Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Huh, guess jack finally did an Indian food review. People recommended it because Indian food is spicy and full of fat, stuff jack likes. Surprised he didn't get butter chicken, although the tikka masala can have a lot of butter and cream in it too.

Surprised he got the goat curry too. He must have had it before because he wasn't wrong about bones. Most goat I have bought for stew meat was on the bone and bones can splinter if they are cooked long enough. Strange that he knew it because has he ever really ate gamey meat on the channel?

 

[Tiresome]

Give me hats if you want, but watching Jack badger Tammy about the fucking onion bhaji dipping sauce and then proclaim personal victory like the smuggest little shit, unknowing that within HOURS that diseased, enlarged heart protected by that oversize everyday-carry crucifix was going to fail him once again gave me a warm, fuzzy glow inside.

 

[DankSmoker]

Now we know he was struck down by a toilet djinn.

 

[biggacracka]

Most goat I have bought for stew meat was on the bone and bones can splinter if they are cooked long enough

The only time I had goat was at an African restaurant and it had no bones though I did end up with a splinter of bone. I think it was fried goat though, or at least pan fried. It wasn't a saucy or stewed dish. Very gud, I give it 4.5 strokes out of 5 on my Jack on the (wendi)go scale

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

The only time I had goat was at an African restaurant and it had no bones though I did end up with a splinter of bone. I think it was fried goat though, or at least pan fried. It wasn't a saucy or stewed dish. Very gud, I give it 4.5 strokes out of 5 on my Jack on the (wendi)go scale

Yeah, just my experience, but goat is usually sold with the meat hacked at the bone up and you have to cook with and around it. I mean, I love gamey meat so the more flavor from the bones the better, but yeah, I've never gotten something like boneless goat tenderloin or whatever. Even with lamb/mutton, you will do best with a boneless leg, but most else is bone-in.

 

[Dead Air]

Jack's God is upping his game. Singular strokes have not been enough. Well see if the double whammy gets him this time.

 

[Helvítis Túristi]

Surprised he got the goat curry too. He must have had it before because he wasn't wrong about bones. Most goat I have bought for stew meat was on the bone and bones can splinter if they are cooked long enough. Strange that he knew it because has he ever really ate gamey meat on the channel?

He mentions eating lamb in his budget videos and probably has some lamb recipes. He did that bison burger where it was raw in the middle. I want to say there was a venison sandwich on jack on the go, but I don't remember which restaurant it was.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

New JOTG

I've never seen a frigging Outback-style giant pile of fried, breaded onion at any Indian restaurant I've ever been to in my life. Must be a "down-home" addition for the more adventurous hillbillies.

 

[Tiresome]

I've never seen a frigging Outback-style giant pile of fried, breaded onion at any Indian restaurant I've ever been to in my life. Must be a "down-home" addition for the more adventurous hillbillies.

It's Tennessee, if they made bhaji as separate fritters like the dish is usually prepared, the boomers like Jack would throw a shit-fit.

 

[ZipDisk]

SRSLY, Tennessee aren't hillbillies, they're mayo CHUGGERS.

 

[AnOminous]

Perhaps the final creation of Jack Scalfani.

Jack’s review of Indian food, summarized:

Dumb fuck didn't even recognize naan bread.

The only time I had goat was at an African restaurant and it had no bones though I did end up with a splinter of bone. I think it was fried goat though, or at least pan fried. It wasn't a saucy or stewed dish. Very gud, I give it 4.5 strokes out of 5 on my Jack on the (wendi)go scale

Goat is great in vindaloo.

 

[Tiresome]

Dumb fuck didn't even recognize naan bread.

Goat is great in vindaloo.

Personally, I'd eat young goat even in a Bourguignon. The only real gamey flavor I've ever noticed has been in the fat. Other than that, just like beef.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Remain calm.
The Lazy Man endures.
The Wendigo lives.
The Channel shall endure.
There is meat to consoom

 

[desudesu]

Still radio silence from the Scalfatties, aside from the last post by Qali stating his dad is in the hospital despite having a "healthy lifestyle".
I can't wait for the withered fat man to post a video soon. Jack will succumb to the dopamine deprivation from not getting his ass-kissed over a week by his boomer/hick town simps - he NEEDS the social media validation.

Interesting to note that Hammy would rather Jack to eat himself to the state he's an invalid, and that she has to clean up his shit and change diapers, rather than stopping his LARP in the first place. Fuck you, Hammy. You deserve this.

 

[Kosher Salt]

More spices than he has in his entire cabinet at home.

Well yeah. When your spices tend to be dried garlic, salt, pepper and chili flakes as a Tammy repellent then you're not going to use the spices found in garam masala. But the only spices I'd be surprised if Mushbrain had in his collection are turmeric and cardamom. Everything else cumin, coriander, black pepper, cinnamon, cloves and nutmeg he should have.

I'd be shocked if he had coriander. And yeah, cloves and nutmeg, but you know those only get used at Christmas so they're gonna be stale as fuck.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

I don't believe fat fuck is going to crip walk away from this unhindered. I think the Lord has taken some other function from him. Losing the use of the gud arm would be too perfect, so I'm not going to get my HOPEs up for that, instead I'm going to go with the sort of okay leg. Jack will be wheelchair/scooter bound for the rest of his life (so like, 2 years tops). What are your predictions for lasting damage from this latest incident?

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

I don't believe fat fuck is going to crip walk away from this unhindered. I think the Lord has taken some other function from him. Losing the use of the gud arm would be too perfect, so I'm not going to get my HOPEs up for that, instead I'm going to go with the sort of okay leg. Jack will be wheelchair/scooter bound for the rest of his life (so like, 2 years tops). What are your predictions for lasting damage from this latest incident?

Depends. If it was a different stroke (right half of brain this time), then his left side will be affected and he'll be waddling around just as a fat penguin would.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Been a hot minute since I posted here in this thread, but I wanted to screen cap this, in case it’s some of Jack’s last words.




…but he’s had it before and “he’ll be back”

 

[desudesu]

Been a hot minute since I posted here in this thread, but I wanted to screen cap this, in case it’s some of Jack’s last words.

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…but he’s had it before and “he’ll be back”

Jack, who proclaims that he is an "expert" in the food industry for a decades, doesn't know what Chicken Tikka Masala is. Still hilarious af that all it took to break the camel's back was indian food.

Fatty was slurring a lot in the video too, talk about premonition.