Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Maude Snew]

It shocks me nick did not go with Ty Beard in this lawsuit considering nick recommended him for 1st amendment work before.

He did address this at one point and says it's because Ty isn't licensed where shit's happening.

 

[AnOminous]

He did address this at one point and says it's because Ty isn't licensed where shit's happening.

That makes no sense since neither is Randazza.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Chat log from the Murdaugh Day 5 morning show.

Will be combing through the DELETED Tuesday Chat stream more thoroughly, cleaning it, then posting in the next 24 hours. Weird work hours are weird, so I cannot do it until then.

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Here's the loserboard.

Not seeing much Kiwi talk and what I see is dumb.

I think Sally wants to slam clams with Cynthia.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

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Not seeing much Kiwi talk and what I see is dumb.
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I think Sally wants to slam clams with Cynthia.

Just to note icancook might look like she beat panzer in number of chats.

But.

Sometimes.

It.

Posts

LIKE THIS!


Also, panzer seems to know generally how the Farms works, but posts stupid things to rile the others. Came out on the night of the spergening about Panoptes explaining that Jersh doesn't control us, no personal army, and that we are autists that just point and laugh, mostly.

 

[sneedem&feedem]

"My lawyer has appeared before the court."

"Monty's lawyer doesn't seem to want to talk to me."

Is Nick pretending to be retarded?

Clip channels are quick on the draw.

 

[ColinQuinnsStent]

That said it's pretty clear that from the Rumble rant stats you've been reporting that the trial stream revenue has proven much more resilient than the night stream revenue, probably partly because a) those streams contains none of the degen stuff that turns viewers off and b) much of the trial audience are probably more casual viewers who don't watch the night streams and don't know about the ongoing saga.

So you're saying it's more profitable for Nick to ply the trade he started with instead of trying to rebrand as a chatroom whoremonger?

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@Cynthia Behave what's the deal with icancook? It's a complete quirky girl bit isn't it?

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

Yes, it was a Datejust that he bought. He isn’t a fan of the Yachtmaster because “If I need that many complications in a watch, I’ll just wear my Apple watch”.
Edit: replying about Branca, not Nick.

There are two different lines of Yachtmaster, Yachtmaster I is basically a slightly differently designed Sea-Dweller but in two-tones and with a metal bezel instead of ceramic/aluminum one. Yachtmaster II on the other hand, is an abomination that I am shocked hasn't been discontinued yet. It is a very impressive mechanical achievement, but a disaster of design. And it also doesn't have many complications, just a single one for yacht racing.

The presidential is a dogshit Rolex that only a nigger would wear. It's just a Datejust with a gold bracelet. Any sports Rolex in steel or GTFO.

The datejust and OP are fine watches. I wouldn't call those nigger watches. But I am not a rolex fan anyway, typically the only people that buy them are people who want to show off their wealth, and know nothing about watches. Whenever I see a Rolex I just assume its fake or the owner just decided to show off their bank account. That type usually can be found in the golf club wearing a polo shirt, closer to retirement age. Rolex makes close to a million watches a year, they aren't rare and the only reason they are considered 'luxury' is very effective and long lasting marketing and boomers buying them because it is the only watch brand they know. I have seen more Daytonas alone in the wild than any Omega.

Damn the resemblance is striking.

If you're going to buy a high end Swiss Watch you can't go wrong with Audemars Piguet.
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Might not have the nigger brand recognition that Rolex does but thats a bonus personally, its got its own built in nigger filter.

Sorry to break it to you, but most zoomers even know who AP is and that they make the Royal Oak. Literally one of the most popular rapper/negro watches there is, usually they stuff the case and bracelet with diamonds and ruin it. AP used to make good stuff, but they are basically just the Royal Oak company now. Their other project (Code 11.59) is kind of a flop, with only the chronographs of that line achieving even a modicum of success. At least Patek still makes other models besides the Nautilus, even though that has also been coopted by rappers and overly wealthy Asians.

If you are in that price range of an AP, you could get a JLC, Vacheron, Lange, or even a De Bethune or Moser. Not even counting Piaget, Bulgari, or Czapek. Or, just go down market and get Grand Seiko, Omega, or Zenith. Tons of good options without going to Rolex, AP, or PP.

 

[ThatDumbPhilosopher]

"Nick, Nick, listen Nick, listen, don't do this to me.
Ayo Nick, listen Nick, all these women, Nick, are all the same Nick.
They all jump on us in their teenage years, because of daddy issues and BDSM, but when it comes, listen Nick, the time to settle we don't exist anymo' Nick."
- Drexel, probably

 

[Potatoherder]

Nick is committing the worst crime of them all: making me regret not paying attention when they were teaching us spreadsheets in school. But fuck the teachers because i found a handy online converter https://www.rebasedata.com/convert-xlsx-to-csv-online. I can then use https://github.com/mithrandie/csvq to query it with SQL.

Anyways, imagine being an adult and saying this in public:

Yay they thought they were really doing something by showing my foto > whatever > my pussy is very distinctive so I will know wether they find it > if they try to pass one off as mine >>> if they find it on the internet I will be very proud of kiwi farms and salute them

We don't want to see your malformed stinkditch lady.

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu, may i request you stop using spaces in column names? Not a massive issue to edit them but it will make any parsing easier in the future. Also like to request a timestamp column. I assume they are in parse order but it'd be handy in plotting stuff.

Me either. Officially done talking about her. It's my fault for the sperg yesterday and I am sorry for that.

Sally confirms what we all knew and Nick defended his e-wife's honor.

edit: here is what she claims got Cynthia banned. To be fair that is pretty damn edgy.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Also like to request a timestamp column. I assume they are in parse order but it'd be handy in plotting stuff.

I believe that Locals doesn't provide a timestamp for individual messages.

 

[ForTheHoard]

Nick is committing the worst crime of them all: making me regret not paying attention when they were teaching us spreadsheets in school. But fuck the teachers because i found a handy online converter https://www.rebasedata.com/convert-xlsx-to-csv-online. I can then use https://github.com/mithrandie/csvq to query it with SQL.

Anyways, imagine being an adult and saying this in public:

We don't want to see your malformed stinkditch lady.

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu, may i request you stop using spaces in column names? Not a massive issue to edit them but it will make any parsing easier in the future. Also like to request a timestamp column. I assume they are in parse order but it'd be handy in plotting stuff.



Sally confirms what we all knew and Nick defended his e-wife's honor.

edit: here is what she claims got Cynthia banned. To be fair that is pretty damn edgy.

Being able to pick your pussy out of a lineup of potentially millions is not a flex. It means your shit is weird looking.

 

[TheClappening]

Agree. His content is back to better legal or legal adjacent topics and has stopped the non-stop balldo and sex talk. It is also no longer an improv show of random reactions, but (at least for me) the milk has soured and I cannot enjoy it anymore. I just lost all motivation to do so because I do not think he is a stand up bloke anymore. I suspect many are the same.

My prediction is that Nick does alright, but he never captures the magic that was his first 4-5 years. He had an extremely loyal fanbase that was small, but dedicated. I think he has traded that for a bunch more wannabe groupies and fans (in the pejorative sense) that are much more fickle.

I'm in the same boat, kind of. I might still occasionally tune into topics I find interesting ( still like watching trials), but gone are the days I'd have Nick playing in the background as I played vidya or whatever.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Being able to pick your pussy out of a lineup of potentially millions is not a flex. It means your shit is weird looking.

After reading that quoted message, I'm struggling to resist going full Ethan Ralph in response.

 

[AnOminous]

Clip channels are quick on the draw.

Do you remember when Nick lambasted Ron Toye for just thinking of buying a new car, which he didn't even buy?

Kiwi Farms remembers.

I might still occasionally tune into topics I find interesting ( still like watching trials), but gone are the days I'd have Nick playing in the background as I played vidya or whatever.

Used to do exactly that.

 

[Potatoherder]

Just to note icancook might look like she beat panzer in number of chats.

But.

Sometimes.

It.

Posts

LIKE THIS!

You need to strip the message string of tabs, newlines, and returns. Can't find the post with the source code else i'd have my hand at making it work.

messagetext.strip('\t\n\r')

 

[ThatDumbPhilosopher]

Do you remember when Nick lambasted Ron Toye for just thinking of buying a new car, which he didn't even buy?

Kiwi Farms remembers.

Since I know you from the Weeb Wars, can we safely assume that Nick is not that far off from becoming a Ron Soye ?
Well...Except that he has a "wife", kids and money...
Yeah, no, scratch that.

 

[mailfrawd]

I believe that Locals doesn't provide a timestamp for individual messages.

Maybe, but it should still be possible for the scraper to infer a timestamp from the system its operating on.

You need to strip the message string of tabs, newlines, and returns. Can't find the post with the source code else i'd have my hand at making it work.

Too bad KF git server is gone. I can see the reason why we don't want to use github/gitlab, It's way too easy to commit PII. (email/aliases/etc).

 

[Swole McPole]

Yes, it was a Datejust that he bought. He isn’t a fan of the Yachtmaster because “If I need that many complications in a watch, I’ll just wear my Apple watch”.
Edit: replying about Branca, not Nick.

Chances are he bought a Datejust because those shitters are the only things you can walk into a Rolex dealer and actually buy. Given that -- if you could buy a sports watch like a Submariner, a GMT, a Yachtmaster or a Daytona for Rolex's retail price, you could immediately walk out of the store and flip it for a few thousand more than you paid, they just aren't going to sell you one.

Most main dealer's retail allocation of those watches go to the 'good customers'. ie, people who've already bought a couple of shitters for full retail and have established their reputation as people who are going to help them unload their shitty stock that nobody wants.

OK, I'll stop watch sperging now. Watch Paul Thorpe's videos on Rolex Authorized Dealers if you care about this shit.

 

[Potatoherder]

Didn't get a complete log tonight but made some progress on maybe getting a more reliable if still as annoying capture. $87 in 27(16) rumble rants.

 

[Cynthia Behave]

So you're saying it's more profitable for Nick to ply the trade he started with instead of trying to rebrand as a chatroom whoremonger?

@Cynthia Behave what's the deal with icancook? It's a complete quirky girl bit isn't it?

Panzer and Cookie are the same person - or so chat believes and I'm almost certain Cookie confirmed it. She's a total character.

Cookie is an African American woman from NYC. More accurately, she's a Black woman. I've no idea if she's American. Her cooking channel is here: https://www.youtube.com/@ICANCOOKtv . The channel was discovered by someone in chat only in the last couple of months. She confirmed it's hers. I think initially Panzer was meant to be her more serious side or a male but that went to hell pretty quickly. She often just talks to herself in chat with both handles- which is very funny, tbh. (Plenty of people think she has mental health issues. I just think she drinks a lot.)

I think she's there to hang with men who give her attention.

She's an OG from Nick's exclusive YT days. Never mentions kids or family, She seldom tags or replies and loves all-caps. As Panzer she begged me to come back to chat when I went silent. Until recently she was on the lower east side (LES) of Manhattan but has since moved to outer Queens. Her apt on the LES had no workable kitchen.

She's obsessed with Jack Bauer/24 and CGoody (always has been). Loves legacy trial streams. She's a hard drinker. Her chat comedy act with Xino is genuinely hilarious but Xino has recently stopped engaging as much.

Cookie is mostly into dumb sex talk, reprimanding chat, and comically hating on white women ("repeal the 19th", etc). She also hates on other Black people, particularly about crime and single motherhood. A few weeks ago, she and ULTRAWoodChipper were going on a date but it fell through - he hasn't been around since.

Pure speculation: It's occurred to me that she's in public housing or some hostel situation because she mentioned having to wait for her apartment in Queens and the lack of a working kitchen where she was staying on the LES. (The LES is very expensive but there is some public housing and hostels there). She does not appear to have a job.

I love her.