DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[FadeIntoBolivian]

Phil is such a fuckin loser man, lol. 40 years old, drinking alone in your room, ranting about how other streamers are shills and your content is "meaningful" because you constantly badger your dozen or so mentally disabled followers for money instead of having a company pay you. As if any game isn't getting dropped instantly if it doesn't pay him like $30+ an hour in dentbux, no matter how much he likes it.

 

[Taube]

My god. It looks like the bottom two-thirds of his face, from his cheek flaps down to his double chin, are special prosthetic make-up effects. Like for a movie. Like Colin Farrel in the last Batman movie. Like if you just look at the eyes you can almost see the real person underneath the prosthetic. His face doesn’t look real.

Autism is a hell of a drug.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

DSP uploaded a side-by-side video for Dead Space.

DSP's old belligerent commentary side-by-side with modern boring low energy DSP's commentary.
There's a part where old DSP is yelling some terrible joke and at the exact same spot modern DSP just goatlaughs.

Incredible. He's evahlved since then.

Feel like I have schizophrenia. My god man there's like 4 voices all coming in at once.

 

[Freedom Fighter]

"Realism" this, "realism" that.

Go outside and stick your face in the grass if you're concerned about realism Phil.
If anything we should be complaining about how unrealistic your expectations and lifestyle are.

I would not pay to see him stream some Escape from Tarkov. That level of realism is totally right up his alley.

 

[Super Dent Head]

I would not pay to see him stream some Escape from Tarkov. That level of realism is totally right up his alley.

He needs to play Insurgency Sandstorm. The time to kill is basically non-existent. You hit someone with a bullet, they die, no mag dumping a single guy. Plus, friendly fire is always on so people could grief the ever-living fuck out of him.

 

[Draventren the Squeakuel]

That Max Dude rant was something. I don't have skin in that race, don't particularly care about Max, and if DSP quit the internet tomorrow, I'd still hangout on this board to read you retards speculate <3

But holy shit that was hard to watch. That was one of the most bitter and jealous rants I've heard from Phil in a while. It was only like 10 minutes and I had to take a break during it because it was so toxic. Buddy is seething that other people are doing/have done sponsored content. Then saying dumb shit like how he's not shitting on Max, while he just spent minutes ranting about it, and saying its the people riding Max's dick who are the problem because they're defending him for being a shill which Max is allowed to be it's not a problem, but it's a problem to support him if he's doing it?

Phil, get help. Anyone else here too, if people doing something as banal as getting paid to play a video game by the devs bothers you to the point of that much anger, you should talk to someone. That's not a healthy attitude to take.

 

[Very Honest Content]

This is real art from Phil's prestream slideshow. You can see the growth of his nose through these pictures, but the last picture in particular is startling. Not only is his nose bigger and droopier (which i suppose is to be expected) but the front of his nose has become very bulbous and round in just the past couple years.

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Is there an actual date chronology for faces of devolving Phil left to right? 200...whatever to what, 2022 on the right here? 25 or whatever year old dsp into 40 year old bum beggar?

 

[tzgnilki]

That Max Dude rant was something. I don't have skin in that race, don't particularly care about Max, and if DSP quit the internet tomorrow, I'd still hangout on this board to read you retards speculate <3

But holy shit that was hard to watch. That was one of the most bitter and jealous rants I've heard from Phil in a while. It was only like 10 minutes and I had to take a break during it because it was so toxic. Buddy is seething that other people are doing/have done sponsored content. Then saying dumb shit like how he's not shitting on Max, while he just spent minutes ranting about it, and saying its the people riding Max's dick who are the problem because they're defending him for being a shill which Max is allowed to be it's not a problem, but it's a problem to support him if he's doing it?

Phil, get help. Anyone else here too, if people doing something as banal as getting paid to play a video game by the devs bothers you to the point of that much anger, you should talk to someone. That's not a healthy attitude to take.

small PL trigger warning

love watching maxashillion when a new fighting game is out, he theorycrafts the meta and gets his chat involved, whereas DSP needs a secret behind da scenes guide on whatever max has already figured out, and some how it morphs into "they figured out how to master the lag, the devs are morons", and "japanese gamers are xenophobic to the west, why are you not supporting the stream, i'm having fun, it's not me or the game"

and the king of hate vs max saga has got me thinking, how many other prominent youtubers, businesses, or even people in general have risen, fallen, and risen again-can we consider DSP's approach to be similar to the taliban, who just held W until the enemy left

Spoiler: SPOILER (part meme, part serious)

BISMILLAH

LINK if anyone wanted to watch it, inshallah

in reality, DSP just wants to own some marketshare of max's audience cause he thinks they both produce the same content, but DSP's content should deserve more "x", cause *insert any generic shil burnell cope rant*

 

[00R-Gundam]

in reality, DSP just wants to own some marketshare of max's audience cause he thinks they both produce the same content, but DSP's content should deserve more "x", cause *insert any generic shil burnell cope rant*

Lets all put our Conspiracy-Caps.

As i read this something clicked. I think dsp wants to emulate Maxdood since max is basically the good timeline dsp. Except Maxdood has everything that dsp wishes he had: A family, income, passion, no begging, physically better, an actual son, Has hair, etc. So your post does make sense. Problem is why would anyone want to downgrade from Maxdood to dsp, If you're watching Max is for his fighting game content, if you go to dsp all you'll see is excuses, complaining and whining. With dsp you'll never get the insight and knowledge that max brings to the table. The only way dsp would ever grasp such an audience is if he actually commits and tries to actually play fighting games and learn them so that he can gain knowledge of them, but that would never happen cause commitment and effort isn't in dsp's dictionary unless its attached to a money sign and even then, he will fuck it up just like any endeavor before it.

Conspiracy- cap off.

Have a nice weekend gents and happy-late 10 year kiwi anniversary!

 

[Inafune Fanfiction]

I would not pay to see him stream some Escape from Tarkov. That level of realism is totally right up his alley.

It would be more watchable than his begzone streams where even he is sick of the game at this point. Not as fed up with it as he was final fantasy "i hate this fucking game" 7.

 

[ZehnBoat]

i feel "unrealistic" is phil's way of playing down his "online" excuses, especially after that time he stopped himself from complaining about "online" when he was playing an offline game

he still has "suddenly the server connection is bad, only for me, right when i'm doing bad" but that's about it
phil still thinks the world is out to get him

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

Phil, this one is for you, from the bottom of my heart: You need to have the white coats come get you!

 

[Iron Hamster]

Shorts wagequit incoming:



$.01 per 1,000 lmao

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Shorts wagequit incoming:

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$.01 per 1,000 lmao

That won't even get me a $16.51 wrassle pack dood!

 

[JackoVerde]

dsps life is an enigma
if you wrote a book about this guy and his exploits, people would call it unrealistic
he was in trouble, and then luck saved his ass, until he got in trouble and luck saved his ass, then he declared bankruptcy on 14 lines of credit and then a global pandemic happened that saved his ass
in any other time he would have been in trouble for batantly lying on his bankrutpcy forms

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Shorts wagequit incoming:

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$.01 per 1,000 lmao

Less than $500 for 40 MILLION views! You know he was thinking those would pay his 5-figure tax bill! That's funny. I knew it had to be bad when so many YouTubers immediately jumped on that train when they first came out and quickly noped out saying shorts were only good for reaching people who've never heard of you but even then they could hurt your engagement (although I'm not really sure how but did hear that from more than one person).

 

[UaineRunei]

That won't even get me a $16.51 wrassle pack dood!

Exactly. Thanks a lot, DasBoSchitt

If the next short you edit doesn't get a few million views just don't even bother editing another one. Morahn.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchats (sorry the delay...Testing a new thing.)

 

[Agent Proper]

I can't wait to hear his cope today about getting pennies for each short. Watch his enthusiasm over shorts disappear faster than Khet's DoorDash dinner. He will double down on his "bounty" style khantent, and push out his DSP Reacts trash.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Uh oh looks like Twitter is down how are the whalechairs going to get the call to COMESWINGBY for some FUN CHILL PAHSITIVE SNOWKARLSHUTTHEHELLUPABOUTMUHWIFEITSNONEOFYOURBUSINESS now? That aside that Max rant really showed a tell tale sign of Piggys mentality in how he just went zero to bitter fat polack mode faster than a Bugatti and how there was little to no typical piggy conjunctions of um and okay. Max and his success and likeability by his peers and audience lives on a whole block of the kahndo community that is Daves psyche and they do so rent free and have loud parties until all hours with dogs off of leashes and charcoal grills cause they can get away with it.