Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.7%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.2%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.2%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.1%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 68 10.1%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    670
Nick's hobbies are:
  • Supposedly vidya gaming. But he's barely talked about his Steam Deck, he built a huge $5k+ pc a few years back but only occasionally dips into something like the latest Warhammer game.
  • Warhammer 40k minis, painting but not so much playing. Also 40k lore.
  • I guess some tabletop gaming, at least on stream, but we know how checked out of that he has been through much of the run.
  • Probably being terminally online but doing nothing of value. See, lurking in locals and discord
  • Drinking
But even above, he is just so busy, he doesn't have time to do many of those hobbies. He's one of the least informed streamers in the sektur, so it's not like he's pounding the internet for news.
Nick doesn’t have too much time for hobbies since most of his time seems to be dedicated into sucking up for his wife and Drexel, who seem to be more into the hobby of wanting to be swingers than actually being normal people.
 
I think Null pretty much covered it. All Nicky had to do was keep doing the same things that made him popular in the first place and not shit it up with all the weird sex stuff. Don't try to fuck the fans, don't tell us about your sex life, don't give us fucking sex toy reviews. If you are a freak that is into weird shit then just keep it in the closet, don't share it with your audience. In my opinion swingers/BDSM shit and other sexual deviance is a Bad Idea no matter who you are, but just in terms of being an e-celeb, as long as you keep it private and people don't know about it then you should be fine.
I guess I phrased my question wrong.

Nick is getting money from his fans. or are they customers?....coomstermers?

anyway nick peacocking with the car was stupid.

But when someone goes from getting by as a steamer to a personality how do justify their economics to their fans? can nick say "look I could make XXX working as lawyer, I have 5 kids, and obligations so I need to clear this much"

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incel retards lets have fun woo!!
 
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Does he seriously? Those things are like Lootcrate for clothing.
He described/explained it in one stream sometime last year. It was something about how much easier buying clothes for himself and his five kids since he started using the website, it didn't sound like a sponsor section either. He talked through it, choosing the style he wants, size, and how many. It stuck with me because it explained some of his fashion choices.
 
He did address this at one point and says it's because Ty isn't licensed where shit's happening.
That makes no sense since neither is Randazza.
Yes, either one would have to file Pro Hac Vice. Randazza did exactly that, and it was granted.

I think Randazza was hired specifically because he's a big name, and Nick thinks it'll help grift more money off this case. It's not a "bad" decision, per se, because Randazza is really good at this line of work, but it does seem like massive overkill. Even when he's being sued, the grift must go on.

Also, I'm pretty sure Nick wants to win, so Ty is probably a bad choice (even though he'll never admit it).

Fun fact about Randazza though: While he might be a good lawyer in 1A cases, he's also got a discipline history in Massachusetts, Florida, and Arizona. It was bad enough to where the Alex Jones judge denied his Pro Hac Vice application to resent Jones in his defamation case out of Connecticut.

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If Nick's judge in Minnesota wanted to be a total cunt, she could have also denied Randazza's Pro Hac Vice application to represent Nick, citing similar reasons.

The chimpout would have been funny. I wouldn't even feel bad about it, because Monty's case is such crap that I'm convinced you don't need to bring in an out-of-state heavy hitter for this. He'd save money going with somebody local too.

Ah yes the so called "transparency". Statement was made on 1-10, already backtracking. Very sad.
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Is he still blaming @chudbere for all this? Is she Nick's Emmanuel Goldstein? "Okay wine mommies, time for the two minutes hate against Claire!"

LOL. Okay. Pretty sure she's already moved back to discussing Ralph.

I doubt it's Eliza, since she doesn't really have a "show" as such.

Could be Null, maybe. He's mentioned Nick somewhat negatively on most of his MATI streams since this happened. There has been an uptick in anti-Null sentiment in Nick's Locals.

Regardless, his statement is total crap. Not that that won't prevent his Local's audience from lapping it up.
 
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It's right down there under you post but only for a day for some reason that came up somewhat recently but I can't remember right now.
For me, the “edit” function is only available until the page is refreshed & then it’s gone. Very short window of time there.

He buys clothes from some online service that picks them for him, I don't think the kind of time/effort required is something he's into.

So what's with that faggy shirt he's always wearing now? Did he tell them "just gay my shit up?"

Does he seriously? Those things are like Lootcrate for clothing.
Kayla buys for herself, Nick & all the kids through Stitchfix. The service has you choose your style preferences & then sends X amount of seasonally appropriate outfits a month. Check out the prices on there, being lazy doesn’t come cheap.

If Nick is “always” wearing the same gay shirt it’s likely bc laundry wasn’t done.
 
Nick's hobbies are:
  • Supposedly vidya gaming. But he's barely talked about his Steam Deck, he built a huge $5k+ pc a few years back but only occasionally dips into something like the latest Warhammer game.
  • Warhammer 40k minis, painting but not so much playing. Also 40k lore.
  • I guess some tabletop gaming, at least on stream, but we know how checked out of that he has been through much of the run.
  • Probably being terminally online but doing nothing of value. See, lurking in locals and discord
  • Drinking
But even above, he is just so busy, he doesn't have time to do many of those hobbies. He's one of the least informed streamers in the sektur, so it's not like he's pounding the internet for news.
He's not that busy. He's got a nanny. Kayla sleeps in (that's on record, btw). He's got his phone for all the driving around. Cry a river, Nick Rekieta. $1.3M buys you a higher level of copesplaing in remote MI. Also, how's Cari's lingerie working for Kayla?
 
He's not that busy. He's got a nanny. Kayla sleeps in (that's on record, btw). He's got his phone for all the driving around. Cry a river, Nick Rekieta. $1.3M buys you a higher level of copesplaing in remote MI. Also, how's Cari's lingerie working for Kayla?
My complaint about Rackets, going on for some time now, is he's always just "so busy". 100% agree with your points, the sarcasm tag I left off.

To paraphrase the words of Ghost, he's too busy polishing his pecker.

(Also Minnesota is MN, Michigan is MI. Unless he moved, I haven't been watching lately.)
 
Decided to check on his Locals and it looks like the chat drop from today might be interesting based on what I happened to walk into. We have more tough guy behavior, which is mildly amusing. Nick also apparently left the stream for some period of time, I'm not watching so I can't say for sure how long, to do some "teaching". Who the hell would trust him to teach their kids I don't know.

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What makes me curious about combing through the drop though is the infighting that is already going on without Cynthia there to gang up on. There seems to be a massive argument that people are taking way too seriously over the topic of goddamn anime and comic books. I didn't capture it all because Locals is tedious and Yandex does a much better job but this is what I have.

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EDIT: Oh, there was also some argument about "spreadsheets" that people were getting into. I'm not sure of the context and it was too annoying to piece together since you can't use replies to jump to the referenced post but once we can do a keyword search on Himedall's file it could be interesting.
 
My complaint about Rackets, going on for some time now, is he's always just "so busy".
I don’t follow him closely but has he ever talked about being diagnosed with ADHD? He has the poor executive function and habit of rabbit-holing his focus on dumb shit instead of paying it to what matters. Pretty textbook.
 
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I guess I phrased my question wrong.

Nick is getting money from his fans. or are they customers?....coomstermers?

anyway nick peacocking with the car was stupid.

But when someone goes from getting by as a steamer to a personality how do justify their economics to their fans? can nick say "look I could make XXX working as lawyer, I have 5 kids, and obligations so I need to clear this much"

vs

incel retards lets have fun woo!!

Nick was never known as an e-beggar, not when I was watching his stuff at least. So why would he all of a sudden have to be one now? E-begging is never a good look, that's how you end up like DSP and Wings. If he actually has financial difficulties despite making 7 figures that's on him and he needs to quit spending money on trips to Jamaica and Balldos. If he doesn't have money problems well then there you go. Either way he should just shut the fuck up about money. This wasn't a topic of interest on his streams when he was "coming up," allowing it to be one now seems like unnecessary drama.
 
I don’t follow him closely but has he ever talked about being diagnosed with ADHD? He has the poor executive function and habit of rabbit-holing his focus on dumb shit instead of paying it to what matters. Pretty textbook.
I can't recall if he's speculated on being ADHD. His wife is on a cocktail of drugs, including taking stuff for depression and anxiety, but I don't remember Nick listing off any pharmaceuticals. He's (likely self-)diagnosed with ODD (oppositional defiance disorder), but a lot of the watchers here think he's just an asshole. (Myself included.)
 
Decided to check on his Locals and it looks like the chat drop from today might be interesting based on what I happened to walk into. We have more tough guy behavior, which is mildly amusing. Nick also apparently left the stream for some period of time, I'm not watching so I can't say for sure how long, to do some "teaching". Who the hell would trust him to teach their kids I don't


EDIT: Oh, there was also some argument about "spreadsheets" that people were getting into. I'm not sure of the context and it was too annoying to piece together since you can't use replies to jump to the referenced post but once we can do a keyword search on Himedall's file it could be interesting.
Nick does a class for his homeschool group.
They're probably complaining about the spreadsheets that some of the users are trying to set up here to more accurately assess some of the Local's users activity.
I don’t follow him closely but has he ever talked about being diagnosed with ADHD? He has the poor executive function and habit of rabbit-holing his focus on dumb shit instead of paying it to what matters. Pretty textbook.
He's said before that he is diagnosed with ADHD and narcolepsy.
 
I guess I phrased my question wrong.

Nick is getting money from his fans. or are they customers?....coomstermers?

anyway nick peacocking with the car was stupid.

But when someone goes from getting by as a steamer to a personality how do justify their economics to their fans? can nick say "look I could make XXX working as lawyer, I have 5 kids, and obligations so I need to clear this much"

vs

incel retards lets have fun woo!!

Nah man. Coomsumers. They're actively being horny lechers on Locals. No way those freaks also don't get off on it. They paypig for Nick's content and the garden tool stuff is a bonus for 5 bucks.
 
Ah yes the so called "transparency". Statement was made on 1-10, already backtracking. Very sad.
And the accusation of taking something out of context by presenting it in its entirety as a full and complete archive of days of this shit all in one place.

Another generic lolcow argument. This fucker needs to come up with some new material that hasn't been done by every cow in history. It's embarrassing.
 
If he doesn't have money problems well then there you go. Either way he should just shut the fuck up about money. This wasn't a topic of interest on his streams when he was "coming up," allowing it to be one now seems like unnecessary drama.
Thats a good point.

Is Nick's youtube monitized? I remember youtube did super chats after the adpoclilisp

Nick shouldnt talk about money, and keep any fancy buyings to himself.

Say the big trial streams were a windfall he was/is greatful for and maybe he should dail back the streaming have one day where he sleeps off his hangover.
 
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