🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Tiger Jack]

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except Estogen Shaggy, who is trying very hard to be the favorite lapdog

If even the groypers are starting to get peaked by Ralph’s degenerate behaviour you know it’s getting out of hand. He’s been especially vile the last couple days, but that tweet is just wow

Also, this Shaggy guy must really want to be the new Gator, huh?

 

[Booby Jones]

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This is how you know he's worried about getting left by meeeeeigh. Gotta keep her pregnant and tethered, it's gawds plan

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Be careful before getting too Mati, remember Harry raised Pantsu who is now a pedo, there could easily be some skeletons in that closet.

The only concession I can make for Meigh’s complete failure as a mother is that allegedly she and her siblings were abandoned by their mom. Not an excuse, but could be a factor on why she is not protecting her daughter.

 

[Pigtoad]

The only concession I can make for Meigh’s complete failure as a mother is that allegedly she and her siblings were abandoned by their mom. Not an excuse, but could be a factor on why she is not protecting her daughter.

The one job of a mother is to protect her children, yet here she is, exposing the child to Ralph's narc antics, neglect, and drug use.

 

[AltisticRight]

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I like how Ralph characterizes his substance abuse and life cope problems as being a rock star type while tucking his front ass into his pants so it doesn’t hang out of the front of his shirt again.

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He's not even twice the height of those railings. From memory, I was about twice at the age of 16? Look at the way he dresses, his hooves look so tiny because he needs to cover the gunt.

except Estrogen Shaggy, who is trying very hard to be the favorite lapdog

This guy has to be some alog ween trying to get Ethan Ralph to kill himself through benevolence.

 

[free_protons4u]

I’m not up on my Esoteric Faggyism lore but always thought he was just a retard on Twitter that made people mad.

So is there any chance Eso is actually Ralph? Again don’t know the lore. It’s been going on too long to be a trollop and I refuse to believe anyone is as pathetic as he is.

 

[An automatic clown]

Esoteric Shaggyism is somehow worse than Avon Chartsdale as a Gunt guard. He spends all day on twitter defending and coping for Ralph. Quite the show

 

[Phony Chicken]

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Hey Shaggy, I've seen people argue Italians are not white and Ralph just declared Meigh is Italian.

My favorite part about this is how it starts at 3:29 and ends at 3:35. Very excellent attention to detail. Ethan Ralph deepfakes are indistinguishable from actual Tweets at this point.

Lol yeah, the time from him starting to saying he's lasting longer than usual is only 3 minutes. Nice touch on the self own he would totally do.

 

[Homunculi First]

Ralph, if you're reading this: get sober. This is your last chance.

 

[AnOminous]

This will be our future.

Should have used a condom.

Ralph, if you're reading this: get sober. This is your last chance.

There's an amazing sober-up potion called bleach, try it. It's not expensive.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Also, this Shaggy guy must really want to be the new Gator, huh?

Dude licks the crease in hardcore fashion. Then again, he has to take his medication for schizophrenia.

 

[BrieLarsonFan2004]

Esoteric Shaggyism is on his hands and knees BEGGING to lick the gunt crease.

 

[Pigtoad]

The second estrogen shaggy feels slighted, he'll turn on the gunt like everyone else. It's only a matter of time.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

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Esoteric Shaggyism on his hands and knees BEGGING to lick the gunt crease.

The second estrogen shaggy feels slighted, he'll turn on the gunt like everyone else. It's only a matter of time.

He's really working for a thread.

 

[RollerGator]

Ralph, if you're reading this: get sober. This is your last chance.

Ralph, ignore the user above if you're reading this. Have another drink, and take some pills too. Also buy a motorcycle.

 

[Olórin of Hype]

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Esoteric Shaggyism on his hands and knees BEGGING to lick the gunt crease.

 

[Fornicario]

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Esoteric Shaggyism on his hands and knees BEGGING to lick the gunt crease.

And with only his pig hooves Ralph solved his custody battle. He lost, but what a truly awesome way to do it. There is no way these don't come into play, unless some shekel seller fucks it up.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

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RIP Damar Hamlin

 

[Sicko Hunter]

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Esoteric Shaggyism on his hands and knees BEGGING to lick the gunt crease.

Can someone please explain to me what people get out of guntguarding? Shaggy is way too dedicated for it to be ironic is it an attempt at gaining power in AF?

 

[Telemeter]

Can someone please explain to me what people get out of guntguarding? Shaggy is way too dedicated for it to be ironic is it an attempt at gaining power in AF?

Attention from guys like Kinochet and from some of the more retarded alogs that seethe at anyone not aloging Ralph.