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First he was Christopher
Then he was Christain
And now, he is Christine
And a talking bear didn't make him change it this time
LGBT Chris filed for a legal name change (update: the judgement is in)
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Then he was Christain
And now, he is Christine
And a talking bear didn't make him change it this time
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Tell you what, Chris. I will call you "Christine", as is your preference
....IF
If you actually get the surgery that essentially removes your male genitalia and/or converts it into a reasonable facsimile of a vagina. You need to become as much of a woman as scientifically possible. None of this hypnosis crap.
Keep in mind, this is all a very time consuming, VERY expensive endeavor, but I'm sure that for the illustrious creator and owner of the media juggernaut that is Sonichu, this will be a mere drop in the bucket!
....IF
If you actually get the surgery that essentially removes your male genitalia and/or converts it into a reasonable facsimile of a vagina. You need to become as much of a woman as scientifically possible. None of this hypnosis crap.
Keep in mind, this is all a very time consuming, VERY expensive endeavor, but I'm sure that for the illustrious creator and owner of the media juggernaut that is Sonichu, this will be a mere drop in the bucket!
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So we can call him Madame Chrissy without irony.
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This is blasphemy against GodBear.
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Is he gonna have to thank God, Jesus, The Bear, and the Greene County Circuit now?
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He looks like a Barb.
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Wouldn't it be great if there was a mix-up at the court and change his name back to Christopher?
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It's ironic, he wanted to become a sexy lesbian but instead he became a fat, balding old woman with stubble.
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You know, whether he calls himself Christian or Christine, just calling him "Chris Stain" works both ways.
If Christian keeps the soul of Christopher in one of his eyeballs, what body part will Christine exile Christian into?
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so i guess chris was lying when he said this?
also i want sega to contact chris and say "we're looking for a christian chandler to give this exclusive offer." and when he states that he's "Christine" they should say "oh i'm sorry miss, but christian is the creator of sonichu, i guess we got the wrong number"
or something
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A sperg by any other name is still retarded
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Anybody think Chris would actually have the guts to go down the sex change route? I know he hates his "ugly growth", but would he really go all the way?
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His bent duck.
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This. If you want to name your son Sue there's nothing really preventing it. Likewise with naming your quadruplets after the ninja turtles or naming them after the liquor you drank when you were conceiving them.
Names aren't nearly as important as we feel like they are. Your social security number, dental records, address, credit history. That's the stuff that the government actually cares about. You can go by any name you like as long as you pay your bills and aren't committing any violent crimes, even without legally changing your name. The only issue is one of veracity and establishing your legal willingness to go by that name on the relevant paperwork. If you start signing your checks "Dead Gramma Timmers" and don't object when someone cashes them, you've started a paperwork trail that can verify that you occasionally go by the name "Dead Gramma Timmers". Your original name will still come up obviously, but it's a pretty small drop in the sea of verifications used to prove that you're who you say you are. Money talks in America. Don't skip out on your debts and attach checks to the right paperwork and no one really cares.
TL;DR Chris has changed his name before, and this is a pretty minor thing in the big picture. His initials aren't even different, his paperwork is the same, and in the end literally no one cares but him (and us because we're riddled with a slightly different strain of autism). Good for him if it makes him happy, but it's not like he changed his name to "Don't Call Anybody" or something.
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While I doubt that's going to happen, it is more likely that when Chris needs to get his drivers licence changed/renewed, it's going to still say his gender is male because - let's be honest - he still blatantly looks male and can't keep up that fucking false woman voice for more than 15 seconds at most.
I kinda want that to lead into a situation similar to when King of the Hill had Hank constantly fight with the DMV because his new licence says he's a female and it takes a rabid patriotic Dale ranting about the President's children's soccer team or something for the DMV guy to just fix the one damn letter. Only for Chris, instead of Dale it's just him ranting incoherently about completely unrelated things.
I think he would - this is a guy who, without any reason to actually believe what he was told on the internet, ran over his PS3 thinking it somehow would net him $9001 dollars. He spontaneously got up and went on a 15 hour drive to Ohio to try and 'save' Julay the moment he thought doing so would get himself laid. And this is the same guy who legitimately went around to every video game retailer within a seven mile radius with explicit intent of replacing Sonic Boom case inserts with his own shitty MSpaint versions that requested at length that people do not buy the game because of blue fucking arms, because he actually thought that's how protests work.
If he actually had the option to get a sex change, there is no downside immediately evident to Chris. He's always hated his bent pickle and the soul vagina shit failed twice, so removing it would be a dream come true to him - and I am sure that if he went through with it and then decided he wanted man junk again, he'd just wear that strap on with the plastic genitals attached and he'd think it was all good.
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The ghost of Christian will join the tormented souls of Christopher and Patty to terrify babby w.e.e.n.s who come to root through Pristine Christine's garbage and leave signs on the lawn.
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This send me to:
http://www.lambdalegal.org/know-your-rights/transgender/changing-birth-certificate-sex-designations
Lulz may follow.
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Okay, which bear made him do this? My guess it Sebastian the Star Bear.
(Look up wh this one is on your own, I aint loading a video of that in this bar I am at)
(Look up wh this one is on your own, I aint loading a video of that in this bar I am at)
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The American tax payer will pay for both of them to get the surgery at the same time. They will meet at the hospital and realize they are perfect for one another.
Then they will move in together at a government subsidized, low income housing. They will then spend their rest of their days grinding their crusty, after-market lady-boy parts together until they crushed by three tons of Legos built to resemble the diety, Sonichu, god of smite and 'tism.
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Wait, so Chris can't legally have his gender changed unless he gets SRS, which we all know is never happening?
Claims that Virginia is a conspiracy working against Chris's dreams being realized, round...some high value number, in three, two, one...
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