FIGGIN Repulsive Phil claims people have sex with him - A-logs CWC

[女鬼]

Chris's anime body pillows see more action than Phil ever will.

 

[sugoi-chan]

"I have more sex than a fat, balding, autistic tranny who lives in filth. That makes me better than him."

Is that a statement to be proud of, Phil?

 

[Alex Krycek]

Phil confirmed for Gift Giver.

 

[tweaker the cat]

Hey Phil: people don't want to have sex with a man who doesn't wipe his ass, doesn't shower, doesn't wear underwear, and wears leather pants. You haven't had sex since I made the mistake of calling you my fiance, because crying yourself to sleep under a bridge with cheese in your mouth and ginger in your ass doesn't count.

 

[The Dude]

Well no one is going to stick their dick in the ass of someone who never wipes, and Phil's dick is too small to penetrate a human being, even if they were willing...so I guess Phil must be fucking stray animals he finds under bridges. And since animals cannot give consent, that means Phil isn't having SEX with said stray animals and is more accurately RAPING those stray animals. Phil confirmed for just another white, male, rapist.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Hey Phil: people don't want to have sex with a man who doesn't wipe his ass, doesn't shower, doesn't wear underwear, and wears leather pants. You haven't had sex since I made the mistake of calling you my fiance, because crying yourself to sleep under a bridge with cheese in your mouth and ginger in your ass doesn't count.

#shotsfired

 

[MrsFrizzle]

"I have more sex than a another fat, balding, autistic tranny who lives in filth. That makes me better than him."

Is that a statement to be proud of, Phil?

Fixed that for you.

 

[Dr. Joel Fleischman]

Eyeball-fucking random dudes on the bus doesn't count as having sex, Phil.
Grabbing someone's penis then shitting your pants doesn't count as having sex.

But I'm sure you get laid all the time. Way to be a top-notch sex-haver, dude!

 

[Dain Bramage]

Chris never assaulted his mother.

 

[Count groudon]

Well looks like Phil managed to get his hands on a poor squirrel.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

Example of his recent sexual conquests.

https://kiwifarms.net/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F5HIWzpU.jpg&hash=3f4f5ffc11c637681f3692e4dfb9ee13

 

[Alex Krycek]

Chris never assaulted his mother.

There was consent to that spooning. Doesn't count as assault.

 

[3rd Continuance]

Phil confirmed for Gift Giver.

A bugchaser would get more bugs than they were bargaining for after bumping uglies with Phil.

Little-known fact: Phil and his possessions comprise the second-most biodiverse region in California, hosting twice the number of species to be found in the Napa Valley.

 

[Kumquat]

I'm sure he'll get all the sexy lesbian wimminz now that he has a gun. That makes him like a badass now, right? :V

 

[Meme Loving Fuck]

Uh... those aren't people, Phil.
I've seen what Phoenix looks like.

 

[CWCissey]

Unlike CWC, we don't believe people would have sex with you Phil.

Say what you want, but prozzies are people too.

 

[AnOminous]

Chris confirmed for having sex, unlike the virgin Phil. Nobody wants to have sex with a guy who shits himself when he gets excited.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Possible dog fucker approval?

 

[Fallensaint]

Example of his recent sexual conquests.

https://kiwifarms.net/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F5HIWzpU.jpg&hash=3f4f5ffc11c637681f3692e4dfb9ee13

I'd hit it.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Phil, you're so full of shit you're cheesy.