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🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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If it's any consolation I don't think the chain afterwards is legitimate. There's no way he'd last 8 minutes trying to thumb in his blood-starved little gummy worm.
OP is just pointing out it's odd to think of your father in law when you cum, I think.
Victim2988
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They can get paid by AF. Many political organisations have "social media consultants" on payroll.
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What about me? It isn't fair!
Motherjones did a hit piece on the farms and the pig is upset he wasn't mentioned.
Article: https://archive.is/KhRBn
Tweet | Archive
Motherjones did a hit piece on the farms and the pig is upset he wasn't mentioned.
Article: https://archive.is/KhRBn
Tweet | Archive
Sumptinsfuckey
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Does Eatin Ralph not realise that EVERY cow thinks they are the main "target" of KF?
What am I saying, of course he doesn't.
What am I saying, of course he doesn't.
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Yeah, he's starting to sound a lot like Kween Kuh Falls right now.
Ralph thinks he's Chris Chan now? Maybe the demon theory is real.
Ralph doesn't even have a Wikipedia entry. He's mostly irrelevant.
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Lomax
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Ethan is out here showing motherjones journos first hand that there are people who deserve to be laughed at online and why the farms should exist. Thanks Ethan, very cool.
He looks like he's about to cry, personally I'd like to think he was really really sad and upset and offended by the article to the point he was on the verge of tears while angrily yelling and snapping the pic, that pleading anger when you just don't want the bullies to continue shoving your head in the locker, all because the article about a troll forum failed to mention him, as if the authors doing that equates in his mind to someone ganging up on him to stomp his head in
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How could you not talk about me?! I'm all over the site!
Here's a thread about how fat and ugly I am. Here's one about how ugly and stupid I am and here's one about how stupid and fat I am. And here's four about how I'm an alcoholic retard!
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Ralph, you're white trash. Not even a 'billy, just city trash. You're not special. I can drive for twenty minutes and find a colony of drugged out, fucked in the head sperm donation machines just like you, and the ratchet bicycles that accept such substandard cock. The shit sniffing isn't even original.
P. S.: Posting your spoken word Mrs. Hands reenactment is going to be one of those decisions you will never get away from. Most people avoid character assassination, but you're the first time I've seen someone enjoy committing character suicide.
Pawpaw's ring has been demoted to little finger status, LOL
He finally got it appraised at an Italian pawn shop and they offered him 3.50, now he's seething and moved it there to show Pawpaw what he thinks of his cheap jewelry. Bitch.
He finally got it appraised at an Italian pawn shop and they offered him 3.50, now he's seething and moved it there to show Pawpaw what he thinks of his cheap jewelry. Bitch.
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Is he mixing beer with a Frappuccino? The only way I can see that even being enjoyable on the palate and work well is with a hearty stout, but knowing Ralph he’s drinking the cheapest piss lager he can get his tiny chubby hands on. Probably why he’s forced to move his ring down a digit, he might as well just be hooked up to a drip feed of animal fat and vodka at this point for convenience
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Ralph crying and screaming for attention from journos, vey womanly behavior.
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Nigger you're on your way back to your Mexican hovel after you hollered about 75% of your honeymoon away!
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Kiwis...
Manhattan Hovel
Or Mexican Hovel
Manhattan Hovel
Or Mexican Hovel
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Dios mio this guy working double time licking Ralph micro memphis for free. Even Gator got paid to do it.
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I see the Ralphamale is once again spending his entire vacation seething on twitter. Really living his best life there!
Lol that is so embarrassing. Especially since he is also using it as a wedding band cause he couldn't afford wedding bands for Pantsu and himself. Shes still wearing the cheap gumball ring too and no band. Oof.