Horrorcow James Terry Mitchell Jr / violetlanternwerewolf / werewolf2814 / 2814werewolf / Ouchdaddy - child rapist incel with a micropenis, Hitler whiteknight, Fat as hell, 2004 S Walnut St, Muncie, IN 47302

Who is James Terry Mitchell's patron god?

  • Slaanesh

    Votes: 117 42.4%
  • Nurgle

    Votes: 159 57.6%

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What he needs to do is pick up and choose a shower...seriously
A lot of showering. Fat fucks like him need to shower once a day simply because they sweat a lot more than they realize. It could also be that his sense of smell is bad so he can't actually smell himself or he's just used to the stench by now. Judging by the state of his room it isn't that clean and is filled with musty old laundry and dirty sheets.

But what fascinates me is his reason for not wearing underwear. How fat do you need to be before underwear gets to be too tight? Isn't that a kind of wake up call? Your clothes no longer fit right and it's time to lose some weight or just say fuck it and start to wear a muu-muu or judicial robe to cover yourself. And if he does that then he needs the fat guy hat to cover up his balding head.
 
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There were also two more pics of James that he took, I'll put them below just because they were too big to screencap
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I like it when he takes advice from us, it's almost like we're slowly civilizing him.
 
"When it rains a lot" doesn't mean it's a rainy season James. You're just having a damp fucking spring.
Rainy seasons are associated with tropical, subtropical, and sometimes savannah climate zones. Indiana is fucking none of those.

Wet season to James = Boy it sure has been rainy lately
Wet season to the rest of the world = It's been raining every day for a month straight and there's going to be a river 3 blocks down for the next four months
 
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There were also two more pics of James that he took, I'll put them below just because they were too big to screencap
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I like it when he takes advice from us, it's almost like we're slowly civilizing him.
Monk came on in 2002 and you werent in your teens when Monk came on.
 
I think it's yet another oh-so-subtle and desperate claim that he doesn't have a microdick.
So he has a baby dick but massive elephant balls is what he's trying to say?

Sorry, underwear is one thing but pants are another. If you can find pants in your size, you can find underwear. If your balls are getting squozen because your briefs are too tight and boxers cut into them then you're either a) too fat or b) need to buy bigger underwear. I've seen briefs being sold up to 5XL, that's for a 58"-60" waist. That's literally five feet around. If you're so fat that even that feels constraining it really means you need to put down the junk food, eat healthier and exercise your butt off or just give the hell up because you've gone past the point of no return.
 
So he has a baby dick but massive elephant balls is what he's trying to say?

Sorry, underwear is one thing but pants are another. If you can find pants in your size, you can find underwear. If your balls are getting squozen because your briefs are too tight and boxers cut into them then you're either a) too fat or b) need to buy bigger underwear. I've seen briefs being sold up to 5XL, that's for a 58"-60" waist. That's literally five feet around. If you're so fat that even that feels constraining it really means you need to put down the junk food, eat healthier and exercise your butt off or just give the hell up because you've gone past the point of no return.
God willing, he has testicular cancer. It would explain the underwear thing and make me feel better.
 
God willing, he has testicular cancer. It would explain the underwear thing and make me feel better.
I think it would make us all feel better. That stuff is nasty, painful and destroys your chances of ever reproducing. Plus it has the bonus of removing any and all sexual desire once they're gone.
 
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There were also two more pics of James that he took, I'll put them below just because they were too big to screencap
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I like it when he takes advice from us, it's almost like we're slowly civilizing him.
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Senpai noticed me :o
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That would defeat the purpose. You have to record it, but looking in a DSM wouldn't help. If anything, you'd emulate what you read instead of actually having the problems to begin with. That's why Self Diagnosers have a problem in the fact they exaggerate what they THINK they have, ignoring what they actually have.
 
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I like it when he takes advice from us, it's almost like we're slowly civilizing him.
James, if your underwear is too small for you, it's time to go throw out the dirty tighty whiteys on that shelf and buy new underwear. No wonder your penis is so discolored. You bathe once in a blue moon and spend all day going commando so it's just exposed to all sorts of bacteria and rubbing up against your jeans or whatever it is you wear.

He goes on a rant about John Green and his "massive" balls but doesn't tell us why he bought the pedophile book in the first place? How strange.

"I wonder what it's going to feel like to bathe every day"
wow

"Even though I know nobody has to bathe every day it would seem society would rather I bathe and do laundry"
He REALLY must hate taking the effort to be clean.

I'm sure he is going to probably mention the conservation thing every time someone brings up his hygiene. He mentioned it before on either Reddit or IIN and never mentioned conserving water. But it's funny because (powerlevel, sorry) I work with a number of people with OCPD and all of them except for one is obsessively clean. To the point that if they haven't simply washed their hands in about 2 hours, they get extremely anxious.
And the one who isn't that clean? He still bathes more often than James.

So sorry, Jimbo. I'm not buying what you're selling. You're just a disgusting slob.
 
Is he actually listening or is it going to be forgotten in two weeks?
Though personally I give it 5 minutes.

Also, I don't recall being a germophobe as a prerequisite to being OCD. Not saying you can't have that in addition to being OCD, but I don't think that's a symptom? None of the websites I've visited listed that.

....Oops. I forgot who we're talking about.
 
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Has to throw in that he lasts a while and that he's good at sex.
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His dick is numb from having it rub against his pants all the time and he's lost sensitivity because of it. The thing with the balls however makes no sense unless his pants are loose to the point of being clown pants. Wouldn't they be more harsh on his balls because the fabric is rougher?
 
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