Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Patrick would need a massive chopper, one of those dual-rotor banana choppers.

You know, the ones they had to use for King Kong. But just one! He's gigantic, but no Kong.

DEATH BLOW

Patty vs. a mature male orangutan. They are fighting over a 2-day-old meatloaf.

Who wins?

Which facet of Fatty will overcome? Will his gluttony provide super retard strength in desperation for the calories he craves? Or will his flaccid sloth muscles refuse to even bother getting fired up?

I DON'T KNOW. I can't sleep.

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here's an archive but make sure to go to the actual youtube video to piss pat off by boosting the view count and leaving a comment
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This is what engagement looks like when your followers didn't mute you years ago for being an asshole constantly.

2023 is the Year of the Patposter
 
The SciFi Rapists
Are The Only Friends He Has
Protective Piggy

Fatty's Mates Revealed
Rape & Incest, That's Quite A Fright
And It's Just Part One

Flushed Deep Vermillion
Our Churl's Soft Voice Bawls And Wails
'There is No Such Guild!'

Can They Lie To Safety?
No Fox, The Truth Is Out There
I Want To Believe

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