Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Somerville Dan said:
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Ok, it's official: I hereby nominate Justin to holder of the title of The Anti-Pat:
  • Altruistic, will release the episode for free
  • Actual actual tough guy
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  • Has principles
  • Pedo Hater (and killer)
  • Actually funny
  • Successful business owner
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  • Can make the "points at head" pose without looking like the greatest asshole ever
  • Not fat (face just looks like that because dude has so much fucking raw testosterone even his scalp muscles gets swollen).
  • HUGE piece (so I've heard).
  • Didn't try to kill his wife
There aren't enough mouths or jacuzzis in the world for the amount of blowjob this man deserves!
 
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I'mThePatMan! said:
Ok, it's official: I hereby nominate Justin to holder of the title of The Anti-Pat:
  • Altruistic, will release the episode for free
  • Actual actual tough guy
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  • Has principles
  • Pedo Hater (and killer)
  • Actually funny
  • Successful business owner
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  • Can make the "points at head" pose without looking like the greatest asshole ever
  • Not fat (face just looks like that because dude has so much fucking raw testosterone even his scalp muscles gets swollen).
  • HUGE piece (so I've heard).
  • Didn't try to kill his wife
There aren't enough mouths or jacuzzis in the world for the amount of blowjob this man deserves!
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  • Presumably knows the correct way round to build a fence
  • Nuked Fatrick from orbit instead of impotently seething like Piggy himself
Justin is a chad and I would have sex with him.
 
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Crystal Coomer said:
Remember kids: it's the electric vehicles you should be wary of; those machines designed with federal and state safety standards in mind, with batteries already confirmed to last for the life of the vehicle, examined on a yearly basis, and has sensors to notify the driver of issues. Not those inflated lithium batteries from smartphones, old mp3 players, wireless headphones, video game consoles, wireless controllers, wireless cameras, wireless computer mice, wireless keyboards, etc which have zero standards of product quality, inflate within two years, and sit in storage boxes waiting to explode in violent fires inside the house. It is the electric vehicles we must be wary of.

We really need a thread for retards like this who are irrationally scared of hybrid/electric cars.
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We need a thread on morons like you who don't know the difference between a lithium-ion battery and a lithium battery. Next time learn some facts before you post.
I just woke up so I just have one article on the matter https://www.cnbc.com/2022/01/29/electric-vehicle-fires-are-rare-but-hard-to-fight-heres-why.html Do you need me to explain things so your Patrick level IQ can understand it? While not as dangerous as a Hybrid, they can still catch on fire. It doesn't matter what the battery is in, they cannot handle heat which will make them prone to failure. For some, that small chance at a failure rate is too much for them.
 
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Battery sperging
No one cares who's right or wrong;
Two more Torque Wheelers

Pat calls the secret tunnel that connects his basement to his local Subway the Underground Railroad. He's so odious that even though they had a child molestor as their spokesman for years, Subway will not acknowledge Pig's Pep Pit as a supplier. You see, he's so dumb he thought he needed to start a business with the initials "PPP" to get his fraudulent PPP loans.
 
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Crystal Coomer said:
Remember kids: it's the electric vehicles you should be wary of; those machines designed with federal and state safety standards in mind, with batteries already confirmed to last for the life of the vehicle, examined on a yearly basis, and has sensors to notify the driver of issues. Not those inflated lithium batteries from smartphones, old mp3 players, wireless headphones, video game consoles, wireless controllers, wireless cameras, wireless computer mice, wireless keyboards, etc which have zero standards of product quality, inflate within two years, and sit in storage boxes waiting to explode in violent fires inside the house. It is the electric vehicles we must be wary of.

We really need a thread for retards like this who are irrationally scared of hybrid/electric cars.
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I assure you that if safety standards kept things safe, then there would never have been: Thalidomide, an Opiate crisis, or any other catastrophic medicine that the company involved knew would have disastrous effects but wanted to bring a product to market. So made a show of following procedure, overtly lied in documentation and research, and then unleashed it onto Joe & Jane Public, to their detriment.
The batteries in an electric car are coming from the same entities that make all those other batteries. The difference isn't that those batteries aren't shit, but instead that there are computers more actively observing them. You will still probably experience battery fires if you own and operate one long enough, or are around them enough, same with E-bikes.
Musk says 0.1% of teslas catch fire, compared to 0.8% of normal vehicles. If we take that as granted, sure they're loads safer, but it's worth considering how new most of them are, and how comparatively few of them are on the road and in the hands of people who can't take care of them.
 
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I'mThePatMan! said:
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Those were tweeted back to back. Not a hint of self-awareness in this faggot's fat face.
Tell me who you are without telling me who you are, Pat.
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Pat doing his classic Kool-Aid Man barging into replies of an article that doesn't mention him. One could argue that he's trying to steal the attention from the "real victims" although there aren't any. He was clearly going quiet on Twitter to try and figure out a way to deal with the Obscura thing but he couldn't resist. Also zero engagement on that Mother Jones tweet and all of the replies are mocking it.

(Obscura episode should drop for free today so everyone chill out. Pat is fat.)
 
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Associate Rick said:
Funny that Ricks new nemesis has a name starting with J, I wonder if this is the spirit of PCJ entering a new form to continue fucking with fat Rick.
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Best thing to do would be to get with the grieving wife. Should be on the rebound soon.
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as the fascist swine once again calls for censorship, a reminder that not too many years ago he was in favor of Net Neutrality and declaring it a public unitility
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If the internet becomes regulated people like Patrick wouldn't be allowed to post anything. The internet would only be allowed for businesses and the government.
 
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I'mThePatMan! said:
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These were tweeted back to back. Not a hint of self-awareness in this faggot's fat face.
Tell me who you are without telling me who you are, Pat.
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Somewhere in an alternate universe, Fat Rick is feverently writing books criticizing Nazi Germany. But as a giant pile of books sits ready to be burned, Oberfuhrer Gunther sees a paperback novel with a picture of an obese man pointing at his temple. He curiously picks it up from the pile, thumbs through it, and exclaims "Ah, I've been looking for something to put under my couch to make it sit level! Perhaps this will do!"
 
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