Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 52 16.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.4%

  • Total voters
    319
IT'S A METAPHOR! Totally not a veiled violent threat, guys...


Anyway, here is the Wednesday Megan Fox Show chat. Less exciting drama in this one, so no real highlights I found. Pretty tame, but a few sexting nerds and few phantom Cynthia sightings.

Caught up now on the archives... Now I sleep... after a tech update...


Got the code for the V 1.2 update compiled. Going to wait until the weekend to test it. I have to take Panoptes offline to do the update, so I will wait until the lull of the weekend and then do it. If all goes well, this weekend we will have reply threading (with replied-to image links) and rudimentary timestamps.

After that, I think I will look for a way to go back and grab archives.

I also am going to try to acquire a cheap, used computer that can just run Panoptes 24/7 without tying up my main workstation. This will let me test code during the week without losing the archive.
For the love of Christ, the Internet and Nick's Locals' retardation... (replying to this bc your larger posts doesn't let me - not sure what that's about)

1) I've never doxed anyone - not even close.
2) There can be no "sightings" of me because I've barely been there (yes, I do have access) but have been deprogramming from the cult. (Not a joke, actually. ) Any detractors who are there are not me but, please, go forth!

Finally, Himeall, you're doing amazing work here. The ArtFiles are hilarious. Can we make a new word for him? SuperheroHypocriteArtholeface? Hope you're uploading the historical chats. That's where the real messes were.
 
Heads-up that 'Stalker' is another good keyword to search in these logs. In a display of Potterhead behaviour, they seem to not wish to name the thing they dread. Weird flex, but alright.. We will learn your cant and codes...
I can't quote the original post or the subsequent post so will piggyback here.

First Chat.
Screenshot 2023-02-03 000652.jpg


Second Chat

Looks like Art the Cow had a lot to say in that one. Hopefully he keeps his promise of not posting his wife's shit smeared ass.
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For the love of Christ, the Internet and Nick's Locals' retardation...
"Cynthia" is no longer a person. Cynthia is now the objectification of a hostile and destructive force in the Kingdom of Nick.

Cynthia can be summed up as 1) a principle of evil independent from Nick, 2) an aspect of Nick, 3) a created being turning evil (a fallen locals member), and 4) a symbol of human evil.

Cynthia is an existential threat to everything they hold sacred. Cynthia is all-powerful and can take on any form at will. People in locals chat will constantly be found who are Cynthia, have been corrupted by Cynthia or are in danger of falling into Cynthia-ism. Emergency measures will constantly be found necessary to save locals from Cynthia.

"Cynthia" is now the "created" satan of Nick's followers. Its no longer a dispute in a locals forum. Its a battle between good and evil that will never end.

Nick turned and said to Cynthia, “Get thee behind me, Satan! You are a stumbling block to me; you do not have in mind the concerns of Nick, but merely human concerns.”
 
For the love of Christ, the Internet and Nick's Locals' retardation... (replying to this bc your larger posts doesn't let me - not sure what that's about)

1) I've never doxed anyone - not even close.
2) There can be no "sightings" of me because I've barely been there (yes, I do have access) but have been deprogramming from the cult. (Not a joke, actually. ) Any detractors who are there are not me but, please, go forth!

Finally, Himeall, you're doing amazing work here. The ArtFiles are hilarious. Can we make a new word for him? SuperheroHypocriteArtholeface? Hope you're uploading the historical chats. That's where the real messes were.
Cynthia,

Do you know much about Robin_Fox? I found his thirtposts the most interesting considering he was wearing panties in some of them....

Trying to figure out the Rekieta group dynamics that would lead to that.
 
IT'S A METAPHOR! Totally not a veiled violent threat, guys...


Anyway, here is the Wednesday Megan Fox Show chat. Less exciting drama in this one, so no real highlights I found. Pretty tame, but a few sexting nerds and few phantom Cynthia sightings.

Caught up now on the archives... Now I sleep... after a tech update...


Got the code for the V 1.2 update compiled. Going to wait until the weekend to test it. I have to take Panoptes offline to do the update, so I will wait until the lull of the weekend and then do it. If all goes well, this weekend we will have reply threading (with replied-to image links) and rudimentary timestamps.

After that, I think I will look for a way to go back and grab archives.

I also am going to try to acquire a cheap, used computer that can just run Panoptes 24/7 without tying up my main workstation. This will let me test code during the week without losing the archive.
You could run it on a virtual machine if you can't find a cheap box.

Me personally I use a combination of TightVNC and Mouse without Borders to control multiple workstations. Having multiple computers is a force multiplier.
"Cynthia" is no longer a person. Cynthia is now the objectification of a hostile and destructive force in the Kingdom of Nick.

Cynthia can be summed up as 1) a principle of evil independent from Nick, 2) an aspect of Nick, 3) a created being turning evil (a fallen locals member), and 4) a symbol of human evil.

Cynthia is an existential threat to everything they hold sacred. Cynthia is all-powerful and can take on any form at will. People in locals chat will constantly be found who are Cynthia, have been corrupted by Cynthia or are in danger of falling into Cynthia-ism. Emergency measures will constantly be found necessary to save locals from Cynthia.

"Cynthia" is now the "created" satan of Nick's followers. Its no longer a dispute in a locals forum. Its a battle between good and evil that will never end.

Nick turned and said to Cynthia, “Get thee behind me, Satan! You are a stumbling block to me; you do not have in mind the concerns of Nick, but merely human concerns.”

I AM CYNTHIA!

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"Cynthia" is no longer a person. Cynthia is now the objectification of a hostile and destructive force in the Kingdom of Nick.

Cynthia can be summed up as 1) a principle of evil independent from Nick, 2) an aspect of Nick, 3) a created being turning evil (a fallen locals member), and 4) a symbol of human evil.

Cynthia is an existential threat to everything they hold sacred. Cynthia is all-powerful and can take on any form at will. People in locals chat will constantly be found who are Cynthia, have been corrupted by Cynthia or are in danger of falling into Cynthia-ism. Emergency measures will constantly be found necessary to save locals from Cynthia.

"Cynthia" is now the "created" satan of Nick's followers. Its no longer a dispute in a locals forum. Its a battle between good and evil that will never end.

Nick turned and said to Cynthia, “Get thee behind me, Satan! You are a stumbling block to me; you do not have in mind the concerns of Nick, but merely human concerns.”
Maybe a more apt comparison based on the hysteria

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I can't quote the original post or the subsequent post so will piggyback here.

First Chat.
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Second Chat

Looks like Art the Cow had a lot to say in that one. Hopefully he keeps his promise of not posting his wife's shit smeared ass.
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Panzerdood sure talks a lot. Made me curious to see what kind of words he uses most often. Here are the top 30 most frequently used words from him with frequency. He sure likes using "coomie" to no surprise as the top chatter. Coombrained chat indeed.

Code:
[('u', 74),
 ('is', 68),
 ('thin', 62),
 ('ice', 54),
 ('i', 50),
 ('the', 46),
 ('a', 44),
 ('coomie', 30),
 ('nick', 30),
 ('on', 29),
 ('!!', 29),
 ('to', 26),
 ('so', 26),
 ('no', 26),
 ('it', 22),
 ('not', 19),
 ('was', 19),
 ('ur', 19),
 ('or', 18),
 ('chat', 18),
 ('oh', 18),
 ('im', 18),
 ('that', 17),
 ('and', 17),
 ('for', 17),
 ('me', 16),
 ('like', 15),
 ('this', 15),
 ('rite', 14),
 ('in', 14)]
 
Panzerdood sure talks a lot. Made me curious to see what kind of words he uses most often. Here are the top 30 most frequently used words from him with frequency. He sure likes using "coomie" to no surprise as the top chatter. Coombrained chat indeed.

Code:
[('u', 74),
I know shorthand is usually good in a fast moving chat, but if you use "u" for "you", kill yourself.
 
Panzerdood sure talks a lot. Made me curious to see what kind of words he uses most often. Here are the top 30 most frequently used words from him with frequency. He sure likes using "coomie" to no surprise as the top chatter. Coombrained chat indeed.

Code:
[('u', 74),
 ('is', 68),
 ('thin', 62),
 ('ice', 54),
 ('i', 50),
 ('the', 46),
 ('a', 44),
 ('coomie', 30),
 ('nick', 30),
 ('on', 29),
 ('!!', 29),
 ('to', 26),
 ('so', 26),
 ('no', 26),
 ('it', 22),
 ('not', 19),
 ('was', 19),
 ('ur', 19),
 ('or', 18),
 ('chat', 18),
 ('oh', 18),
 ('im', 18),
 ('that', 17),
 ('and', 17),
 ('for', 17),
 ('me', 16),
 ('like', 15),
 ('this', 15),
 ('rite', 14),
 ('in', 14)]
Interesting. Wonder what the word list would look like for all users.
 
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Also, they are in-person attending church:

View attachment 4362936

I am not one to shame, but I hope that he takes something away from the attendance.

Playing some catch up. Why do you think he means in person? Did he state that it was in person? He's talked about attending church before, but they gather to pray before the cathode ray.
 
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The copesplaining continues, this time over his interview.

No one's saying you should know everything because you're a lawyer, Balldo, but when you know you're gonna be interviewing the guy whose case basically got you on the wider map, you think you'd do some, I don't know, research?
You think Tom Snyder would have risked looking like an idiot when he interviewed Manson by having to ask, "Uh hold on a second, who's Tex Watson?" or "you're gonna have to run that by me again, Helter what? Like the Beatles song?"
You make enough to hire a fucking researcher if you didn't have time between drinking and Balldoing our wife.
"I didn't check because I didn't care" and thats why you're a shit interviewer you drunken cuck.
 
0:25: "Kiwifarms is an inclusive and a safe space for trans and minorities"

I've seen at least two gay people in his den of autism say this is the least homophobic forum they've been a part of.
There's two ways to joke about this really.
Everyone on kf is a giant faggot anyway etc.
Something something LGBs are all bigots.

The truth is, kf is just not not a tranny infested purity spiral hugbox so we have homos, homophones, trannies and faggots alongside the people who do not give a fuck because they're here to laugh at cows.
 
"Cynthia" is no longer a person. Cynthia is now the objectification of a hostile and destructive force in the Kingdom of Nick.

Cynthia can be summed up as 1) a principle of evil independent from Nick, 2) an aspect of Nick, 3) a created being turning evil (a fallen locals member), and 4) a symbol of human evil.

Cynthia is an existential threat to everything they hold sacred. Cynthia is all-powerful and can take on any form at will. People in locals chat will constantly be found who are Cynthia, have been corrupted by Cynthia or are in danger of falling into Cynthia-ism. Emergency measures will constantly be found necessary to save locals from Cynthia.

"Cynthia" is now the "created" satan of Nick's followers. Its no longer a dispute in a locals forum. Its a battle between good and evil that will never end.

Nick turned and said to Cynthia, “Get thee behind me, Satan! You are a stumbling block to me; you do not have in mind the concerns of Nick, but merely human concerns.”
Cynthia is Nicks Ahriman. The Angra Mainyu of Locals. The Adversary.
:story:
Nicks chat are in no way histrionic bitches.
 
"Cynthia" is no longer a person. Cynthia is now the objectification of a hostile and destructive force in the Kingdom of Nick.

Cynthia can be summed up as 1) a principle of evil independent from Nick, 2) an aspect of Nick, 3) a created being turning evil (a fallen locals member), and 4) a symbol of human evil.

Cynthia is an existential threat to everything they hold sacred. Cynthia is all-powerful and can take on any form at will. People in locals chat will constantly be found who are Cynthia, have been corrupted by Cynthia or are in danger of falling into Cynthia-ism. Emergency measures will constantly be found necessary to save locals from Cynthia.

"Cynthia" is now the "created" satan of Nick's followers. Its no longer a dispute in a locals forum. Its a battle between good and evil that will never end.

Nick turned and said to Cynthia, “Get thee behind me, Satan! You are a stumbling block to me; you do not have in mind the concerns of Nick, but merely human concerns.”
Sounds like a Rekieta Law Creation Mythos

"In the begining there was only coom..."
 
Sounds like a Rekieta Law Creation Mythos

"In the begining there was only coom..."
In the beginning was the Balldo, and the Balldo was with man and the Balldo was man.
And the web was without form, and void; and prudishness was upon the face of the deep. And the Balldo man moved upon the cloud.
And the Balldo man said, Let there be COOM: and there was coom.
And the Balldo man saw the coom, that it was good: and the Balldo man divided the coom from the prude.
 
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