🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Truly Rural]

Here is hoping he goes alone. Baby doesn't belong on a stadium. But I don't think he can leave May alone even without phone. He might tie her down?

 

[Pigtoad]

He can hide her phone deep within his sweaty folds. She'd never find it.

 

[Pelican Bones]

Anyone: *doesn't say anything about Ralph*
Ralph: "fuck yew bish!!!"

Fat, alcoholic, accused of rape, felony conviction for taking a swing at a woman, convicted sex criminal, multiple restraining orders, tiny penis...

Ralph, this faggot writer is trying to make people hate KF. Bringing you up would only make people sympathetic to us. Retard.

 

[A Log in D Tractor 2]

He's *actually* mad about this.

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Love the complete lack of awareness from gunt. How is mother Jones supposed to disingenuously drum up anger from their left wing readers if one of the main sections of the site is devoted to laughing at right wingers like AF (and especially Ralph, who is basically white trash incarnate)? Obviously they're not going to bring that up in their hit piece lmao

 

[Truly Rural]

It's like deaf dumb mute having a conversation

 

[The King]

Fantastic honeymoon, sitting alone in a bar getting drunk and taking selfies to own the haydurs that are always on his mind

 

[Telemeter]

Love the complete lack of awareness from gunt. How is mother Jones supposed to disingenuously drum up anger from their left wing readers if one of the main sections of the site is devoted to laughing at right wingers like AF (and especially Ralph, who is basically white trash incarnate)? Obviously they're not going to bring that up in their hit piece lmao

I do hope they give him what he wants and write a hit piece on the 5'1" gunted convicted sex offender, deadbeat father, and alleged rapist with a micro penis who eats shit and mexican cock member of AF, and no mention to KF at all. Don't even have to make anything up.

Think of the hollerin.

 

[Rage Pig]

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Here is hoping he goes alone. Baby doesn't belong on a stadium. But I don't think he can leave May alone even without phone. He might tie her down?

There is hope he gets stabbed by Roma Ultras.

 

[Elmo]

He can hide her phone deep within his sweaty folds. She'd never find it.

That's where he hides his vape pens.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Does Eatin Ralph not realise that EVERY cow thinks they are the main "target" of KF?

What am I saying, of course he doesn't.

This proves the Sonichu Clown Demon jumped from Chris into Ralph.
This is the Demon talking, it forgot for a second its not in Chris anymore.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Finger too fat for ring? Simply move ring to less fat finger.

 

[Wyzzerd]

Kiwifarms under attack.

Ralph most affected.

Anyway we all know the real reason ralph won't get a motorcycle isn't just because he's a little bitch, but because he's a short little bitch who's legs would not reach the ground if he was to ride a manly chopper.

 

[Zaryiu2]

He's *actually* mad about this.

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Lol, lmao even

Kiwifarms under attack.

Ralph most affected.

Anyway we all know the real reason ralph won't get a motorcycle isn't just because he's a little bitch, but because he's a short little bitch who's legs would not reach the ground if he was to ride a manly chopper.

You forgot Ralph is so fat no motorcycle would be able to be set on without breaking and even then he would fall with the back as he would would be also unable to keep his balance

 

[Truly Rural]

T / A

Put a damn hat on that fucking baby's head you absolute morons!

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Damn poor Rozy. She looks miserable.

 

[Preacher ✝]

T / A

Put a damn hat on that fucking baby's head you absolute morons!

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Indeed.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Ethan Ralph is at the Roma game, cheering on the home team. Unfortunately for Roma supporters, God is not a big fan of the killstream

They are losing to the worst team in Italy, who are destined for a Serie B relegation at the end of the season.

Roma is also a team that has a communist/leftist pleb fanbase.
A true patrician would have gone to the Lazio game tomorrow, their ultras are based and right wing.

 

[Belligerent Salmon]

He changed the ring finger his daddy gave him. Shameful.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Roma is also a team that has a communist/leftist pleb fanbase.

Which is hilariously ironic due to the club being founded by Mussolini himself.

 

[PaladinBoo]

T / A

Put a damn hat on that fucking baby's head you absolute morons!

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I can't believe someone would unironically call himself and his broken family "The First Family of the Internet".