FIGGIN Repulsive Phil claims people have sex with him - A-logs CWC

[Psycho]

 

[wagglyplacebo]

Gross!

 

[Hyperion]

Oh yeah I'm sure that unwashed hobos are very successful sexually.

 

[cumrobbery]

Chris gets all the sex

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[4Macie]

Random status update out of left field there, Phil. An hour ago you were talking about how you may or may not confirm that you may or may not have bought a gun.
Unless this is his way to stop people from comparing him to Chris now that Chris is going in for his second name change.

 

[Handsome Pete]

Why do we even bother pointing out that Phil is fat and none of us would have sex with him if people won't even listen?

 

[Hyperion]

Why do we even bother pointing out that Phil is fat and none of us would have sex with him if people won't even listen?

He's not fat, he's aggressively obese. I would not have sex with him.

 

[Bassomatic]

Prove it Phil.

 

[Cthulu]

Does being figged count as sex or medieval torture?

 

[TrippinKahlua]

He probably does it with Jordman a lot, roleplaying as if they were George and Lenny.

I dont see any other person having sex with him.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I'm pretty sure Christine goes for quality over quantity Phil. I mean really you bumped uglies with Joker faced Phoenix.

 

[Adamska]

Chris is less laughable in bed than you Mr. Babydick who shits own pants when exposed to dick.

 

[Positron]

Does being figged count as sex or medieval torture?

Either way he is not getting any.

 

[Adamska]

Either way he is not getting any.

Nowadays he sure as fuck isn't. Chris can actually talk to human beings in social environments without being seen as a subhuman monster too.

 

[Sanshain]

Awful cybersex with annoying w.e.e.n.s doesn't count.

 

[KatsuKitty]

y'know, we did have someone here admit it, so it's not exactly false

 

[Don't Call Anybody]

It's almost amusing that Phil thinks his genitals can reach past his gut, let alone into another person..

 

[TheMightyMonarch]

Unlike ADF, you can't get AIDS from having sex with Chris.

 

[Prince Omicron]

unlike CWC...people will

So Phil is saying CWC won't have sex with him?

 

[Ti-99/4A]

Claiming to get raped by hobos every other month doesn't count.