Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Spaded Dave]

Nose disabled the chat history again today.

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Nick, you boomer, I logs the chat in real-time. This only prevents screenshots--not archival. It also would not be hard to make a generator to reconstruct the chat visually. It is the same kind of code behind those sites that generate fake meme tweets from real accounts.

I believe the previous poster was referring to this in regards to the anti-porn bot:

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-14329016

Also, can we all just take the time to fully appreciate that Nick and his chat are yet again destroying the functionality and usability of their own chat in a way that only affects their ability to enjoy it and doesn't protect them from our prying eyes in any way?

 

[Kopasea]

This is where the rubber meets the road in the terms of the hypocrisy for me. People make him out to be this model dad, but for all we know, he could be the most ineffective libertarian parent in existence, letting his kids do whatever. Some things actually point to this, mainly his little little kids interrupting his 11PM+ streams to say good night and the very regular trips he takes with his wife meaning he's leaving his kids with a nanny for extended periods of time. With his libertarian "Do whatever the fuck you want as long as it doesn't 'hurt' anyone" attitude, it wouldn't be too much of a stretch if he genuinely doesn't care what his kids do and thus is a terrible father.

But if he really is the good father that people say he is, this realization that he's basically fucking up everything he's doing by trying to raise his kids "right" via his drug-fueled hedonism brain scrambling antics could be the thing that knocks some sense into him. Heck, maybe it even leads him to fully apologize for what he's doing.

But with:
1.) Having his mind permanently altered by his drug use
2.) Seemingly wanting to pursue sexual pleasure as his main goal throughout the day
3.) Being really jaded by the amount of money he's making
I don't think that's happening.

I've often wondered about this. Does he run his household the same way that he runs his communities?

 

[Procrastinhater]

Nose disabled the chat history again today.

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Nick, you boomer, I logs the chat in real-time. This only prevents screenshots--not archival. It also would not be hard to make a generator to reconstruct the chat visually. It is the same kind of code behind those sites that generate fake meme tweets from real accounts.

Lmfao that's what he must be doing - he thinks disabling the replay is going to Bork Panoptes from logging the chats he thinks this way his coomer collective can keep saying all the embarrassing cringe shit they like and won't be put off from sending him saggy udder pics for him to jerk off over.
I don't think he understands the Internet.
Oh and the beta test thing was recorded upthread, Locals said they were trying out a new anti porn filter, and it was just a coincidence they picked Nicks coomer chat to test it on. Of course, this filter was going to be totally optional, and in no way was it Locals trying to be subtle and let Balldo know that they were starting to frown at the sleeziness of his chat, which has the potential to cause them problems in the future if places like the App Store get complaints about the X Rated content.

I believe the previous poster was referring to this in regards to the anti-porn bot:

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-14329016

Also, can we all just take the time to fully appreciate that Nick and his chat are yet again destroying the functionality and usability of their own chat in a way that only affects their ability to enjoy it and doesn't protect them from our prying eyes in any way?

Lol that CompleteRandom is such a faggot, I forgot how utterly assblassted he was and how mad he got that that bot was stopping him posting the titty pics he'd collected (for some fucking weirdo reason) of the hags in Nicks chat.
He just kept seething and crying for hours about it, now who gets that worked up he can't post smut?
More to the point, who collects smutty pictures from a fucking chat?
That dude is sus af.
Bet he's got fucking skeletons.

 

[MudPeople]

He has really gone into petulant child mode as well which is super annoying. Nice to he is streaming while cooking too something he could ostensibly be doing with the family. It would be nice if nick could teach his one practical skill with his kids cause lord knows he aint going to be teaching them how to change oil or put up drywall.

No no its fine nick spend your every waking hour alone with a bunch of parasocial rejects.

Dude can I just say that if I had five kids and a massive property those kids would already be sick of me. "Can I go to my friends? Dad's trying to take me fishing again." Motherfucker you can go camping on your own property with your own wonderful progeny but you're cooped up in the balldo dungeon talking to the worst losers imaginable.

Considering what I've read here of his employment history and the lifestyle he's shown, I don't think Rekieta is the type to have many practical skills, unlike Branca who I'm more inclined to believe can put a car together. He buys clothes from some online service that picks them for him, I don't think the kind of time/effort required is something he's into.

I'm sure he wants to keep his kids private so he's not likely to stream cooking with his kids.

 

[Not Who You Think]

It looks like this Haywood fellow was hiding it all from his wife though? Whereas Nicky isn't hiding anything from Mrs. Nicky, because she's an exhibitionist swinger who's theoretically into all this weird shit alongside him? That's my understanding of things, correct me if I'm wrong. It actually makes for a pretty significant difference though. Stories about e-celebs ruining their lives by fucking their fans are a dime a dozen, but off the top of my head, I can't think of any others where the wifey was in on the whole thing. It's still going to end badly of course, just with a different flavor to the drama.

You are correct in that Nick's wife is complicit in some (if not all) of Nick's activities. You are also correct that many e-celebs ruin their lives through inappropriate/sexual relations with fans.

Making comparisons between the Haywood situation and Drexel is more appropriate than with Nick (at the moment) due to the grooming allegations against Drexel, the age/relationship of those involved, and the defense Drexel has given for his actions. Nick's (present) demographic for debauchery seems to be much older promiscuous wine moms and swingers, though sexual grooming can technically happen to adults as well (sex trafficking and such).

According to Nick's show, Ryan Haywood filling a daddy role (sexually and otherwise) and saying he was saving one of the girls from prostitution by having sex with her is suspect and manipulative. Also, Drexel filling a daddy role (sexually and otherwise) for a girl that he's known since she was quite young (tweens/teens), who is the daughter of a longtime friend, and saying he was saving the girl from potential irresponsible/dangerous doms by filling the role himself is stunning and brave.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

Considering what I've read here of his employment history and the lifestyle he's shown, I don't think Rekieta is the type to have many practical skills, unlike Branca who I'm more inclined to believe can put a car together. He buys clothes from some online service that picks them for him, I don't think the kind of time/effort required is something he's into.

I'm sure he wants to keep his kids private so he's not likely to stream cooking with his kids.

Yeah that's what I am saying Nick doesnt have very many practical skills so the ones he does have he should be teaching his kids while offline. Not making himself some goofy fancy ramen at 3am or whatever that little twerp makes himself while he avoids any and all family responsibility.

He's basically Ralph in this regard with the only difference being that Rekieta has the daddy money to throw at his family problems.

 

[AnOminous]

He buys clothes from some online service that picks them for him, I don't think the kind of time/effort required is something he's into.

So what's with that faggy shirt he's always wearing now? Did he tell them "just gay my shit up?"

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Hate speech is fairly regular. Hitler memes are loved unironically. What started as funny Jew jokes are just now straight-up hate and no one says boo.

I'm stealing this quote to submit to the random_text.txt file.

 

[northstar747]

But he lost his relatability with the car purchase and the rumble deal. Even rumble may be fed up with him since they forced a "beta test" porn filter on him.

So when a E celeb gets success how does he keep relatability?

 

[Procrastinhater]

So when a E celeb gets success how does he keep relatability?

By not being a hypocrite and doing things you used to shit on other people for, and (and this may be an impossible task for Rekieta) don't be a cuck and call people incel faggots with daddy issues for laughing at you if you are.

 

[Potatoherder]

I can remove spaces from the header column names easily. I assume you mean the column title like 'Message Text', 'Attachment Link', and the like? I copy-paste those in anyway. I will remove leading and trailing whitespace and replace interstitials with '_' (e.g. Attachment_Link)

LOCALS does not implement timestamps (no clue why), but the live logger has a loop of ~3.1 second execution time (3 of those seconds are manual delay), and I can run a clock function to pull a manual timestamps to post by the most recent message. I planned to add this alongside reply-threading with V 1.2, for sure.

I also do not mind running and converting to a CSV myself if not too difficult. How does it deal with the format of the 'Attachment Links' and multiple CDN URLs delimited by commas? This happens if someone posts more than one image in a post/reply.

If there are any other small improvements I can do to make the data more accessible, please let me know. If they do not make it into V 1.2, I can push for V 1.3 at least.

1. thank you
2. I now recall someone saying that and it makes sense considering how jank locals seems.
3. Encapsulating it with double quotes is what the converters did. This seems to tell the csv parsers to treat it as a block. Looking at the csv python lib and it has built in support for quoting.

"Skwisgar2322",".","['https://cdn.locals.com/images/chat/1256469/1256469_1t7fbm2eeyohgwr_full.jpeg', 'https://cdn.locals.com/images/chat/1256469/1256469_n4qq3324txcmh9o_full.jpeg']","dea777be-061d-4632-bd90-a8574e5cf826"

 

[Owlbear]

So when a E celeb gets success how does he keep relatability?

I assume the answer is something like:

Stay true to who you are/were, don't be a hypocrite, and be careful with how you brag. Pretty much everyone knows you're rich, but don't be obnoxious about it. Continue to be grateful to your fans for getting you where you are today, and show them your appreciation by continuing to do what they liked. Get a hobby or a charity project you care about. Generally, be classy.

This is a problem with the nouveau riche in general, although it does seem to hit streamers particularly hard because they put their lives under a microscope for the world. Rekieta is a trust fund brat, though, and his parents probably could have helped him figure this out if he decided to listen.

Also, save some cash because the good times aren't always going to keep rolling.

 

[Maraschino]

So I found Drex's expartner in gangbangs. The one that caught charges for fucking an underage girl.

I know there is a clip out there where Drex describes how he caught so many charges.

I do remember this. He recorded himself having sex with the girl, and every act of penetration was considered a separate charge.

 

[Strix454]

Dude can I just say that if I had five kids and a massive property those kids would already be sick of me. "Can I go to my friends? Dad's trying to take me fishing again." Motherfucker you can go camping on your own property with your own wonderful progeny but you're cooped up in the balldo dungeon talking to the worst losers imaginable.

I've never got the sense that Nick has any hobbies or even skills. I've never seen a family with a binge-drinking latter-stages alcoholic be anything other than total hell for the kids. Based on appearances, I would assume that Nick spends all day drinking and all night not being able to sleep.

Fishing isn't likely. About all the kids have to look forward to is probably visits by their uncle Drex.

 

[Not Who You Think]

I've never got the sense that Nick has any hobbies or even skills. I've never seen a family with a binge-drinking latter-stages alcoholic be anything other than total hell for the kids. Based on appearances, I would assume that Nick spends all day drinking and all night not being able to sleep.

Fishing isn't likely. About all the kids have to look forward to is probably visits by their uncle Drex.

Nick has also related in December that he has nothing else to do but sit around and be horny. Does not sound like a guy with (m)any healthy hobbies.

 

[Strix454]

So when a E celeb gets success how does he keep relatability?

1) Don't interact with your fans and don't get involved with them outside of the show
2) Don't start beleveing your own bullshit
3) Immediately cut out anyone who shows signs of trying to simp for you
4) Focus on the content that people like and always keep in mind that the content that people like is never going to be your life.
5) Keep your family far away from your online life.
6) Avoid sharing your personal life on your show.
7) Recognize that if people are laughing AT you, you are doing something wrong. PULL UP
Don't let others drag you down into the mud with them.
9) Be honest and brief about things. Don't cope.
10) Stay away from the THOTs.

 

[Kosher Dill]

He buys clothes from some online service that picks them for him

Does he seriously? Those things are like Lootcrate for clothing.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Nick's hobbies are:

• Supposedly vidya gaming. But he's barely talked about his Steam Deck, he built a huge $5k+ pc a few years back but only occasionally dips into something like the latest Warhammer game.
• Warhammer 40k minis, painting but not so much playing. Also 40k lore.
• I guess some tabletop gaming, at least on stream, but we know how checked out of that he has been through much of the run.
• Probably being terminally online but doing nothing of value. See, lurking in locals and discord
• Drinking

But even above, he is just so busy, he doesn't have time to do many of those hobbies. He's one of the least informed streamers in the sektur, so it's not like he's pounding the internet for news.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

Nose disabled the chat history again today.

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Nick, you boomer, I logs the chat in real-time. This only prevents screenshots--not archival. It also would not be hard to make a generator to reconstruct the chat visually. It is the same kind of code behind those sites that generate fake meme tweets from real accounts.

Ah yes the so called "transparency". Statement was made on 1-10, already backtracking. Very sad.

 

[gang weeder]

So when a E celeb gets success how does he keep relatability?

I think Null pretty much covered it. All Nicky had to do was keep doing the same things that made him popular in the first place and not shit it up with all the weird sex stuff. Don't try to fuck the fans, don't tell us about your sex life, don't give us fucking sex toy reviews. If you are a freak that is into weird shit then just keep it in the closet, don't share it with your audience. In my opinion swingers/BDSM shit and other sexual deviance is a Bad Idea no matter who you are, but just in terms of being an e-celeb, as long as you keep it private and people don't know about it then you should be fine.

Although I guess the counter point would be that if someone is doing that shit to begin with, their judgment is already poor, so they won't be smart enough to keep it separate. I guess e-fame and suddenly having money just really fucks with people's heads because it's kind of wild if you think about it how often this pattern seems to happen (i.e. person gets e-fame then starts using it to enable degeneracy of some sort with predictable bad consequences).