حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[caffeinated_wench]

Connor after an hour in the coal mine:

Inaccurate. Connor isn't really, really ridiculously good looking.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

I've thought about working part-time at Publix, but I've heard a lot of negative talk about the work environment from FB friends. My best friend IRL got a job tryout at a Piggly Wiggly, and I can tell you he isn't acclimating well. Most of the kids who graduated high school with me are in the position of looking for suitable jobs while pursuing further education and staying with their families. My own mother has been looking for a job for the past year, with little success. To put it succinctly, there aren't many options out there.

You're aware that Publix is generally regarded as an extremely pleasant place to work, aren't you?
http://fortune.com/best-companies/publix-super-markets-67/

 

[Connor Bible]

Avg. base pay (hourly) $26378.00
Avg. extra compensation (hourly) $2640.00
Total pay (hourly position) $29018.00

I'm fucking joining.

 

[CatParty]

I'm fucking joining.

Would they take a lying slimy fat weasel like you?

 

[Ti-99/4A]

I'm fucking joining.

Good for you if you do, but I won't believe it until you have your mommy take a picture of you in your uniform.

 

[DN 420]

I'm fucking joining.

Congrats on finally finding the courage to apply to work at a grocery store, dude.

 

[Connor Bible]

Good for you if you do, but I won't believe it until you have your mommy take a picture of you in your uniform.

Better yet, I'll take a pic with my tablet and send it to ya when I get the job.

 

[CatParty]

Better yet, I'll take a pic with my tablet and send it to ya when I get the job.

Kill yourself

 

[registereduser]

when I get the job

You don't know that that's going to happen.

 

[Count groudon]

Well, this should be fun.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

You're aware that Publix is generally regarded as an extremely pleasant place to work, aren't you?
http://fortune.com/best-companies/publix-super-markets-67/

The thing about Publix, though, is that they pride themselves on their impeccable customer service. "You mean I have to bag the groceries, THEN push them out to the car, too? Fucky you, do it yourself!"

I'm fucking joining.

I fucking doubt it.

Better yet, I'll take a pic with my tablet and send it to ya when I get the job.

when

Optimistic rating just wasn't sarcastic enough.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

The thing about Publix, though, is that they pride themselves on their impeccable customer service. "You mean I have to bag the groceries, THEN push them out to the car, too? Fucky you, do it yourself!"

You also have to clean bathrooms, mop the floors and return the grocery carts from their parking lot corrals in the hot hot sun and the wet wet rain.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

@Connor Bible future over night toll booth attendant

 

[Ruin]

@Connor Bible future over night toll booth attendant

Can he fit in the booths?

 

[Cosmos]

Do you think Connor has more Autistic or Optimistic ratings at this point? Because honestly all of his posts deserve both.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Do you think Connor has more Autistic or Optimistic ratings at this point? Because honestly all of his posts deserve both.

So your saying we need a Connor rating?

 

[Dr. Meme]

I'm fucking joining.

you know thats the yearly amount not what they pay you per hour

 

[José Mourinho]

So your saying we need a Connor rating?

If there was one how about a sticky lint rating

 

[EI 903]

If there was one how about a sticky lint rating

Thinking about doing it but never actually getting around to making one would be the most Connor thing to do. That's his rating, the empty space next to the actual ratings.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

If there was one how about a sticky lint rating

I was thinking just a image of his head, that way we can rate other cows "Connor" as well.