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- Sep 28, 2021
Patrick would need a massive chopper, one of those dual-rotor banana choppers.
You know, the ones they had to use for King Kong. But just one! He's gigantic, but no Kong.
DEATH BLOW
Patty vs. a mature male orangutan. They are fighting over a 2-day-old meatloaf.
Who wins?
Which facet of Fatty will overcome? Will his gluttony provide super retard strength in desperation for the calories he craves? Or will his flaccid sloth muscles refuse to even bother getting fired up?
I DON'T KNOW. I can't sleep.

You know, the ones they had to use for King Kong. But just one! He's gigantic, but no Kong.
DEATH BLOW
Patty vs. a mature male orangutan. They are fighting over a 2-day-old meatloaf.
Who wins?
Which facet of Fatty will overcome? Will his gluttony provide super retard strength in desperation for the calories he craves? Or will his flaccid sloth muscles refuse to even bother getting fired up?
I DON'T KNOW. I can't sleep.
