Horrorcow Tommy Tooter / Thomas Wasserberg - Dog-Abusing, Trash-Eating Pedo, Neo-Nazi, Fake Tranny, "1st-Wave Incel", Hounded YouTuber to Suicide

[chimpburgers]

i'm going to want something in writing between us protecting my copyrights or i don't think i'm going to want to feed it. i'm seeing great potential here for me and a lot of the cows in bringing them under the real things umbrella to help them market their work. hanging out here defending themselves from voyeuristic brats with their own behavioral flaws isn't helping them any. you see where it leads to with the albatross that's hung itself around my neck at AMB.

i'm certainly not going to let that happen here. too much putting me down for my lifestyle choices, challenging my gender identity or attacking me for my past is not going make this lolcow want to pay any attention at all to what's going on here. i'm an established artist in a global circle of artist/activists steadily gaining recognition. talk shit about me all you like. it drives customers to me.

Well this is what I've written so far if you wanted to see it.

https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/Tommy_Tooter

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

Meanwhile on AMB, Tommy flaunts his new status on KF while his trolls offer words of wisdom he should heed.

Spoiler: AMB is so pwnd

tl;dr this sums up the spoilered thread.

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you know what cracks me up most about these fools? the idea that i'm "desperate for attention" i'm a performance artist out doing my thing. i don't give a fuck if anybody notices because i'm keeping myself better company than anybody else can. i'm certainly no masochist, desperate for the attention of a pack of semi-sentient simmering sacks of septic sewage sludge trying to gaslight me.

i don't feel that here at all yet. there are a lot of hateful stupid people, but it seems like the people who have some soft tissue north of their medulla oblongata, don't have malicious intent when they're speaking to or about me. i've been trolled by some slick shit over the years though , so my froggy senses are on high alert until i have something in writing from the management or start to see some significant cash flow. my pitch to potential patrons in another thread was deleted as spam, but i am offering 49% of me for $50K . $500K buys the buildings i'm in and gets real things organized as either an LLC or LLP depending on the legal advice of the financier's counsel.


i'm not spending time on a site that is going to abuse me for their fun and profit without getting anything back. my senses are saying that the core of this board is what is being told to me; a bunch of people with an interest in abnormal psychology who started a board as a fan page for internet kooks so you all can study them. as long as it continues to appear that way to me and you're pleasant company, i'm glad to participate, particularly if you and chimp are going to do such a good job keeping my story organized and the comments within reasonable boundaries.

this is probably the flash point between the true name and anonymous class in the LOLsuit. we're out here trying to earn a living and your'e out trying to fuck around, doing it at our expense. my consulting fee is $50/hr with a four hour minimum. just because i logged in somewhere for free, doesn't mean i want to give people my time to entertain and educate them for free.

Going through this thread I think Tommy is quickly becoming one of my favorite people on this site.

He reminds of that one crazy old guy on the bus that always insists on talking to you, going on forever about seemingly nonsensical garbage that makes sense only to him and maybe a couple crackheads. Either that are they brag and tell blatant lies, typically involving famous musicians for some reason. (I toured with KISS, I was friends with David Bowie, etc.).

But for some reason you can't really explain, you come away genuinely entertained and hope you get to talk to them another time since they're all-in-all a cool dude.

thank you RA. let me give you some insight into people like that, old or young. real creative, thoughtful people spend a lot of time in silence and solitude. when we are out in public, we're eager for dialog. i do get to jabbering when somebody is listening, paying attention , making bright remarks and asking good questions.

@WhistleBlower Tell us about Mario Gambino.

not until you tell me what you know about him.

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

not until you tell me what you know about him.

Just that he filed a Protective Order against you in 2010.

Spoiler: Ye Olde Texas Court Records

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Is this the same Thomas Wasserberg? If so, what was the Terroristic Threat thing about?

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

Tommy, tell them your Joe Cocker story. That one is always entertaining. Tommy has spent his entire life on the fringes of history's great events and personalities. He's like Forest Gump, only poor and crazy.

this is one of the most honest and accurate things you've said about me and probably the first time you've expressed it in a way that says you believe the things i say that i experienced really happened.

i'll do up the joe cocker story completely with pictures and videos in the next few days. thank you for asking. i'll throw in the 20th woodstock reunion with a few more celebs i met there too.

i think i like being poor better than being rich, definitely the kind of rich the AMBeasts claim to be. chained to a desk scribbling my signature on documents, constantly on the phone, is not my idea of a fulfilling career and you couldn't give me a billion dollars a year to get me to do it. it's what drove the men of my grandfather's generation into early graves. i've already outlived one of them by six years and coming up fast on the other one.

crazy is also not the same as insane and anybody claiming to be normal is usually far more insane than somebody who is obviously crazy.

“What we call ‘normal’ is a product of repression, denial, splitting, projection, introjection and other forms of destructive action on experience. It is radically estranged from the structure of being. The more one sees this, the more senseless it is to continue with generalized descriptions of supposedly specifically schizoid, schizophrenic, hysterical ‘mechanisms.’ There are forms of alienation that are relatively strange to statistically ‘normal’ forms of alienation. The ‘normally’ alienated person, by reason of the fact that he acts more or less like everyone else, is taken to be sane. Other forms of alienation that are out of step with the prevailing state of alienation are those that are labeled by the ‘formal’ majority as bad or mad.” -- R.D. Laing

“The real hopeless victims of mental illness are to be found among those who appear to be most normal. "Many of them are normal because they are so well adjusted to our mode of existence, because their human voice has been silenced so early in their lives, that they do not even struggle or suffer or develop symptoms as the neurotic does." They are normal not in what may be called the absolute sense of the word; they are normal only in relation to a profoundly abnormal society. Their perfect adjustment to that abnormal society is a measure of their mental sickness. These millions of abnormally normal people, living without fuss in a society to which, if they were fully human beings, they ought not to be adjusted.” -- Aldous Huxley

Just that he filed a Protective Order against you in 2010.

Just that he filed a Protective Order against you in 2010.

so? did you read the whole case? go do that and i'll be glad to answer any of your questions. until then, i have two things to say: it was a tenant / landlord dispute and they lost and fuck off with this kind of bullshit or i'll just say "bye, felicia"

until any of you can tell me what relevance or merit tchallenging me on the morality of my past is to anything happening in my life today, i have nothing to say but go talk that shit at AMB or "bye, felicia!"

Wow, this whole thread is amazing. Just when I think it can't get any better it keeps going. Bless you all, I've had a rough week and this whole thing is making me feel better.

thank you. i do requests.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

"bye, felicia"

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

so? did you read the whole case? go do that and i'll be glad to answer any of your questions. until then, i have two things to say: it was a tenant / landlord dispute and they lost and fuck off with this kind of bullshit or i'll just say "bye, felicia"

until any of you can tell me what relevance or merit tchallenging me on the morality of my past is to anything happening in my life today, i have nothing to say but go talk that shit at AMB or "bye, felicia!"

At what point was I 'challenging you on the morality of your past?' I was just wondering what happened. Why be so mean about it?

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

At what point was I 'challenging you on the morality of your past?' I was just wondering what happened. Why be so mean about it?

because most people who ask me about things like this are trying to undermine my credibility in the present with an irrational argument about my past, the AMBeasts have been doing it for years and i have no reason to expect your motives to be any different.

 

[Hobo Johnny]

The initial Hobo Johnny comic combines two of the things most interesting Tommyisms- freely admitting to eat from dumpsters and being shot by the CIA (allegedly) in the spleen.

 

[MysteriousStranger]

Holy shit. I've never seen a comic too lazy to redraw a stick figure four times. That's kind of...impressive.

 

[AnOminous]

right here in this language tone. crisp and concise with a slight edge to it is exactly how i'm feeling toward you if you were standing in the room with me misgendering me. where we go from here is up to you.

I don't think I've misgendered you or even insulted you at all. And this is despite you making all sorts of silly lolsuit threats based on absolutely nothing.

 

[Fishhead]

Just so you all know, Tommy is mentally incapable of accepting responsibility for his mistakes or his actions in the past. Nothing is ever his fault.

 

[GS 281]

Just so you all know, Tommy is mentally incapable of accepting responsibility for his mistakes or his actions in the past. Nothing is ever his fault.

I basically consider him to be Chris in 30 years so I already assumed that.

 

[Fishhead]

I basically consider him to be Chris in 30 years so I already assumed that.

Awesome, but remember I'm not a coolkid and don't have a clue who Chris is. You people have your own cute little jargon going on here. I must say, it's a bit off-putting.

 

[GS 281]

Awesome, but remember I'm not a coolkid and don't have a clue who Chris is. You people have your own cute little jargon going on here. I must say, it's a bit off-putting.

Chris is basically a younger version of Tommy if Tommy was born in rural Virginia in 1983. Take a peek

https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

Chris is basically a younger version of Tommy if Tommy was born in rural Virginia in 1983.

that's a pretty risky statement, dr jerkyll. chris is nothing at all like i ever was. i'm told that you are doing formal research with data from here that is getting published. if this is so, i'm going to need to look at that immediately, please.

if i am going to work with you and chimp on my biography, we need a contract before i will participate.

 

[GS 281]

that's a pretty risky statement, dr jerkyll. chris is nothing at all like i ever was. i'm told that you are doing formal research with data from here that is getting published. if this is so, i'm going to need to look at that immediately, please.

if i am going to work with you and chimp on my biography, we need a contract before i will participate.

lol feel free to not participate, we have more than enough information from your friends at AMB and from the web that we don't need your input. If you wish to give it then that's fine but we do not need anything furter from you tbh, fam.

Awesome, but remember I'm not a coolkid and don't have a clue who Chris is. You people have your own cute little jargon going on here. I must say, it's a bit off-putting.

read the site a little , you intellectually dishonest twat. chris is the kook this place is dedicated to. this is a private autism study lab set up like a fan site for internet kooks. "M" said these people's jargon was offputting also. is that because you are he?

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

lol feel free to not participate, we have more than enough information from your friends at AMB and from the web that we don't need your input. If you wish to give it then that's fine but we do not need anything furter from you tbh, fam.

dude, if this place is what i'm being told it is and you do not want me name you along with the rest of them, you wouldn't be scoffing at that. you would give me links to your research and be drafting up a standard contract a biographer would sign with their subject.

 

[Fishhead]

read the site a little , you intellectually dishonest twat. chris is the kook this place is dedicated to. this is a private autism study lab set up like a fan site for internet kooks. "M" said these people's jargon was offputting also. is that because you are he?

You are their lab rat. Make sure you put that in the lawsuit. Oh, tell them about the circus freaks you lived with in Austin. That's another great TT saga.

 

[GS 281]

dude, if this place is what i'm being told it is and you do not want me name you along with the rest of them, you wouldn't be scoffing at that. you would give me links to your research and be drafting up a standard contract a biographer would sign with their subject.

lol no one owes you anything and no one needs a contract to observe you. We have all we need to observe you at this point and you are free to leave. No one ever offered you a contract, consideration or payment. @chimpburgers is working on your write-up and others are just observing. At this point we are on AMB as well so we don't need you here to observe.

Maybe if you are endearing enough and make a strong enough argument, some of the many, many people here who donate to cows that are down on their luck will throw you something. I have already explicitly said I won't so you can put to rest any potential contract.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

Awesome, but remember I'm not a coolkid and don't have a clue who Chris is. You people have your own cute little jargon going on here. I must say, it's a bit off-putting.

Because you guys don't have that over at AMB?

Every forum or online community ends up creating their own lingo and references, that's how people are in real life as well.