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I find it interesting that he wants to sound like a good person/potential father but only describes the (probably fictious) actions of other people, not himself as a person. There's a red flag for you...
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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I find it interesting that he wants to sound like a good person/potential father but only describes the (probably fictious) actions of other people, not himself as a person. There's a red flag for you...
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This guy is going to die a virgin, and his grave will read:
"God damned #classist #sexist millenial girls #FeelTheBern"
Does he realize that he's actually the textbook example of the creepy entitled guy? When all the girls reject your fat, creepy ass, maybe the problem lies with you.
Also, sure the police like you. Suuure.
"God damned #classist #sexist millenial girls #FeelTheBern"
Does he realize that he's actually the textbook example of the creepy entitled guy? When all the girls reject your fat, creepy ass, maybe the problem lies with you.
Also, sure the police like you. Suuure.
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I regards to him bugging me after someone and I were joking about his nasty ass MRSA lesions on his page. This is well after the fallout. I can't post screenshots because my name is ALL over it and I'm too lazy to edit them.
My name is Lucas Werner. I've been in housing transition since October. I was waiting on a group home, but the housing authority deigned that I was too healthy in Thurston County. Since October I've slept on the street for 40 nights. I initially didn't want to check into Salvation Army because I'm a heterosexual ally of the same sex marriage debate, but I was dying, so I checked in where I waited for notification from group housing, who again, deemed that I was too healthy. Then I missed a meeting and lost my bed.
I stayed with a friend for a week after giving him $500 to stay at his place for a month. He harassed me because of a difference of beliefs, he harassed a woman I was interested in so bad she moved to Boston. Then he turned around and got a no contact order against me after he provoked me so bad that I decided to leave Olympia for Coeur d'Alene because I met someone else after Daniel harassed Rachael so bad she left Olympia.
I had been sleeping on the street for 3 nights. I got some money out of my DSHS account. I've actually saved up quite a bit of money. My plan right now is to meet with my girlfriend here in Coeur d'Alene on Saturday, take her to dinner and look for either a room mate situation here in Coeur d'Alene or an apartment with Joy after I transfer to direct deposit at DSHS sometime this week, but until then, I'm low on funds, need a place to stay, don't have great lease history because of noisy house guests I tried to help in their times of need who showed me nothing, but disrespect and I don't want to go back to Olympia just to sleep on the street and to be harassed by a manipulator the Olympia police don't like by the name of Daniel Campbell. He banned from Olympia Transit Center.
I don't feel safe in Olympia. I've given away 25% of my income a month to help the homeless with groceries. I've found no love from any woman in Olympia in 4 years, despite my best laid plans. I came to Coeur d'Alene to start a new life. I am an atheist. I support Bernie Sanders. I have spent my entire life doing the right thing. I think the epitome of evil is going behind other people's backs to sabotage and to make their hard lives worse. You had no right to make my personal business public to Joy. I hope you think about what you have done and spend the rest of your life trying to correct your evil ways.
Feel The Bern,
Lucas Werner
What he sent to a mutual friend:
So, QUEEN BURRITO SUPREME wrnt brhind my back and talked to Joy about the MRSA. I gate that bitch with all my life!! How dare her!!! She had no right to get involved!!! Fuck her!!!
But none of them got it!! I hate busy bodies. If QUEEN BURRITO SUPREME was a man I'd punch her in the face.
If I see QUEEN BURRITO SUPREME, I'll fist fight her.I've never wanted to punch a woman in the face before QUEEN BURRITO SUPREME.I'll knock that woman's lights out. It's a good thing she's states of seperation away. I'm mad enough right now to roshambo a female with bare knuckles. A line was crossed here.i didnt lose my virgity untill I was 30!!! why is she ruining my life?This is what I looked like at the end of those 40 nights. Nose badly swollen sensitive to the slightest touch, grizzled facial hair, sunken eyes, close to breaking down in tears. My head felt like an ice cream headache. It didn't matter. On principle, I was at the point of wanting to die. God didn't pull me through. I did. It's like a survival instinct kicks in. I had had enough. 40 nights. Seemed biblical enough to draw a line in the sand against prejudice.
(Lucas never makes sense)
Sorry for the random dump, I just wanted to highlight that he has only been sexually active for 1 year in his 36 years of life and he really has only had Suzanne as a girlfriend.
My name is Lucas Werner. I've been in housing transition since October. I was waiting on a group home, but the housing authority deigned that I was too healthy in Thurston County. Since October I've slept on the street for 40 nights. I initially didn't want to check into Salvation Army because I'm a heterosexual ally of the same sex marriage debate, but I was dying, so I checked in where I waited for notification from group housing, who again, deemed that I was too healthy. Then I missed a meeting and lost my bed.
I stayed with a friend for a week after giving him $500 to stay at his place for a month. He harassed me because of a difference of beliefs, he harassed a woman I was interested in so bad she moved to Boston. Then he turned around and got a no contact order against me after he provoked me so bad that I decided to leave Olympia for Coeur d'Alene because I met someone else after Daniel harassed Rachael so bad she left Olympia.
I had been sleeping on the street for 3 nights. I got some money out of my DSHS account. I've actually saved up quite a bit of money. My plan right now is to meet with my girlfriend here in Coeur d'Alene on Saturday, take her to dinner and look for either a room mate situation here in Coeur d'Alene or an apartment with Joy after I transfer to direct deposit at DSHS sometime this week, but until then, I'm low on funds, need a place to stay, don't have great lease history because of noisy house guests I tried to help in their times of need who showed me nothing, but disrespect and I don't want to go back to Olympia just to sleep on the street and to be harassed by a manipulator the Olympia police don't like by the name of Daniel Campbell. He banned from Olympia Transit Center.
I don't feel safe in Olympia. I've given away 25% of my income a month to help the homeless with groceries. I've found no love from any woman in Olympia in 4 years, despite my best laid plans. I came to Coeur d'Alene to start a new life. I am an atheist. I support Bernie Sanders. I have spent my entire life doing the right thing. I think the epitome of evil is going behind other people's backs to sabotage and to make their hard lives worse. You had no right to make my personal business public to Joy. I hope you think about what you have done and spend the rest of your life trying to correct your evil ways.
Feel The Bern,
Lucas Werner
What he sent to a mutual friend:
So, QUEEN BURRITO SUPREME wrnt brhind my back and talked to Joy about the MRSA. I gate that bitch with all my life!! How dare her!!! She had no right to get involved!!! Fuck her!!!
But none of them got it!! I hate busy bodies. If QUEEN BURRITO SUPREME was a man I'd punch her in the face.
If I see QUEEN BURRITO SUPREME, I'll fist fight her.I've never wanted to punch a woman in the face before QUEEN BURRITO SUPREME.I'll knock that woman's lights out. It's a good thing she's states of seperation away. I'm mad enough right now to roshambo a female with bare knuckles. A line was crossed here.i didnt lose my virgity untill I was 30!!! why is she ruining my life?This is what I looked like at the end of those 40 nights. Nose badly swollen sensitive to the slightest touch, grizzled facial hair, sunken eyes, close to breaking down in tears. My head felt like an ice cream headache. It didn't matter. On principle, I was at the point of wanting to die. God didn't pull me through. I did. It's like a survival instinct kicks in. I had had enough. 40 nights. Seemed biblical enough to draw a line in the sand against prejudice.
(Lucas never makes sense)
Sorry for the random dump, I just wanted to highlight that he has only been sexually active for 1 year in his 36 years of life and he really has only had Suzanne as a girlfriend.
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I thought the real reason he left Olympia is because the police were looking into him after he solicited a 15 year old.
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He flip-flops but I think he wanted to leave anyway because of the possible trouble he was in over that kid and the chick who catfished him which is the foremost reason. I think we covered this.
Also, looks like Lucas lost his backpack and now he has nothing but the clothes on his back and his Kindle. He'll start begging for money in DMs now.
Also, looks like Lucas lost his backpack and now he has nothing but the clothes on his back and his Kindle. He'll start begging for money in DMs now.
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Because getting a job is not what any self respecting human being needs to do.
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I think everyone has, at some point, told him to get a job. He is adamantly against it citing that him being a welfare leech is better for the economy than working and anyone that works is a republican.
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He's like a Republican strawman of a liberal brought to life.
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He really is the epitome of "dirty liberal". Lucas Werner's face should be next to the definition if it is ever added to any sort of dictionary. (With his death by suicide or SWAT team cited underneath.)
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In other words, he has been buying himself groceries.Lucas said:
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Christ, this sounds like the delusional ramblings of a serial killer's diary. Well, at least he hasn't killed anyone yet.
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This is possibly the best argument for going against my own political beliefs to vote Trump out of spite.
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I'm thinking that we should introduce this bloke to Julie Terryberry. They'd get on like a house on fire. (Sirens, screams, people running for their lives, smoke and the sounds of mass property damage....)
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I love how he keeps changing the age preferences of any potential mates. First it was 16 to 22, then 16 to 25, then 18 to 25, then 18 to 30, now 18 to 29. WTF, Jackass. . . Oh, and you KNOW he still wants a 16-year-old or a 15-going-on-16-year-old. He just can't say it publicly anymore or he'll get run out of yet another town. Nasty SOB.
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Wern should consider forming a tag team with David "Clit Biter" Willis.
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This is the scariest thing I've read on this site. It's even worse than the guy who's married to the My Little Pony. Ugh. I think I became asexual just reading that.
If he has that effect on women, no wonder he can't get laid!
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He creates an anti-erotic field whenever he says something or posts something I've noticed: literally any amount of lust in the room dies a violent death. He is that unfuckable.
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It seems as though Lucas has been introduced to the farms, you illiterate trolls. No wonder he was extra crabby on his other profile. I'm sure a long, redundant fit is coming soon.
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