🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Lidl Drip]

I came to the Netherlands to smoke weed cause I know they are all about dat 420 noscope blaze it life and nothing is open at 3am?!?!?! Like I can not even find the local Walshart to restock on 6 gallon buckets of Mayonnaise and Kraft singles??!!! Literal shithole country I can't believe they live like that! I asked some dumb ass blonde 6 foot whore why nothing is open and she squatted down to explain to me some bullshit about workers rights and minimum wage so I called her a dumb hole and kicked her in the shins. Just hire some Mexicans to work the night shift, how bout dat? Clearly everyone here is unintelligent. She wanted me btw.

 

[AIKA]

Calling the Netherlands a shithole when you were born and raised in discount store Memphis sure takes balls.

Then again, it's the same fat fuck who should be thankful everything was closed because most shops won't sell you shit if you look like a troublemaker.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Oh shit, Ralph just owned the entire Netherlands with this move:



His suffering will show THEM who’s the Ralphakaren!

 

[Heed Not]

Wtf did I miss, wasn't he in Rome with his wife? Why and when did he decide to fuck off to Amsterdam and try to spite-loiter in the cold? Where's his family?

 

[AIKA]

Wtf did I miss, wasn't he in Rome with his wife? Why and when did he decide to fuck off to Amsterdam and try to spite-loiter in the cold? Where's his family?

Most flights back to JFK are handled from Schiphol. Maybe he's also flying KLM.

 

[AnOminous]

Oh shit, Ralph just owned the entire Netherlands with this move:

He should write the Netherlands a bad Yelp review, I hear that really intimidates them.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

He’s not at all worried about his daughter in that weather. His daughter who was grossly underdressed and clearly miserable during the soccer game. He’s complaining about how he can’t find weed and mooch off free stuff.

What a piece of shit

 

[AltisticRight]

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This is just sad.

Morbidly obese drug addict takes 70 hour vacation to Europe during coldest month of the year, is surprised to find the weather is cold, starts hollerin' in the airport that "da Mack-donuhldz" isn't opened yet. I honestly can't think of a more white trash existence.

This honestly reads like some kind of inspect element crap by an ayelawg to project exaggerated and absolutely horrific Amerimutt stereotypes onto Ethan.

Complaining about no McDonald's so he can stockpile processed goyslop? How is this a real tweet? That's how we mock Americans here, McDonald's, guns, and fat. Too bad Ethan Ralph is a violent felon and cannot own a firearm, for the benefit of himself and anyone around him of course.

 

[Freeman]

Who's he spiting by staying in the airport? His kid?

 

[MeltyTW]

Oh shit, Ralph just owned the entire Netherlands with this move:

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His suffering will show THEM who’s the Ralphakaren

The Dutch, not big fans of the Killstream it seems. Also this really seals the deal on ralph having actual brain damage for me, I can't imagine anyone besides an actual lobotomized retard thinking that people making decisions for places they don't even personally go to would be owned by him and his family freezing to death. May really is a complete moron letting him call the shots when his brain is literally rotting out of his skull

 

[Elmo]

This honestly reads like some kind of inspect element crap by an ayelawg to project exaggerated and absolutely horrific Amerimutt stereotypes onto Ethan.

Complaining about no McDonald's so he can stockpile processed goyslop? How is this a real tweet? That's how we mock Americans here, McDonald's, guns, and fat. Too bad Ethan Ralph is a violent felon and cannot own a firearm, for the benefit of himself and anyone around him of course.

Pretty sure he's only upset about not being able to find a cup of coffee but I could be wrong.

Did he even bring his family with him to NL? Maybe that kept him from seeking out hookers.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

Going to give Gunt a pass on this one if I had to be stuck with the Dutch for several hours nevermind 11 I'd be hollerin too.

 

[AltisticRight]

Pretty sure he's only upset about not being able to find a cup of coffee but I could be wrong.

Did he even bring his family with him to NL? Maybe that kept him from seeking out hookers.

Yeah, that's basically it. I just found it funny how his thought instantly went to McDonald's.
They're probably stopping over at the Netherlands. To Ethan Ralph, the quality of an entire city is based on two or three factors. 1) if he can get weed at 9pm and 2) if he can get coffee at 6:40 am, maybe 3) if the airport has air conditioning turned to maximum during midnight.

There are plenty places in Amsterdam that are opened at 6am where coffee can be purchased. He's just seething and refuse to walk a little.

It just reads like a massive fucking baby throwing a tantrum because mama won't buy the toy he wants. In Ethan's case, his mama is fucking dead.

 

[Blitzsneed]

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dude weed lmao, maybe he will holler less now.

 

[HackerX]

Most flights back to JFK are handled from Schiphol. Maybe he's also flying KLM.

Yeah, KLM is a Delta Partner.

Also people that trave frequently typically, have access to various lounges at Airports and that airport surely has several.

Most will have a buffet of sorts, free cheap liquor/beer, and all will have their own heating. There's rooms where you can effectively sleep on a couch actual rooms for sleeping which is a godsend at times. The man of luxury known as Ralph probably didn't think about this, much less has he ever stepped foot in one.

Tl;Dr If he wasn't poor white trash, Ralph, his man-wife, and child could burn a few hours as painless as possible while waiting to board.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Oh shit, Ralph just owned the entire Netherlands with this move:

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His suffering will show THEM who’s the Ralphakaren!

What is this fucking moron talking about? Schipol has heat, in fact they announced turning it down ONE whole degree because of the gas shortage. Ralph obviously had a 12 hour plus layover and figured he’d just use Schipol as a flop but they haven’t made it very comfy for the fat Amerimutt. He obviously thought if he had a long layover in Amsterdam he could get totaled blitzed for the flight back to NY, but that’s not the case. Now he is throwing a tantrum because a long layover at Schipol sucks just like any other airport layover.

I can only imagine what a great time Pantsu is having shivering with a nine month old baby in their Mexican clothes. She can enjoy a 12 hour plus layover in Amsterdam, then look forward to another 12 hours to NY, then another layover at JFK, then another 8 hours to Mexico, then customs and then they get a four hour drive on Mexican highways back to the Airbnb! She and Rozy must be having a fantastic time.

She can’t be too concerned about herself and Rozy though, Gunt is angry Schipol’s terminals didn’t have a weed cafe and an array of hookers a few meters from his arrival gate and needs comforting. Maybe he can send Pantsu and Rozy out to get him coffee and weed.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

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dude weed lmao, maybe he will holler less now.

It’s not 1995. Nobody thinks videos of a fat guy smoking weed in Amsterdam is cool or gives a flying fuck. But at least we know Ralph was willing to put Pantsu and his infant daughter through a really shitty 24 hour detour just so he could smoke a joint in Amsterdam. It’s so different from all the joints he’s been smoking for the last fifteen years!

I bet they didn’t get a hotel room. Ralph made Pantsu and Rozy stay at the airport for 15 hours just so he could go smoke a bowl.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

Ralph is of course stupid and incompetent enough to lose his own luggage, but I wouldn't discount the possibility of him intentionally throwing it out (with Amanda and Rozy's clothes inside) when his whore wife "betrayed" him.

 

[AnOminous]

Yeah, that's basically it. I just found it funny how his thought instantly went to McDonald's.
They're probably stopping over at the Netherlands. To Ethan Ralph, the quality of an entire city is based on two or three factors. 1) if he can get weed at 9pm and 2) if he can get coffee at 6:40 am, maybe 3) if the airport has air conditioning turned to maximum during midnight.

Ralph is a stupid brain-damaged fuck. Airports are cold (and always have been) because they're one of the primary disease vectors in the world. The cooler it is the less long pathogens persist. Also the colder it is, the less likely a fat pig like Ralph is to stroke out from the stress of carrying his Gucci fag bag, or whatever brand it is.

Incidentally this is why you always pack a sweater even if you're going to Hawaii.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Ralph is of course stupid and incompetent enough to lose his own luggage, but I wouldn't discount the possibility of him intentionally throwing it out (with Amanda and Rozy's clothes inside) when his whore wife "betrayed" him.

Ralph was too cheap to check a bag, which is why he lost his only bag clothing at JFK after having to rage pig at the whore. Even while she was being humiliated by a fat drunk husband in JFK Pantsu had enough wherewithal to run off with her luggage and diaper bag. Unfortunately she was still too stupid to pack appropriate clothes for winter in Europe.