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What culture has the worst cuisine?
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I feel very attacked by the number of Horrifyings.
When the Great Ohioing occurs, you all get the bullet.
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Nah man. Skyline "chili" is trash-tier food. Putting it on noodles is just adding insult to injury.
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Jesus Christ on the cross it just kept going! No wonder they're so obese down there.
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A year ago I would have said Chinese but these days I'd have to say Indian food does not impress me.
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I was going to say British but then I remembered that they don't have a culture, either.
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My vote is for British food
It is genuinely so bad that when people who live there travel out of country and then come back, they almost vomit from how bad they realize the food they were eating was
It is genuinely so bad that when people who live there travel out of country and then come back, they almost vomit from how bad they realize the food they were eating was
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We can shit on Mexico and the UK but honestly there are places like Haiti, mud pies come to mind.
Anywhere in Sub-Saharan Africa.
Anywhere they eat insects.
Anywhere in Sub-Saharan Africa.
Anywhere they eat insects.
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British. Hands down. They invented imperialism because their food is that awful.
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Proper Hungarian goulash is delicious and anything but bland. Same for chicken paprikash. Sour cherry soup is a hidden gem. If your pierogies, stuffed peppers, or stuffed cabbages are bland, you're doing something terribly wrong.
Even other Ohioans hate Skyline Chili. It's just a Cincinnati thing that somehow broke containment and made it to the hipster-y suburbs of Columbus. No one outside of those two places eats that nonsense.
The buckeye candy is the thinking Ohioan's signature dish. When the Great Ohioing happens, Reese's cups will finally be replaced by the vastly superior buckeye.
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Indian food and Chinese food are similar in that they both suck ass at the low end but can be really good at the high end of the scale. Shitty Indian and Chinese restaurants aren’t just shitty, they’re probably not safe for human consumption
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We must discuss the nature of your heresy. Shitty Chili. On Noodles? Fascinating.
You damn yourself with your own words! You profane the sacred peanut butter cup with your presence!
Ohio is clearly beyond the Emperors grace. I declare all upon it ex communicado heretecus, and order the ultimate sanction. In the name of the God Emperor, our eternal sovreign and by the grace of the golden throne, I declare Exterminatus.
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Anyone who says British food in this thread has clearly never been exposed to Ethiopian.
That shit stinks. It reeks of death. I cannot imagine the sort of person who goes by an Ethiopian place and goes "Mmhm! Smells delicious! I'm gonna go in and have me some of that overspiced, fermented dogshit!"
Like seriously, I had to look it up. Apparently they purposefully let certain ingredients ferment and spoil before using them. They then throw in spices in ridiculous quantities to try and mask(?) the rot. And not just any spice, but gut-wrenching mixtures of stuff that would overpower the senses each on its own, but are instead being thrown in all together. Imagine ginger root, clove and fuckton of cumin mixed with half a dozen other spices, draped over rotten vegetables and half-cooked meat. It's inhuman.
That shit stinks. It reeks of death. I cannot imagine the sort of person who goes by an Ethiopian place and goes "Mmhm! Smells delicious! I'm gonna go in and have me some of that overspiced, fermented dogshit!"
Like seriously, I had to look it up. Apparently they purposefully let certain ingredients ferment and spoil before using them. They then throw in spices in ridiculous quantities to try and mask(?) the rot. And not just any spice, but gut-wrenching mixtures of stuff that would overpower the senses each on its own, but are instead being thrown in all together. Imagine ginger root, clove and fuckton of cumin mixed with half a dozen other spices, draped over rotten vegetables and half-cooked meat. It's inhuman.
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Bruh I wish, I've been trawling every tienda i can find looking for some fried grasshoppers to eat with molasses.
Never eaten a buckeye (and frankly don't care about other Ohioans, Clevelanders and such are shit and I'm happy to exterminate them to when the Great Ohioing comes), but there is an Appalachian dish my Mom told me about that sounds interesting but I haven't had. Basically, mashed potato mixed with a shit ton of sugar, rolled up with peanut butter and eaten as a roll.
I tried to have a lassus pull (make some hard molasses candy) once and it failed horribly.
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I live in Ohio and eat at Skylines frequently and them cutting up hotdogs and putting it into the chili is news to me...I'm sure they'd be WILLING to do it but it's not officially on the menu.
Anyways the regular chili sucks dick. You want to get the black bean chili. It's vegetarian though it tastes like it has meat in it, no joke. They also don't put sweet spices in that.
Another fun fact about Skyline is they keep the shredded cheese in actual industrial sized trashcans.
Anyways the regular chili sucks dick. You want to get the black bean chili. It's vegetarian though it tastes like it has meat in it, no joke. They also don't put sweet spices in that.
Another fun fact about Skyline is they keep the shredded cheese in actual industrial sized trashcans.