Inactive Chelsea Lawrence / TanzChelsea - Munchie kicked out of two hospitals, home care and multiple treatment teams; Flagged and blacklisted by EPIC; Munched Herself to Death

[Say What Now?]

Interestingly I had these saved before the school discussion. I was looking more at what the school's reputation was for their music/theater since she claims to hang with the elite. University of Northwestern St Paul is a Christian college. An established one, not fly by night, or even a lame "fundie" school. Billy Graham actually spent his early years as it's president. So I can give her a little credit with her minor in "Bible." I didn't see the music or theater program on any lists of great ones in the country or anything though. Minneapolis has more live performance theaters than anywhere outside of the coasts and is very well known in the theater circuit. If she was a great as she claims, she'd be in it even in it's smaller theaters.
Image heavy on mobile, sorry.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

She's a miserable lying bitch. "I'll try to get them on camera" is crap. Someone with PERM has inducible myoclonus, that means all she needs to do is have someone aim a damn camera at her leg and have someone tap it with a reflex hammer (or honestly anything, practically anything with a little mass to it will trigger it). With something that is inducible, you don't have to try, you just have to fucking do it. Given how often this bitch is recording things on her phone, this is not a difficult thing to do.

Excuse you, she's very busy not eating or drinking and doesn't have time to induce her very real, entirely legitimate myoclonus, you hater!

 

[For The Internet]

Excuse you, she's very busy not eating or drinking and doesn't have time to induce her very real, entirely legitimate myoclonus, you hater!

I love that she clearly doesn't understand myoclonus at all. Hopefully she reads here and realises it can be induced, because I will be so sore if she doesn't post a video of her trying desperately to recreate the completely involuntary and very distinctive spasms. She doesn't even remember that her muscles are supposed to be rigid during her stiff attacks because she's too focused on doing sadface and her on her speech, so good luck with replicating myoclonus convincingly. I'm sure she could manage to fool normies on tiktok but she can't bullshit the autistic force of nature that is kiwi farms. Even if you have never seen myclonus you can just look at videos on youtube and you'll understand why it's so hard to convincingly fake.

I'm sure Chelsea is going to claim she was sent home to die, is too complex, all the usual malarkey. Much rare, such unicorn.


Just an observation based on my time as an actor:

I've never heard an actual working professional actor describe themselves as "freelance". In the industry freelance is basically a nice way of saying 'can't get an agent'. No aspiring actor would ever choose to not have an agent. Usually the first step towards becoming a working actor is to audition for agencies to get representation, preferably a dedicated acting agency rather than a talent agency (where they have other kinds of performers like dancers, and models). You can absolutely go through trade papers and even local papers to find open casting calls and attend those, but you typically use them as a step towards getting an agent. Once you get an agent, they'll send you to castings that aren't open to everyone. Agents are there to send you on as many castings as possible, and a good agent will send you on anything you remotely fit the bill for. Good agents will organise your headshots and any put together any footage that might be sent out. You might not even have to attend an audition to get a part if your agent is sending out demos of your work.

Generally, in my experience, when you encounter a person online who claims to be a freelance actor but doesn't list any projects, they've only ever done extra work. Usually if they have any credited roles to their name (even if it's something like acting in an amateur youtube short film) they're willing to list them. So if you have a person who isn't holding back the names of projects to protect their anonymity and can't point you towards any credited roles, and is still claiming to be a freelance actor, 9/10 times the work they've done is extra work. That's assuming they're not just 100% full of shit.

tl;dr; Chelsea wasn't able to get an agent and any work she's done has been as an uncredited extra. It's possible she had an agent at one point, didn't get any work, and was subsequently dropped but having seen her act, my money is on her never having had one at all.

 

[A tree]

Come on Bitch let's see that Twitch.

 

[Salazzle]

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"go to this link, it's so informative, educate yourself, blah blah blah..."

No, thanks, Chelsea, I prefer not to get my medical information from proven munchie liars, nor anyone they refer me to...

And how is it your thooper-thpeshull tubes do keep getting broken I wonder? Could it, mayhap, be something to do with yanking on them to make idiotic videos to prove the 'haters' wrong? Oh, and you "hung out with 'elites'"? If you ever hung out with anybody (kek), the keyword there is "hung", past tense, as you had to fake sick to stay home with mummy wiping your arse cos nobody there could stand you.

The only elite you are, Chelton, is an elite idiot.

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When she says "wait..." after talking about getting her shit together, do ya reckon she means literally, after she flung it around 'cos she's tantruming about the mean old internet?

El and Gemma see you just fine there, Mrs Fat Pudge, just absolutely fine...

edit for rogue comma

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

So she's gone silent, trying to really sell the "I'm Dying" schtick?

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

So she's gone silent, trying to really sell the "I'm Dying" schtick?

Hope did the same thing

 

[ShmeedlesMcGee]

This dumb faker never experienced real pain before. No one in real pain has any time for social media shit.

She wants to be in pain so bad, then may she legit get kidney stones or shingles or arthritis.

 

[Smellee Cat]

So she's gone silent, trying to really sell the "I'm Dying" schtick?

She went silent because she got called out in comments about not actually dying. She’s gone through and deleted (or reported) most, if not all negative comments from the recent posts.

Chelton thrives on internet attention. My call is, she’s just saving up more milk in her massive udders.

Don’t forget, the MAYOR of Minnesota Coming to her rescue.

 

[lolnah]

She went silent because she got called out in comments about not actually dying. She’s gone through and deleted (or reported) most, if not all negative comments from the recent posts.

Chelton thrives on internet attention. My call is, she’s just saving up more milk in her massive udders.

Don’t forget, the MAYOR of Minnesota Coming to her rescue.

Plot twist: the mayor of Minnesota is Jim Metokur who is actually dying faster than Chelsea

 

[GenociderSyo]

• 2/3/2023
  • "Lacey" is posting this.
  • January 13th Chelsea was rushed to the hospital.
    • Supposedly her oxygen was tanking in the EMS ride and they thought she would not make it to hospital.
  • She had a pastor called in.
    • "This particular pastor was part of Chelsea’s continuing awakening to faith. He also inspired part of Chelsea’s passion to help those disadvantaged; it was part of her beginnings of her more vocal allyship for POC and LGBTQ+."
    • They laid hands and prayed for her in the ER for the medical system to not screw her over again.
  • She no longer eats and feels no hunger pains.
  • She no longer requires water because it makes her breathing hard.
    • But she will take sips of water sometimes.
  • She just sleeps now.
    • She is not coherent and does not know what day, time, where she is etc.
      • She sometimes thinks she is back to before she was sick.
  • Supposedly she is still in hospital and they are debating hospice.
    • She has already posted a video that proved to people she is home and fine she is trying to retcon this.
  • She has been on the brink of death many times.
    • This is different though, but she may turn it around!
  • "Again, I want to reiterate that comfort and pain control are top priority and her loved ones are fighting fervently for her. She wants and wanted dignity; her loved ones will accomplish that on her behalf. She is in good hands at this point. "

 

[Simon]

• 2/3/2023
  • "Lacey" is posting this.
  • January 13th Chelsea was rushed to the hospital.
    • Supposedly her oxygen was tanking in the EMS ride and they thought she would not make it to hospital.
  • She had a pastor called in.
    • "This particular pastor was part of Chelsea’s continuing awakening to faith. He also inspired part of Chelsea’s passion to help those disadvantaged; it was part of her beginnings of her more vocal allyship for POC and LGBTQ+."
    • They laid hands and prayed for her in the ER for the medical system to not screw her over again.
  • She no longer eats and feels no hunger pains.
  • She no longer requires water because it makes her breathing hard.
    • But she will take sips of water sometimes.
  • She just sleeps now.
    • She is not coherent and does not know what day, time, where she is etc.
      • She sometimes thinks she is back to before she was sick.
  • Supposedly she is still in hospital and they are debating hospice.
    • She has already posted a video that proved to people she is home and fine she is trying to retcon this.
  • She has been on the brink of death many times.
    • This is different though, but she may turn it around!
  • "Again, I want to reiterate that comfort and pain control are top priority and her loved ones are fighting fervently for her. She wants and wanted dignity; her loved ones will accomplish that on her behalf. She is in good hands at this point. "

Honestly, she is the worst munchie fiction writer on the planet. It's always the same shit, different day. Throw in an infection, 'sepsis', something other than dying once a week.

 

[ZB927]

• 2/3/2023
  • "Lacey" is posting this.
  • January 13th Chelsea was rushed to the hospital.
    • Supposedly her oxygen was tanking in the EMS ride and they thought she would not make it to hospital.

Chelsea says she records every ambulance ride because the meanie EMTs always beat her up do things to prove she's not faking. Post the video Chelsea.

Also, and I know this has been mentioned before, why would you call paramedics if you are DNR? What do they do for someone who's DNR with their oxygen tanking in the ambulance? They're not going to intubate and supposedly Chelton has oxygen at home so...?

 

[HarrietTubmansTittyFuckSu]

Oh dear god yesss. She’s stepping on the accelerator and I can’t wait to see what she leaves in her wake. She’s been dying of hunger and thirst for like a month now, but I’m sure that same magic keeping her alive made sure to keep her weight the same too

 

[lottalove]

She sometimes thinks she is back to before she was sick.

It's a miracle! lol

This would be the craziest twist: She tells everybody she's normal, behaves normal, because she is.
Doesn't want any help with nothing anymore.
Then everybody looks at her like she's so sick, she must be hallucinating!
For her own safety she gets sectioned. Stops attention seeking and acting badly online.
Finds another purpose in life.

 

[large_farva]

• She just sleeps now.
  • She is not coherent and does not know what day, time, where she is etc.

she sure is coherently monitoring comments on her videos, or at least it appears that way

 

[LonesomeDud]

This death by dehydration is taking forever. How much longer?

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

"He also inspired part of Chelsea’s passion to help those disadvantaged; it was part of her beginnings of her more vocal allyship for POC and LGBTQ+."

But Chelton, you're DYING, why give a fuck?
Vocal allyship, oh my sides.

Edit to add further mockery

 

[cicada cowboy]

But Chelton, you're DYING, why give a fuck?
Vocal allyship, oh my sides.

she is ("soon" to be was) such a good person with such a pure heart, that while she was suffering from such SEVERE agony at the hands of EVIL doctors, she still found it important to be in the know about the latest instagram infographics. very important work, such activism and bravery.

if she wasn't so clearly on the verge of "death", i'd petition to have her be the first living saint.

 

[Vibromatic Heart Bed]

Of course she thinks she needs a round the clock staff of nurses to care for her at home.

Ah yes of course... 24 hour nursing support is exactly what this brave warrior needs. Someone to rub her back, give her head scritches, wipe her poopy bum bum, and hold up her cell to record her 'spells'. And you most definitely require someone with an RN degree for this challenging work. It's not like you could hire a private PSW to perform these lifesaving tasks (cause why spend your own money when you could burden the healthcare system instead?)

The whole "I love nurses, I give them candies when they do nice things for me!" mentioned earlier, also makes me irrationally angry. Like nurses are parrots that you can reward with trinkets. It's so transparent, how dumb they think nurses are, that they don't think nurses can see right through these manipulative tactics.

Also your candies have been sitting in your disgusting bedside table, next to your moist c.diff saniwipes and used kleenexes, that shit's not going anywhere near my mouth

Spoiler: ketamine

I work in a hospital setting where ketamine iv infusions are routinely given. At lower doses it provides pain relief; at higher doses it provides analgesia + coma-tier sedation for ventilated patients. It's also given as a rapid IV push for conscious sedation during painful procedures, with an RN + MD + RRT at the bedside to monitor the patient's vitals and respiratory status. It's not the type of drug anyone should be getting outside of a hospital setting. Patients always tell me (at least the cognizant ones) that it gives an "out of body experience". Depending on the person, that dissociative effect can either be amazing or terrifying. I'm not at all surprised that Chelsea is the type of mentally ill person who likes to dissociate.