Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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"There is no such guild" is just too much for me, fuck, there's no way he's ever going to write anything funnier than that even if he lives to be 120. He knows everything, even the existence or non-existence of guilds. I can't. What a weirdo.
He could have gotten paid for that one, but he wasted on Twitter instead of improv night. I guess he really doesn't want to pay Quisi if he's willing to waste material like that.
 
I don't mean to sound sappy or cliché, but Moira's story is truly powerful. I wish she were a bigger voice.

She also confirmed my hunch that SFWA has looked the other way all these years because '"nerd culture" doesn't want to reject any fellow misfits.
"Some 'poor strange misfits' are the Jeffrey Dahmers of the world. Or for that matter, the Walter Breens, who have less of a body count, because it takes them a lot longer to kill."
 
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A little off topic, but I would like to take a trip down memory lane and introduce you all to a member of the OnA wack pack named Diana "Lady Di" Orbani. I see her as somewhat of a predecessor to Pat because while she has a number of traits that differ from him, the two possess many similarities. For instance, they're both:

✅ Fat
✅ Ugly
✅ Unemployed
✅ Alcoholics
✅ Obese
✅ Child abandoners
✅ Compulsive liars
✅ Unintelligent
✅ Lazy
✅ Attention hungry
✅ Fat

"OnA ended nine years ago, what's Lady Di up to now?" You might ask. As of 2020, she's suffering from Korsakoff syndrome (alcohol induced dementia) and lives in an assisted living home, paid for by her son. Unlike Rick who has never seen his daughter, Lady Di was able to maintain some semblance of a relationship with her child after ditching him. A woman who abandoned her son to smoke crack and sleep with the homeless is literally a more attentive and loving parent than Patrick S. Tomlinson.
 
Liars of a feather flock together.

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Yeah, sure, Kiwi Farms created current online culture :roll: :roll: The farms can be pretty nifty, but that’s a pretty big claim. (Yes, I know it’s Mother Jones)

I like that Justin made most of the first part an interview with Moira. Make it personal. Confront this fat fuck with someone whose childhood was spent suffering at the hands of his buddies.
This is the perfect way to open the series. Well done, Justin. Moira’s been all but ignored for way too long.
 
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A little off topic, but I would like to take a trip down memory lane and introduce you all to a member of the OnA wack pack named Diana "Lady Di" Orbani. I see her as somewhat of a predecessor to Pat because while she has a number of traits that differ from him, the two possess many similarities. For instance, they're both:

✅ Fat
✅ Ugly
✅ Unemployed
✅ Alcoholics
✅ Obese
✅ Child abandoners
✅ Compulsive liars
✅ Unintelligent
✅ Lazy
✅ Attention hungry
✅ Fat

"OnA ended nine years ago, what's Lady Di up to now?" You might ask. As of 2020, she's suffering from Korsakoff syndrome (alcohol induced dementia) and lives in an assisted living home, paid for by her son. Unlike Rick who has never seen his daughter, Lady Di was able to maintain some semblance of a relationship with her child after ditching him. A woman who abandoned her son to smoke crack and sleep with the homeless is literally a more attentive and loving parent than Patrick S. Tomlinson.
They both always have to correct the record, no matter how absurd.
 
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