuck it all up).

I wonder how his mother is gonna take it, that their son not only mutilated his dick, came back home to leech on them with two enunch boyfriends AND he is going to be growing pot in their house. If my son tried that I would probably pretend to be dead.

 

[Fatniggo1488]

Joining the ai art fun for a moment, using the prompt "A gaunt alpaca stands in a devastated wasteland of thin snow, devoid of any plants, surrounded by mass graves of decay and bones."
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I call this Tranny Waco: Aftermath.

Eta: bonus take on the same prompt that looked more post-alpacalyptic but less surreal and certainly didn't embody starvation as sufficiently as the first.

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Gotta say, I kinda wish we had an AI shit poster on the farms that could draw cow art. It would just be a really special touch to almost any thread.

 

[DatBepisTho]

@Humbert Humbert It's gotta be true to the vision, man.

Gotta say, I kinda wish we had an AI shit poster on the farms that could draw cow art. It would just be a really special touch to almost any thread.

I've heard it's possible to feed a more powerful, usually pay-walled, art AI specific lolcow images... but I'm not sure how close to the desired mark it'd get without some poor sap feeding it tons of images of (for thread relevancy) the troonicorns' ugly mugs or the more nsfl images to better hone the AIs end product.

- Freebie AIs are smart, but they still need to be informed of what a specific Kevin and his butternut noggin looks like so to speak. Otherwise you'll get a squash on a hairless orangutan bod.

 

[Ghostse]

(As a side question, what are you supposed to do if 4 plants mature on you? Unflower it? Destroy?)

Short answer: Destroy it. If you are concerned about the law, only grow three plants at a time.

Long answer: this is the "window tint" of weed growing. If you have 6 plants and four are flowering and everything else is legal, no one is going to get you unless they are looking to hook you up on a technicality because they want you for something else. Your average wastoid isn't going to have the sort of patience to manage their cycle, so if you have a home grow up this is something for them nail people on.
Its also to stop people from buying/trading mature plants from illegal grow ops.

 

[duckling]

I was just thinking this. It's gonna be migendering in that household 24/7, also imagine having the fresh horror every day of relearning 'my son is wearing a dress and keeps two ugly eunuchs with collars in the basement'.

I give it like, a month before Kevin's tweeting nonstop about how Anahid is an evil bigoted terfnazi because she thinks all three of them are freaks.

I’d assumed phil would be moving his parents into the world’s saddest nursing home.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Don't do this to Dinosaurs. This is cruel. Dinosaurs doesn't deserve this.

Earl Sinclair died with his family and Kevin gets to live. Something he has in common with the alpacas I guess.

 

[AssignedEva]

"This is not a place of honor. No great deeds are commemorated here."

I can't wait for them to realize that growing weed is actually really hard and competing with established, skilled growers with contacts and reputations is even harder. I wonder if they'll refuse to separate the males and the females twice in a row, ruining their crop with seeds.

This is all really hard and more importantly, the equipment to do it well is expensive. I've lost a crop because I went out of town for the weekend and had a pump fail and the plants didn't get enough water. I've had crops that were two weeks from harvest go from healthy as can be to covered in spider mites over night. Growing weed is not something to take lightly and it's incredibly competitive. They're in Colorado, too. They have good ass pot in Colorado and a surplus of growers. If they were in an illegal state they could get away with a lot more incompetence because they're absorbing a lot more risk but in Colorado the dispensaries have their pick of some of the best pot in the country.

This is an issue because you're trying to grow a quality product and (I assume based on the mention of a pump) are using advanced growing techniques to force the plants.

The Tranch aren't going to do that. They'll sprout some cannabis seeds in potting compost and throw them in the garden. Something will grow, in the same way that if you throw carrot or radish seeds in the soil, something will grow. Jarrod will probably manage to do some weeding and they'll probably unthinkingly spritz the plants with pesticide. Whatever grows will technically be smokeable but will be terrible. The Tranch will show off on social media regardless.

You're correct in that absolutely nobody with any sense would pay for that crap, but we're not dealing with people who have any sense. They might even go the Keffals route and send the weed out to people in states where it's illegal, because you know the terminally online troons who throw money at them either are unable to find a dealer because their only connection to the outside world is Deliveroo, or they get social anxiety picking up from their dealer and would rather have something posted to them.

I imagine it'll be like the yarn. They'll get a bunch of first time customers because trans rights, but zero repeat customers.

I was just thinking this. It's gonna be migendering in that household 24/7, also imagine having the fresh horror every day of relearning 'my son is wearing a dress and keeps two ugly eunuchs with collars in the basement'.

I give it like, a month before Kevin's tweeting nonstop about how Anahid is an evil bigoted terfnazi because she thinks all three of them are freaks.
Even the most accepting parents in the world would struggle with 'my midlife crisis son has abandoned his family, is larping as a woman, and is in a threesome gay relationship with two other wierdos'. When you move these people in with said parents, add that all three are raving misogynists according to both common sense and multiple firsthand sources, and consider their standard of living involves leaving standing cat piss on the carpet... add Alzheimer's to the mix and this will turn into Chrischan-level horror in no time.

I fully expect that those poor parents are gonna die within three-ish years max, either by the the stress and tension of the situation at their age, or by something darker if they get told to gtfo and KevKev or Penny decide that desperation and greed trump family.

I feel terrible for Penny's parents. At least Penny isn't their only child and he gave them grandkids before turning into this, so they must have had some good years a while ago.

I'm genuinely fearful that there is going to be elder abuse. The bmoment Penny (and by extension, Kevin) is told no, there will be no compromise, the parents will be told what's going to happen. Jarrod (if he's coming with) and Jen are also very unstable and quick to anger. I can't imagine Penny's parents would be happy with them growing weed, for example.

It's actually making me feel a bit sick thinking about it.

@Humbert Humbert It's gotta be true to the vision, man.

I've heard it's possible to feed a more powerful, usually pay-walled, art AI specific lolcow images... but I'm not sure how close to the desired mark it'd get without some poor sap feeding it tons of images of (for thread relevancy) the troonicorns' ugly mugs or the more nsfl images to better hone the AIs end product.

- Freebie AIs are smart, but they still need to be informed of what a specific Kevin and his butternut noggin looks like so to speak. Otherwise you'll get a squash on a hairless orangutan bod.

From my limited understanding of image generative AI, the expense comes from someone else refining the AI, hosting it on servers and making it easier to use.

You can get Stable Diffusion for free, and if you've got a powerful enough rig you can run it locally (alternatively I think there's like a free Google Server option). Kevin's gaming computer can probably run it, it just needs an actual graphic card with about 8GB of VRAM.

If you've got the AI up and running on your computer, apparently it's not that much more difficult to train it on a "model" or "prompt". You just need patience and a bunch of reference images to train it on. That Lensa app everyone was using a few months ago is essentially an idiot proof front end - you upload a bunch of photos of yourself, and it trains the model and feeds it with a variety of prompts to get different styles. There's an AI art thread on the farms, I wouldn't be surprised if they hadn't already trained it on Chris-Chan's drawings.

 

[Oxyjen]

I am eager to see the pot growing facility they build in the next season. I wonder if they will apply for a permit and keep to the rule of law or just cram as many plants into that house and go full retard on the legal side of things. Colorado has some stringent conditions for home Mary Jane growers

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- Closed room with controlled access
-No more than 12 plants total, 6 per person and 3 flowering at any time

(As a side question, what are you supposed to do if 4 plants mature on you? Unflower it? Destroy?)

Not to mention the sheer amount of water and power such a plantation takes (you have to run the growlights 24/7). Gramps' utility counter will be clockin' faster than a computer science freshman through the femboy pipeline.

Some of the regulations are tight (like the requirement to grow it in a secured room) and I imagine the business licence restrictions are even more requiring. I expect that the penis enthusiasts gang will document their ganja cultivation efforts on twitter which whill provide us with some fine milk (and a pile of evidence if/when they fuck it all up).

I wonder how his mother is gonna take it, that their son not only mutilated his dick, came back home to leech on them with two enunch boyfriends AND he is going to be growing pot in their house. If my son tried that I would probably pretend to be dead.

I’m aware of successful growers in that part of the world who get a decent crop just planting in the ground, outside. And slightly more intensively using a hoop house and a bit of supplemental lighting.

It is still a lot of work but can be done with low startup costs like that.

 

[AfghanBlue]

I would say grapes would be a better idea, but they wouldn't have the motivation to prune/harvest them nor maintain the trellis.
Fuck, they'd have better success growing black walnut for timber, not minding the endemic presence of thousand canker disease complex which is lethal to black walnut and ruins the wood.

They can make honest Troonshine!

Seeing those pictures of virginal unspoilt moms kitchen fills me with anxiety.
i hope kevin doesnt shout at old mrs logue for any reason.

no chance in hell those people are capable of evicting the coming troon menace. rip, what a mess this is gonna be.

elder abuse gets me even worse than animal abuse

 

[Meiwaku]

Since the Tranchers are being so quiet/boring, I figured looking into their stans could be entertaining in the meantime.

Meet SaintDharma9, who's recently been running interference in Paul's tweets about the Tranch. SaintDharma is apparently "an old friend/love/play partner" of Shiteater Jen. He has very poor opsec and could probably be doxed pretty easily (if anyone cares to).
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He made an amateurish call-out thread about Paul being "a sex-pest, a stalker, an abuser and a thief".
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Spoiler: His evidence

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Very weak stuff, but I do think it's interesting how he even has these screenshots of Paul's old tweets in the first place. Paul deleted all his tweets on a few different occasions, so where did SaintDharma get these? They don't look like they came from KF or the Wayback Machine... they're poorly-cropped screenshots taken on a mobile device, and a couple of them were taken very soon after the original tweets were made (notice the timestamps). He even has a screenshot of Paul's old twitter account (@BonnieMakes) which was deleted back in 2021.
I strongly suspect that these screenshots came from a blackmail folder or something, possibly made by Penny (or another Trancher) and then passed to SaintDharma. Any thoughts?

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Anyway, more about SaintDharma himself:
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As you can probably already tell, he's some kind of ~~queer~~ narcissist who loves talking about himself & posting selfies. Possibly an exhibitionist as well, since he particularly likes showing off his gross nipples.
Also, notice the funko pops in the background of several of his photos below.

Spoiler: More SFW selfies

Cringey Tiktok if anyone cares to look through it. I only cared to briefly browse through his Twitter.
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Spoiler: Mildly NSFW pics

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Spoiler: He knows about Kiwifarms

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Pet peeve of mine... Like many other troons, he swore to leave Twitter after the Musk takeover. But of course, he's still happily tweeting away even now. He has a Mastodon account [x], but he hasn't posted anything there since November.
I was promised a mass Troon Exodus, but they all let me down.
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Oh my God this fagot is fucking hilarious I saw the icon and was expecting something pretty bad but not full beard level bad

 

[In the Sick of It]

They still live there, although they're elderly and probably don't have many years left. Penny says he has a good relationship with them.

Of course Kevryn and Jarrod have already wolfed down their food and couldn't put their phones down for 10 seconds for a photo.

On weed, Phil has claimed to have experience growing it in the past but I'm skeptical. It's weird to me that a bunch of potheads living out in the middle of nowhere didn't even try to grow a couple of plants for the fun of it. I think Jarrod may have posted about sprouting a few seeds but I don't think anything came of that. They're lazy incompetent fucks that would rather throw money they don't have down at the dispensary. To be fair, I think they would fail at it anyway, but I can't imagine not giving it a shot when they consume as much as they do and live away from other people.

I've been looking at the Scott Adams thread lately and every time I see his face I can't help but think of Phil.