Kiwi Farms as "the Enemy"

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Because they can't fathom any other type of person being their enemy. If we oppose them, we must be diametrically opposed to what they are.

Also because demonizing people that don't conform to your way of thinking is simpler than considering their individual traits, because having that type of insight might have backfiring consequences on their own substance of character, especially when in eyeshot of their peers.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Which reminds me, which would be OPL's definition of this board?

DANG, DIRTY TROLLS

probably.

 

[Loxiozzz]

Because we are literally Hitler.

If you were a fag who did dumb shit on the web and got a thread instead of positive attention you'd be ass hurt too.

 

[The Viking of Disapproval]

Why do lolcows project their enemies onto us?

The answer is: :autism:

 

[ZehnBoat]

Different people think certain qualities are the worst
Also
Stupid people tend to think of themselves as generally all good
And therefore all thier qualities are good too
If a person disagrees with one quality in that set
The stupid person will think the other person has none of the good qualities, and must have nothing but bad qualities

Example, you find a tumblr feminist poc female trans. By disagreeing with one thing, they will assume you are a non-feminist white male cis shitlord. Its all or nothing

 

[LordCustos3]

Every lolcow that discovers us seems to have their own (usually completely wrong) idea of who we are, why is this?

Luke McKee thinks we are pedophile faggots.
Samuel Collingwood thinks we are pedophile anti GamerGate.
Tommi Tooter thinks we're Christian extremists.
Marian CAAMIB Siclic thinks we're sjw cultural Marxists.
The sjws like ADF and rat King members think we're cis white dudebros.

All of these are contradictions, so we can't be all these things. Why do lolcows project their enemies onto us?

I have a shampoo simple rule:
If the narrative being peddled is 'We are glorious underdogs fighting a righteous struggle against real-life equivalents of Captain Planet Villains' then that narrative is, by definition, propaganda and a lie; and is only believed by naive, delusional idiots who are as rotten inside as the imaginary enemies they purport to 'fight'.

TL;DR: Dunning-Kruger Effect + USI + Christ Complex + moral decrapitude == DERRRRRRP!!!

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Different people think certain qualities are the worst
Also
Stupid people tend to think of themselves as generally all good
And therefore all thier qualities are good too
If a person disagrees with one quality in that set
The stupid person will think the other person has none of the good qualities, and must have nothing but bad qualities

Example, you find a tumblr feminist poc female tranny. By disagreeing with one thing, they will assume you are a non-feminist white male cis shitlord. Its all or nothing

If you were to interrogate Josef Stalin, Osama Bin Laden, Adolf Hitler and whoever greenlit season 2 of "Here Comes Honey-Boo-Boo" you would hear the delusional rheteoric of people who are honestly convinced they are actually decent, moral people; and that they are the right person in the right place doing the right thing for the right reason.
They are of course both wrong and stupid.

Again: Dunning-Kruger Effect + USI + Christ Complex + moral decrapitude == DERRRRRRP!!!

 

[Cosmos]

They can't comprehend our true form: a bunch of bored yet witty people who make fun of weirdos for shits and giggles. So to them we HAVE to be Hitler.

 

[Anime-Chan]

Because if they have someone who can relate they won't feel so bad about theirselves.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

I am a Christian Extremist and have rated every post in this thread accordingly, God Bless.

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

Every lolcow that discovers us seems to have their own (usually completely wrong) idea of who we are, why is this?

Luke McKee thinks we are pedophile faggots.
Samuel Collingwood thinks we are pedophile anti GamerGate.
Tommi Tooter thinks we're Christian extremists.
Marian CAAMIB Siclic thinks we're sjw cultural Marxists.
The sjws like ADF and rat King members think we're cis white dudebros.

All of these are contradictions, so we can't be all these things. Why do lolcows project their enemies onto us?

TBH , my associates and myself are leaning toward company shrinks right now. godless heathens preying on what they consider useless eaters for fun and profit of the junta empowered by the november 22 coup 52 years and 175 days ago. just some punk ass bitch facists working for uncle scam.

 

[Goofy Logic]

TBH , my associates and myself are leaning toward company shrinks right now. godless heathens preying on what they consider useless eaters for fun and profit of the junta empowered by the november 22 coup 52 years and 175 days ago. just some punk ass bitch facists working for uncle scam.

We really need a word-salad rating of some sort. The dumb rating doesn't really fit it somehow.

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

Serious answer: We're a community that is pretty neutral on all topics, because we are an equal opportunity tabloid about funny retarded people on the internet. The people we laugh at need to see the world in black and white because it lets them paint themselves as heroes defending whatever their equivalent of Rome is from the ravening barbarian hordes. Since they defend Rome, all Romans have to be on their side... but we're living proof that that's just not true. That makes them question that, if neutral parties think that they're dumb and autistic, maybe they -are- dumb and autistic.

To deal with the cognitive dissonance, they cast us as The Enemy, because anyone who disagrees with/laughs at them can't be a good guy, and neutrals don't exist.

In other words, we are pedophile faggot gamergator SJW cyberbully autists.

tell me, did you know that not all speech is protected, fag basher? did you also know that some 35% of transgender people are combat veterans and that many more are from the mean streets who would shred as young, dumb, full of cum , chickenshit anonymous wanker of a voyeuristic keyboard commando in a red hot chicago second. five of your friends with you , if needs be. basketcases like christine are more the exception than the rule. how about that kirstin beck? think you can bash that tranny, big boy?

http://www.nytimes.com/roomfordebat...gal/inciting-violence-is-not-protected-speech

 

[Ruin]

tell me, did you know that not all speech is protected, fag basher? did you also know that some 35% of transgender people are combat veterans and that many more are from the mean streets who would shred as young, dumb, full of cum , chickenshit anonymous wanker of a voyeuristic keyboard commando in a red hot chicago second. five of your friends with you , if needs be. basketcases like christine are more the exception than the rule. how about that kirstin beck? think you can bash that tranny, big boy?

http://www.nytimes.com/roomfordebat...gal/inciting-violence-is-not-protected-speech

You do realize that article is an opinion piece right? it doesn't cite any currently existing laws or legislation.

 

[Bulk Bogan]

tell me, did you know that not all speech is protected, fag basher? did you also know that some 35% of transgender people are combat veterans and that many more are from the mean streets who would shred as young, dumb, full of cum , chickenshit anonymous wanker of a voyeuristic keyboard commando in a red hot chicago second. five of your friends with you , if needs be. basketcases like christine are more the exception than the rule. how about that kirstin beck? think you can bash that tranny, big boy?

http://www.nytimes.com/roomfordebat...gal/inciting-violence-is-not-protected-speech

You need to tell the truth to me here, am I having a stroke, or was that just you?

 

[Goofy Logic]

tell me, did you know that not all speech is protected, fag basher? did you also know that some 35% of transgender people are combat veterans and that many more are from the mean streets who would shred as young, dumb, full of cum , chickenshit anonymous wanker of a voyeuristic keyboard commando in a red hot chicago second. five of your friends with you , if needs be. basketcases like christine are more the exception than the rule. how about that kirstin beck? think you can bash that tranny, big boy?

Diagreeing with you does not equal libel, sir. So far, the only person threatening violence is you.

 

[Moogsy]

It's confirmation bias.

This site is probably one of the most diverse online communities I've seen. There's men, women, and everything inbetween. There's generally well-regarded furries, kinksters, and other members of fringe groups. All of these people are from many different countries, political belief systems, and walks of life. It's a monkeys on typewriters scenario where someone will disagree with you as a matter of probability.

Many kiwis embrace this. It's a chance to hear and consider views we'd probably never see in a self-curated internet experience as it exists today. Nobody in the spiderfucking community is going to make a post about how gross it is from an outsider perspective. At the end of the day we can laugh under our own lucricities.

When a lolcow sees us staring at them in slack-jawed horror, only one user anywhere on the site needs to say one thing that fits in their definition of "the evil ones I don't like" and suddenly Kiwi Farms is "A hate site! Look what they all post there!"

That, or it's narcissism. "I decided that I represent all ____ people so if you hate me, you hate all ____ people." That one happens a lot actually...

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

TBH , my associates and myself are leaning toward company shrinks right now. godless heathens preying on what they consider useless eaters for fun and profit of the junta empowered by the november 22 coup 52 years and 175 days ago. just some punk ass bitch facists working for uncle scam.

tell me, did you know that not all speech is protected, fag basher? did you also know that some 35% of transgender people are combat veterans and that many more are from the mean streets who would shred as young, dumb, full of cum , chickenshit anonymous wanker of a voyeuristic keyboard commando in a red hot chicago second. five of your friends with you , if needs be. basketcases like christine are more the exception than the rule. how about that kirstin beck? think you can bash that tranny, big boy?

http://www.nytimes.com/roomfordebat...gal/inciting-violence-is-not-protected-speech

Yes, I could bash Kirstin Beck. I'm 6 foot 5, 270 lbs of rock hard muscle, I can run 2 miles in 13 minutes and 30 seconds. I could beat up any tranny, I'd just hit them with the old one-two, and maybe if I was bored I'd give them a little bit of that three-four, and if I was in the mood, I might even give them a little five-six, you know what I'm talking about? I'm talking lightning fast strikes, bow bow bow, call the ambulance, we got a tranny down and he ain't getting up without some assistance from medial personnel. Uncle Sam pays me $70,000 a year plus benefits to make fun of homo-trans-fags like yourself and provides me with a bomb-ass gym that I spend hours in, honing my body and mind to make into the perfect tranny bashing machine and if I choose to direct my fury towards Kirstin Beck, he's just gonna be another bloodied transfreak in Obummer's Secret FEMA Tranny Coal Mining WorkCamp.

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

Diagreeing with you does not equal libel, sir. So far, the only person threatening violence is you.

i am not a sir and if you think that was a threat, i really think you should go do your civic duty and report me for an assault by threat.

Yes, I could bash Kirstin Beck. I'm 6 foot 5, 270 lbs of rock hard muscle, I can run 2 miles in 13 minutes and 30 seconds. I could beat up any tranny, I'd just hit them with the old one-two, and maybe if I was bored I'd give them a little bit of that three-four, and if I was in the mood, I might even give them a little five-six, you know what I'm talking about? I'm talking lightning fast, bow bow bow, call the ambulance, we got a tranny down and he ain't getting up without some assistance from medial personnel fam. Uncle Sam pays me $70,000 a year plus benefits to make fun of homo-tranny-fags like yourself and provides me with a bomb-ass gym that I spend hours in, honing my body and mind to make into the perfect tranny bashing machine and if I choose to direct my fury towards Kirstin Beck, he's just gonna be another bloodied transfreak in our Secret FEMA Tranny WorkCamp.

i'll see to it that kirstin gets your message. are you any good at kaboom, muscle man?

 

[HG 400]

did you also know that some 35% of transgender people are combat veterans and that many more are from the mean streets who would shred as young, dumb, full of cum , chickenshit anonymous wanker of a voyeuristic keyboard commando in a red hot chicago second. five of your friends with you , if needs be.

36 Wallaby Lane, Sydney

Bring it.

 

[Loxiozzz]

i am not a sir and if you think that was a threat, i really think you should go do your civic duty and report me for an assault by threat.

Dude you're like 80 stop before you break something