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How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 36 42.9%
  • Half a year.

    Votes: 9 10.7%
  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 39 46.4%

  • Total voters
    84
What is he even trying to say? Did he mean fucked and missed the f key with his fat pig trotter? Harry living rent free in his massive mongoloid head.
Harry wouldn’t cut Gunt an $8k check, and isn’t taking any bait Gunt is now tossing out. This frustrates Gunt because due to the lack of a check Gunt can’t create the perception of a W over Harry in his mind until Harry takes the bait, which Harry refuses to do, which causes Gunt to escalate, and on and on and on. It’s a vicious cycle.
 
Harry wouldn’t cut Gunt an $8k check, and isn’t taking any bait Gunt is now tossing out. This frustrates Gunt because due to the lack of a check Gunt can’t create the perception of a W over Harry in his mind until Harry takes the bait, which Harry refuses to do, which causes Gunt to escalate, and on and on and on. It’s a vicious cycle.
He really is going to send a sex tape to Harry then
 
What must be going through that woman's head when her new husband is so obsessed with her own father? What a bizarre relationship these freaks have.
May is living her best life, where she's the tall, strong, stoic man and Ralph is the insecure teenage girl with severe daddy issues.

We got it wrong, guys, it's not that May is stupid, is that she's the masculine rock of serenity that weathers Ralph's womany histrionics.
 
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Harry wouldn’t cut Gunt an $8k check, and isn’t taking any bait Gunt is now tossing out. This frustrates Gunt because due to the lack of a check Gunt can’t create the perception of a W over Harry in his mind until Harry takes the bait, which Harry refuses to do, which causes Gunt to escalate, and on and on and on. It’s a vicious cycle.
Correct. He needs someone to "own" and try to feel superior to. He's realized that while he's extremely upset at Keemstar, Keemstar actually is an internet celebrity who's very rich and well known (everything Ralph wishes he was but isn't) so instead chooses to just keep trying to dunk on a man who actually has a real life and has no problem just walking away from internet dipshit antics once they become tiresome.
 
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From Ethan's Telegram.
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Wonder how long until the RO from Harry and the rest of his family.
 
He is just nothing but vitriol. That's his only move. Ever.
He runs on pure spite.
Ralph is legit having a mental breakdown. Also, fuck meigh for letting this pig treat her family like this.

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Got her loaded up like a pack mule, including that giant baby that’s been strapped to her all day every day.
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Starting to look a bit haggard these days too.
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Dats the breaks though, gf.
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#sadface
(P.S. I think that baby has been surgically attached to her sad ass at this point. Jesus please send them a stroller.)
 
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He runs on pure spite.

Got her loaded up like a pack mule, including that giant baby that’s been strapped to her all day every day.
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Starting to look a bit haggard these days too.
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This pretty much confirms the stroller and baby bag were lost somewhere in north america. Luckily ethan has the ralphamule to carry that gunt and cover for his fuckups
 
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