Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Rabbit Bones]

"I need to create a child"

NO, YOU DON'T

 

[QueenBurritoSupreme]

"I need to create a child"

NO, YOU DON'T

If you point out that he couldn't support one, he'll just tell you that you're sexist for not realizing that his 16 year old child bride is the one who is going to work while he stays home with her parents an the baby all day.

 

[SheWolfOfWA]

Some more Gems.. And his court docket.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Who is Suzanne? His mom, I assume?

 

[SheWolfOfWA]

Ha! She is one of his "older exes".

 

[on a serious note]

I agree with this wholeheartedly. I cannot stop watching this guy. His thought processes (or lack thereof) are incredibly interesting, because they're just so alien to the rest of us.

 

[DrJonesHat]

@SheWolfOfWA have you actually met Lucas in real life?

 

[SheWolfOfWA]

@SheWolfOfWA have you actually met Lucas in real life?

I have watched him in real life from a far (I don't want him to know who I am). It's not hard to find him. He's either at the mall or the library.

Lucas watching a group of high school girls.

 

[on a serious note]

Lucas watching a group of high school girls.

Oh yeah this will totally end well

 

[DrJonesHat]

@SheWolfOfWA is he as creepy and overbearing towards young women in real life as he is online or does he just stare from afar?

EDIT: So you were behind the Joy Baker catfish?

 

[Someone in a Tree]

So I'm guessing Mr. Werner thinks he's Mr. McConaughey.

 

[Sarcastic Username]

Now there's a bald spot you can see from orbit.

 

[Enjoy your spaghetti]

If you put a picture of Steve Brule in there instead, I'd totally buy that as one of his quotes.

 

[SheWolfOfWA]

@SheWolfOfWA is he as creepy and overbearing towards young women in real life as he is online or does he just stare from afar?

EDIT: So you were behind the Joy Baker catfish?

He's quietly creepy around town. He just stares at underage girls and leaves those scary handwritten notes around town. And yes. That was me.

 

[QueenBurritoSupreme]

@SheWolfOfWA, I'm glad you brought up the MRSA and the DA with the SS. XD

Also, you should totally snag those notes around town.

 

[SheWolfOfWA]

Also, you should totally snag those notes around town.

Next time I'm downtown I totally will. I brought up Willow as well but he just gave the same old stories.

 

[DrJonesHat]

He's quietly creepy around town. He just stares at underage girls and leaves those scary handwritten notes around town. And yes. That was me.

Which one was Willow again?

 

[SheWolfOfWA]

Which one was Willow again?

The 15 year old

 

[DrJonesHat]

How the fuck did he not get arrested for that or at least get his ass beat by an angry father/mother/family?

 

[Adamska]

Says the entitled schizophrenic who is literally filled with rot.