Is alcohol really the solution to all of life’s problems?

[Catler]

I drink and I feel better, I don’t drink and I don’t feel as good as when drinking. How do you explain that?

Feeling down? Drink!

 

[Involuntary Celebrity]

yeah sobriety isn't natural. people in the olden days were tanked 24/7 and it seemed to work pretty good for them

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Keep drinking and don't stop faggot

 

[Akari Is My Wife]

You know how you get sick when you stop drinking? That's proof you need to keep doing it.

 

[Puff]

Yes. Next.

 

[Catler]

Keep drinking and don't stop faggot

I know it hurts to be rejected, but you’re just not my type. You’re gonna have to move past it man.

You know how you get sick when you stop drinking? That's proof you need to keep doing it.

So we can extend this rule to all drugs right?

 

[The Fuck's Going On Here]

There's a reason the best thing in life is LGBT.

liquor, bacon, guns and tits

 

[Agarathium1066]

Alcohol is both the answer to and the cause of most of life's problems.

 

[Moths]

Need fire? Douse it in spirits

Need to disinfect something? Douse it in spirits

Need painkillers? Drown them in spirits

Need a good time? Apply spirits

Want to kill yourself? Apply spirits

Cure methanol poisoning from your mates shit homebrew alcohol? Apply spirits so hard that your liver cant process the methanol in your system and accidentally turn your blood into acid or something

Want to defy law and order? Bottle of spirits

Seems like a good multipurose tool to me

 

[Smug]

I mean I wouldn't be using alcohol to try put out a fire. Waste of good alcohol.

 

[Grub]

Drinking just seemed to cause worse problems or compounded existing problems and made them worse.

 

[JethroTullamore]

Drinking just seemed to cause worse problems or compounded existing problems and made them worse.

Don’t listen to this guy, he’s drunk.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

it worked for Ethen ralph didn't it?

 

[Rozzy]

Alcohol intolerance means drinking alcoholic beverages is a big no for me.

 

[JethroTullamore]

Does that mean you can get wasted off of like a sip of alcohol, or that you die if you drink it?

 

[Rozzy]

Not wasted but unwell and symptoms can persist into the following day. I feel hot and dizzy with a stuffy nose, flushed face and increased pulse, symptoms start after just a single bottle or can of beer.

 

[Quence]

 

[WonderWino]

Only if its a flaming moe:

 

[Adolf Hepburn]

90% of all alcohol enjoyers stop drinking right before solving all of life's problems.

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

Next thing you'll do is wear a balldo, yes?