Kiwi Farms as "the Enemy"

[WWWWolf]

I don't always agree with Jimmy Wales, but he totally got it right years ago when he said this:

And finally, if for some insane reason I don't act on your wise proposals, tell everyone that you know that Wikipedia is all a scam to make money. It's a tool of capitalist oppression. It's a liberal playground with no standards. It's based on the principles of communism. It's collectivist. It's individualist. It's useless. It's the most important thing in the world, except for me screwing it up. That'll show old Jimbo who he's messing with!

(Source: The article on Meta-Wiki that is pretty much required reading for anyone who wants admin/moderator powers anyfuckingwhere in the universe.)

 

[GV 998]

I guess we take the form of "the Enemy" in so many different ways for a couple reasons. The first is that delusional lolcows believe we are a part of whatever fantastical persecution fantasy that goes on in their head. Which is why we take so many flavors of evil, depending on the Lolcow.

The other reason, for the non-delusional lolcow (which seems like a contradictory term), knows what we're about, but they can't just ignore us. Because they are lolcows. They crave attention. Well, simply making us out as douchebags that laugh at human rejects isn't exactly the most threatening or hell, even interesting thought for an enemy. So instead, they build us up into something perverse, obscene, or sometimes downright nonsensical.

 

[Sammy]

I'm just a radical islamic mouse in the walls of your house eating McNuggets.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

I identify as a Christian extremist because although I am a cultural Christian (I don't believe that the new testament literally happened, I only like the old testament) I consider my duty as a kiwi to be promoting Christian morality such as Natural Law and respecting the autonomy of individuals by denying mentally ill people who think they are the opposite gender SRS as well as stopping pedos from molesting children and stopping SJWs from indoctrinating children with cultural marixst propaganda and mentally castrating the white Christian race and fighting the communist conspiracy to put all women on birth control so they start hating men and not reproducing such that we cannot sustain a military to fight against black lives matter

Basically I think that being a kiwi means owning a fedora

 

[Alex Krycek]

A lot of cows know about us an bitch about us relentlessly. Look at ADF, Dobson, and Sophie Labelle. They just stay clear because they're block-happy control freaks who refuse to engage anyone unless it's on their terms

They still know about us and either respond to us directly or indirectly though without us contacting them. Some cows are just oblivious to our existence out of ignorance or apathy.

 

[GS 281]

funny, i really wasn't looking for anybody or anything to hate when YOU found me , began to invade my privacy by misappropriation and my fan boys caught wind of it and trolled me into this virtual asylum. fortunately @chimpburgers is fat, emotional and stupid and sleazy weasel is arrogant, stupid and sloppy, there is now a criminal complaint under investigation.

Yea @chimpburgers should just kill himself tbh

To some, we are just faggots.

 

[c-no]

We are the unifying characteristic of all of those groups:

Autism.

This. No matter what they think we are, we are autism, something all these people all have.

 

[Alex Krycek]

funny, i really wasn't looking for anybody or anything to hate when YOU found me , began to invade my privacy by misappropriation and my fan boys caught wind of it and trolled me into this virtual asylum. fortunately @chimpburgers is fat, emotional and stupid and sleazy weasel is arrogant, stupid and sloppy, there is now a criminal complaint under investigation.

I've stayed out of your thread so far because I had no idea what was going on with it. I'm an active member but I usually just observe and make snarky comments here and there except for specific subforums and threads I know about. But thanks for clueing me in on it. Cheers m8!

 

[Organic Fapcup]

I thought we were a secret organization that stalked and literally murdered trannies.

 

[chimpburgers]

I've stayed out of your thread so far because I had no idea what was going on with it. I'm an active member but I usually just observe and make snarky comments here and there except for specific subforums and threads I know about. But thanks for clueing me in on it. Cheers m8!

I was about as nice to them as I could be and they just turned on everyone in the thread and wants to report Kiwi Farms to the authorities, the cops, FBI, etc. That's what's going on in a nutshell and I did request that he get threadbanned from here and so all his posts and the ones from people replying to him get moved to his thread in the report I made.

 

[Coldgrip]

I don't know about anyone else, but I'm just an asshole. I'm okay with that.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

I was about as nice to them as I could be and they just turned on everyone in the thread and wants to report Kiwi Farms to the authorities, the cops, FBI, etc. That's what's going on in a nutshell and I did request that he get threadbanned from here and so all his posts and the ones from people replying to him get moved to his thread in the report I made.

Aww, but I somewhat liked the mild derailment here, I say keep the posts up but ban Whistleblower from the thread for sure.

 

[Randall Fragg]

I was about as nice to them as I could be and they just turned on everyone in the thread and wants to report Kiwi Farms to the authorities, the cops, FBI, etc. That's what's going on in a nutshell and I did request that he get threadbanned from here and so all his posts and the ones from people replying to him get moved to his thread in the report I made.

It's done. Tommy Tooter is now banned from this thread. Please direct any future conversations with him to his thread.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

As @CatParty said, we're a Pokemon feminist forum according to Sluthate, because those dumbcucks didn't realize a kiwi is an actual animal. I think that one's my favorite.

Serious answer: we're the embodiment of the internet boogeyman---cows project on to us the qualities they fear most.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I've noticed that "lolcows" claiming intellectual superiority over those who mock or criticize them seems to be yet another common "lolcow" trait, along with perceiving them as following ways they despise.

* Iconoclast calls Kiwis the "Kiwi Fruits" (formerly "Kiwi Koalas") and thinks Kiwis are idiot progressives who act like the worst of the Occupy protesters, and who also like newfangled subjects like Toyota Prius and Miley Cyrus (IIRC). Meanwhile, he thinks he's a brilliant conservative hero -- the "Bad Boy Of College Journalism" -- who will (eventually) get back into Arkansas State University (or failing that, his own recreation of the "perks package" of ASU) and return the world to "half-past 1997," despite accusations against him of years of antisocial behavior.

* werewolf2814, an unrepentant child molester who wished to abolish age of consent laws, claimed Kiwis are evil idiots, while he thinks he has an IQ of 124 (or higher) because an online quiz on an informal site told him so.

* MRZ, a loveshy who advocated the complete legalization of drugs and child pornography (IIRC), also claimed Kiwis are idiots. I think he lumped Kiwis together as sharing some common ideology too.

 

[Handsome Pete]

Lolcows are almost universally convinced of their own rhetorical brilliance. In their minds, anyone who listens to what they have to say will be instantly persuaded to their point of view. So when, say, the Sluthaters lectured us on how the true measure of a man's success is his maxilla, or when Kylie Brooks declares that the best way to fight back against generations of American racism is to give money to a Canadian, they believe their arguments are airtight and irrefutable, and the only reason we would disagree is because we're too brainwashed to recognize the truth.

It honestly must be a terrifying life. You've got all the hidden-world paranoia of a conspiracy nut, but even David Icke wouldn't take you seriously.

 

[Bridge to Nowhere]

Whether we like it or not, we're the Internet boogeyman, the replacement for ED.

Basically, cows tend to have very strong opinions in one direction, and the simple act of not immediately agreeing with what they say must mean that we're on the exact opposite side. We don't believe that women are worthless, therefore we're beta SJW cucks. We don't believe that white people are evil, so we must all be white people. It goes on and on.

 

[The Great Chandler]

Lolcows are almost universally convinced of their own rhetorical brilliance. In their minds, anyone who listens to what they have to say will be instantly persuaded to their point of view. So when, say, the Sluthaters lectured us on how the true measure of a man's success is his maxilla, or when Kylie Brooks declares that the best way to fight back against generations of American racism is to give money to a Canadian, they believe their arguments are airtight and irrefutable, and the only reason we would disagree is because we're too brainwashed to recognize the truth.

It honestly must be a terrifying life. You've got all the hidden-world paranoia of a conspiracy nut, but even David Icke wouldn't take you seriously.

Take it this way, if one were to believe most of one viewpoint, but not all? Than the lolcow would simply believe that you're some enemy of the Universe or something.

 

[bigshot]

Lolcows are almost universally convinced of their own rhetorical brilliance.

That is one of the things they have in common with us Kiwifarmers.

 

[Mossy]

"Kiwifarms is a cyberbullying website!! they all have no jobs and are cishet whites! All they do is sit around and nitpick everything we do! Ableist scum!" etc.
The lolcows always need someone to blame, and if that happens to be Kiwis, then it's going to be the Kiwis.

Kiwifarms is everything.