DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
UsedUp said:
And these are the categories one should think about in their personal lives when it comes to stress related eczemaView attachment 4418640
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>Home: One that's falling apart and its starting to take a toll directly or indirectly on dsp
>Family and Friends: Bro he has a wife and a cat that his son named japer. Friends? what are those?
>Personal Growth: Hes not the same dsp that he was....like a year ago or two...
>Creative Endeavors: The only thing creative is how he scams and any actual creative thing is made by dents/ironic fans
>Work, Career and school: He's a valedictorian dood! He has the best job, being a Gaymer. Hes a professional Begger Streamer.
>Money: Goes out on meals, buys games and lives in a gated community, yet he begs like his life is on the line.
>Spirituality: Nothing Found
>Social Interactions: Hes the most social person in the world, he interacts with his fans through a screen everyday! But dont you dare make him talk to people IRL.
>Intellectual Stimulation: He gets his info from twitter, nufff said.
>Physical Activity: He used to be a bodybuilder guuuuuys. He lifts milk gallons, goes on power walks and does 20 push ups in 20 seconds Of camera doooooooooood!
>Entertainment: IT'S WWE CHAMPIONS TIMEEEEEEE
>Romance: Guys, hes married, he's a matuur adult. He doesn't look at other woman IRL or in video games. Has a swimsuit model wife.
>Helping others and doing volunteer work: PFTTTTTTT HAHAHAHAHA DID YOU FORGET WHO THIS THREAD BELONGS TO?!
 
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Lord_Point said:
He said it today on the level 1 podcast. He has a new medical skin condition that is totally real and confirmed by his doctor on his day hauff. He mentioned wearing lotion gloves to bed as one of the treatments.
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My pet theory is bed bugs or carpet beetle larvae. Especially the latter is more common than people think and the populations can explode in cluttered slovenly homes but they are small and low profile enough to still not be noticed and the skin rashes they cause can easily be mistaken for something else.
 
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>i don't want to tell you about all the doctor visits that i have or the money i spent on medical shit


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Who would've thought that the tax saga is replaced with dermatologist bills.
It's like ross fucking rachel before she leaves for france and staying in jew york forever.
 
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SicknessForTheThiccness said:
Is he gonna go into this much detail on stream when he gets his eventual ED or swollen prostate treated?
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  • Live a ghoulish lifestyle
  • WebMD some shit and pick something.
  • Say you went to a dermatologist
  • Tells you he loves you and your content and your skin is the best shitty skin he has ever seen and tips you $10 on your day off
  • Get over the counter lotion anyway
  • Keep picking at your skin making it worse
  • Say you're making active changes
  • Keep eating shit for a diet, not drinking water and continue to binge drink while doing pulls
  • Make up some shit like you're Wolverine who adapted to cat dander
  • Make your tiny little skin rash issue like you're a hero for living through it

All while swiveling in your chair like a 5 year old hopped up on caffeine. Remember when he told his boss that he can't shave because he has senstitive skin, and that he's just not a lazy drunk who shows up late to work?

Phil, you're a dirty slob and this is all your doing.
 
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Skippy Shortbottom said:
  • Live a ghoulish lifestyle
  • WebMD some shit and pick something.
  • Say you went to a dermatologist
  • Tells you he loves you and your content and your skin is the best shitty skin he has ever seen and tips you $10 on your day off
  • Get over the counter lotion anyway
  • Keep picking at your skin making it worse
  • Say you're making active changes
  • Keep eating shit for a diet, not drinking water and continue to binge drink while doing pulls
  • Make up some shit like you're Wolverine who adapted to cat dander
  • Make your tiny little skin rash issue like you're a hero for living through it

All while swiveling in your chair like a 5 year old hopped up on caffeine. Remember when he told his boss that he can't shave because he has senstitive skin, and that he's just not a lazy drunk who shows up late to work?

Phil, you're a dirty slob and this is all your doing.
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-repeatedly drag back of hand across snotty nose like a 5 year old
 
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