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Tumblr sjws will become so hostile to their own kind the entire website will explode
Prediction thread
- Thread starter Hummingbird
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- Jul 12, 2014
- Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Hideo Kojima pools all of his money to make Quiet a character in the next five Super Smash Bros game. Then sends a video to every feminist geek culture website of him laughing on his deathbed.
- Shitty Webcomics makes a comeback that lasts barely a month when people realize that the ladies in those rape pics look a little too "realistic".
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Desperate for money after the failure of her Women in Gaming Tropes series, Anita Sarkeesian begins moonlighting as a professional dominatrix to pay the bills. All goes well for several years and she's quite successful until her client list is stolen by a hacker and big names in the MRA movement are revealed as long-standing clients of hers, notably Thunderf00t and Vox Day.
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-Feminists and SJWs everywhere discover that the band, Steel Panther (NSFW), exists and I get some popcorn to watch the mayhem.
-The Mary-Sue does an article demanding that Ink Master stops letting white, cishet, able bodied men win the competitions and have no more than three of these kind of people per season. Laughs are to be had by all.
-Clementine Ford will die just like this.
-The Mary-Sue does an article demanding that Ink Master stops letting white, cishet, able bodied men win the competitions and have no more than three of these kind of people per season. Laughs are to be had by all.
-Clementine Ford will die just like this.
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-In attempt to get some ratings, Doug Walker will do a massive film crossover involving both former and current members of Channel Awesome in a Battle Royale parody. And let's just say that all the deaths aren't fake.
-Despite getting an egg beater in his bag, Mike J wins the competition with five kills to his name (including zombie JewWario).
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To expand beyond their anime geek fanbase, the LeetStreet Boys will try to audition for America's Got Talent. No good will come from it.
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Justin Bieber will break free of his record label and start recording kvlt low-quality bedroom black metal under the name Northern Pariah.
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- Dolan Tramp becomes President and then executes Order 69 on the trannies. He then creates a peaceful empire out of the United States of A Murica and everyone lives happily ever after.
- Something about SJWs
- @Roger Rabbit returns and is crowned the new owner of the Farms.
- Shit happens
- Something else involving SJWs
- Brianna Wu joins the Wu-Tang Clan
- Chris lives to the ripe old age of 300 years old. Barb still manages to outlive him as nothing more than a mummified corpse.
- Tumblr triggers itself and dies
- This thread gets flooded with Autism
- Something about SJWs
- @Roger Rabbit returns and is crowned the new owner of the Farms.
- Shit happens
- Something else involving SJWs
- Brianna Wu joins the Wu-Tang Clan
- Chris lives to the ripe old age of 300 years old. Barb still manages to outlive him as nothing more than a mummified corpse.
- Tumblr triggers itself and dies
- This thread gets flooded with Autism
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But they'll all be clones of him.
- It will be revealed that Phelous and Obscurous Lupa have been married in secret for the last year or so and have been inviting Brad Jones for kinky threesomes.
- Four prison abolitionists will be found shot full of holes when the drug dealer they were hiding is revealed to be a deranged serial killer.
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H.P. Lovecraft rises from the dead and publishes a long lost book called "Call of the Millenials"
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-Germany becomes the capital of the Muslim world, and is renamed The Holy Islamic Caliphate of Germany.
-After becoming the final president of the United States, and first Emperor of the American Alliance, Donald Trump challenges Kim Jong Un to single combat over the title of Intergalactic ambassador of Earth. At first, the North Korean leader manages to best Trump and strike him down. Before he is able to celebrate victory, however, a resurrected Trump rides down on a beam of light with his holy surfboard from the heavens- back into the arena, more powerful than anyone can possibly imagine. He destroys his nemesis, and enjoys a millennia on his throne as God-Emperor.
-Valve never makes Half Life 3. Instead, they sell the rights to Bioware to make the long awaited sequel in their stead. The first thing Bioware does with the ip is remake HL2 for 'the CoD audience', written by Jennifer Hepler, where Alyx is a trans woman, and Breen is the only white man in the game. The dev team consists entirely of affirmative-action placed minorities. The game gets received poorly, causing Bioware to go on a(nother) tirade against 'Gamer entitlement' and never makes HL3.
-After becoming the final president of the United States, and first Emperor of the American Alliance, Donald Trump challenges Kim Jong Un to single combat over the title of Intergalactic ambassador of Earth. At first, the North Korean leader manages to best Trump and strike him down. Before he is able to celebrate victory, however, a resurrected Trump rides down on a beam of light with his holy surfboard from the heavens- back into the arena, more powerful than anyone can possibly imagine. He destroys his nemesis, and enjoys a millennia on his throne as God-Emperor.
-Valve never makes Half Life 3. Instead, they sell the rights to Bioware to make the long awaited sequel in their stead. The first thing Bioware does with the ip is remake HL2 for 'the CoD audience', written by Jennifer Hepler, where Alyx is a trans woman, and Breen is the only white man in the game. The dev team consists entirely of affirmative-action placed minorities. The game gets received poorly, causing Bioware to go on a(nother) tirade against 'Gamer entitlement' and never makes HL3.
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Tiring of the real world, a group of anarch-capitalists and a group of college protestors decide to create their own society only for both groups to realize they accidentally bought the same island. Screaming, slap fights and death by incompetence is had by all.
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Bravo picks it up as a TV show and it becomes a huge success.
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Venereal disease becomes the in thing among SJWs doing headcannons and character design. So prepare for pictures of herpes sores and hashtags called, #givespidermansyphilis.
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2017: Philip Haskins-Delici is found dead in rural Washington after a horrific figging accident. The reboot of Twin Peaks will somehow be involved.
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Well fuck me sideways like a Vietnamese chink.
Well then, I predict another mass shooting within this year, preferably within the next month or so.
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You know, I didnt expect to be right on the same prediction twice(more or less).
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Oh come on, we have mass shootings at least once a month now, you may as well have been cheating.
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- On April Fools, Gaben reveals that Half-Life 3 will be a Facebook game. Valve HQ gets besieged by a mob.
- Trump wins the presidency but dies of a heart attack right after the vote count.
- YandereDev finally gives up and disappears with his Patreonbucks after ordering a thousand of high quality sex dolls. He surfaces 10 years later after being arrested in Japan for rape.
- Alex C. Leal catches a fox and tries to fuck it, but gets bitten in the process. He dies of rabies.
- Trump wins the presidency but dies of a heart attack right after the vote count.
- YandereDev finally gives up and disappears with his Patreonbucks after ordering a thousand of high quality sex dolls. He surfaces 10 years later after being arrested in Japan for rape.
- Alex C. Leal catches a fox and tries to fuck it, but gets bitten in the process. He dies of rabies.