Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

From what I've seen of his past couple of shows (at least on YouTube, I have no idea about his faggot Locals hot tub homosexuality) he's trying to dial back the coomer shit and put on a show more like he used to, but as other people have said, it's too late for me. I've lost respect for him, and little things that I used to ignore now grate on me. He's not who he made himself out to be, and while I don't really care about his coomer shit other than to find it contemptuous, what I hate is hypocrisy.

Nick has two problems.

1. The coomer shit and hypocrisy caused his social credit score to nosedive even among people who liked him and stuck it out with him for years.

2. Leaving that aside, Nick has always had his share of critics on the Farms that have mocked his legal acumen, or lack thereof. People outside of Weebwars, and this thread, might not have seen it very clearly if they only haunted a few select pro-Nick threads (and this one used to be one of them). You can trace that all the way back to 2019, if not earlier, if you know where to look. There were actually a lot of people on the Farms that thought Weebwars was dumb, and the whole thing was a grift. The Farms was more split on Nick than I think a lot of people might realize.

Weebwars functioned as a bulwalk that blunted a lot of that, but Weebwars is pretty much over now. And it didn't exactly end on a high note. I highly doubt there's gonna be a sequel involving Nick and some other case that will cause an entire subforum to be created again. I don't think anybody around here in 2023 sees Nick as the credible lawyer they were hoping for back in 2019.

I think if Nick straightened out, he can still have a successful e-career. There's plenty of people who still like him. I don't think he's "ruined." That said, I do think his reputation is hosed as far as KF is concerned though. It might be a bit presumptuous of me, but I'm not feeling the "friend of the Farms" vibe from Null and others that I used to. It's feels more like "well, this ended in abject disappointment."

Remember that you don't have to be a utter failure to be a lolcow. There's plenty of financially successful lolcows, and Nick may very well continue to be one of them. You just have to be a person on the Internet that does stupid and criticism worthy shit that people can chew the fat over. That's Nick now.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Maybe he's just not really following the Catechism that well, this isn't rocket science dawg.

 

[Spaded Dave]

That leaves the question of which Lutheran church. There are three to choose from:
Green Lake looks way too tiny and odd.
Vinje seems too progressive.
That leaves https://faithspicer.org/ . I'm guessing it's that. Despite homeschooling they want their kids socialized and this Church is a force.

Based on the information we know so far I tend to agree on which church it is he likely attends. If we are correct, he is still not attending church services in person based on the recordings available on the Church's website. Or at least he and Kayla can't be spotted receiving communion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S43J00wyIFs

They also have a woman named Libbie who has colored Dreadlocks in charge of the "Seeds and Sprouts" program which is just too perfect.

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While looking for more details I stumbled upon Bob Rekieta's Youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@bobrek/videos

I'm in the process of archiving every video before it inevitably goes private but here's what I have so far. I'm not sure if there's anything of interest in there but I'll do a look through once I have them all downloaded:

Spoiler: Misc Videos

Spoiler: Kayla Singing

EDIT: Additional information linking Bob Rekieta to St Pius X (Referenced in one of his videos) as well as his Facebook page.

St. Pius X Alumni

Check this out! This new addition to our athletic case was painted by Robert Hurst, the official artist for the Texas Sports Hall of Fame, and donated by Bob '76 and Celeste Rekieta. The painting...

www.facebook.com

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Spoiler: First Class Troubles

 

[footballteam]

Based on the information we know so far I tend to agree on which church it is he likely attends. If we are correct, he is still not attending church services in person based on the recordings available on the Church's website. Or at least he and Kayla can't be spotted receiving communion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S43J00wyIFs

They also have a woman named Libbie who has colored Dreadlocks in charge of the "Seeds and Sprouts" program which is just too perfect.

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While looking for more details I stumbled upon Bob Rekieta's Youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@bobrek/videos

I'm in the process of archiving every video before it inevitably goes private but here's what I have so far. I'm not sure if there's anything of interest in there but I'll do a look through once I have them all downloaded:

Spoiler: Misc Videos

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Spoiler: Kayla Singing

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EDIT: Additional information linking Bob Rekieta to St Pius X (Referenced in one of his videos) as well as his Facebook page.

St. Pius X Alumni

Check this out! This new addition to our athletic case was painted by Robert Hurst, the official artist for the Texas Sports Hall of Fame, and donated by Bob '76 and Celeste Rekieta. The painting...

www.facebook.com

登录 Facebook

登录 Facebook，与好友、家人和认识的人分享和建立联系。

www.facebook.com

Spoiler: First Class Troubles

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If you look at 1:40 in this video

Kayla singing O Holy Night

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And look at the background and compare it to the pictures on their FB page

Looks like faith luthern is the correct church....

Edit:

Link to fb

https://www.facebook.com/faith.lutheranchurch.12

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick was raised Catholic but the Racketeers go to some wishy washy non-denominational thing, or they just watch it on tv. I'm assuming he switched for Kayla, but it could be they went to this place because Catholicism was cramping their style, and was probably closer to their house.

Re: Nick on religion. I remember one night he mentioned he thought the Catholics and the Protestants have it wrong. I’m genuinely interested in his theological views. So, if you’re reading Nick, I’d like to hear what your thoughts are.

When weak Christians say stuff like that, it generally means they have started interpreting the Bible in a way that justifies their lifestyle/worldview. So they don't feel called out by the pesky boundaries of the faith.

I imagine few churches in a rural area accept that level of hedonism from their members... if he is "watching church" still, my guess is that it's some church from the twin cities that is more supportive of "alternative lifestyles" and doesn't discuss sinful behavior.

He has talked about this a bunch in LOCALS, but they have a church like 10 minutes from their house that they used to go to, but there is on that is further (like 40 minutes?) that has the class, IIRC. He said so in the chat from which I posted the 'I am going to church' screenshot. If it was in an archive we have it, or it was the one right before Panoptes became conscious.

SO, Kiwi may have already figured much of this out but the Internet loves repetition... so I will go forth.

Also, these are PUBLICLY AVAILABLE docs. I spent less than 40 min on this. Church groups keep a lot on their websites. So, LOCAL DUMMIES, keep sperging - lol.

So, yes, Nick was raised Catholic. His parents still seem to contribute to the local Catholic church as of 8 years ago. https://content.parishesonline.com/bulletins/02/0397/20151004B.pdf (some kind of fundraiser ).
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He's got a lot to say about religion here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TO0nYpUA4lw&list=PLJdwBXWZFqz6Xber9R0y0hM3x8n03xCqa. He throws a lot of shade on Mormons and entertains the idea that Mary was raped. So, wow, there's that. Remember when Nick was open-minded and INTERESTING? Also, he's clearly converted to Lutheranism (Norweigen thing, for Kayla- it's not a secret). (Sorry, guys, I suck at clipping. The vid is a slog but it's all there.)

In Spicer/Willmar, he is part of a Lutheran crowd that genuinely does good works https://lcmwillmar.wixsite.com/lutherancampusminist. He was once (maybe still is) on the Board. This is from 2017/18. (I'd post the link for the flier for this info but the personal info on it.)
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Kids probably go here for camp - he whines about the pick ups/drop offs https://www.gllm.org/summer-camp.html - it's a pan-Lutheran thing. Checks out bc there are limited cabins and he's bitched about that.

That leaves the question of which Lutheran church. There are three to choose from:
Green Lake looks way too tiny and odd.
Vinje seems too progressive.
That leaves https://faithspicer.org/ . I'm guessing it's that. Despite homeschooling they want their kids socialized and this Church is a force.

Random nothing but this amused me:
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Edit: A few. Boomering here.

Good work! Don't worry about posting doxxes. Just redact what you want and don't post the rest. No one will know, and you will get less people angry over blue-balling info.

Just some minor critiques:

Use an archiver like Ghost Archive or Archive.md to create archives of your links. This way if they DFE, we still have a copy that can be vetted.

Learning to clip videos and have them start at specific timestamps is something worth a quick internet search. On YT it is easy. The rest can come later, but there is usually a way to do it.

There are some how-to threads on the Farms on how to archive different things. worth a scroll when you have time.

So much for the daytime streams being still good, I turned on Rekieta about 30 minutes ago and there was some random woman I've never heard of in the midst of a Warski tier boxed wine incident as a guest. Any idea who the hell this person is?


I presumed that they went at some point to either the church her husband was a minister at or the church she was working at afterwards. The names of both are in Nick's motion for downward departure that Jennifer Fischer made her opinions of very clear.

I would be surprised if he went to an actual Lutheran church based on his idiosyncratic theological opinions that have apparently been posted here.


In middle-of-nowhere, MN? Probably not. He's more likely at a non-denominational place that doesn't care.

It is defo a non-denom, but I think the confirmation class is at a Lutheran. See above for more details, but he is definitely not attending Mass anywhere.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Leaving that aside, Nick has always had his share of critics on the Farms that have mocked his legal acumen, or lack thereof. People outside of Weebwars, and this thread, might not have seen it very clearly if they only haunted a few select pro-Nick threads (and this one used to be one of them). You can trace that all the way back to 2019, if not earlier, if you know where to look. There were actually a lot of people on the Farms that thought Weebwars was dumb, and the whole thing was a grift. The Farms was more split on Nick than I think a lot of people might realize.

I used to like Nick a lot, or who I thought Nick was, when he first started to ride his Balldo down the slope towards the cliff I laughed it off at first and told myself he was just being sarcastic, but then as it kept getting worse and worse, and his shows degenerated into more and more coomer bullshit there came a point where I just threw up my hands in disgust, but what really hammered the nails in that coffin was his reactions to what started as honest advice and concern, it made me start wondering if he wasn't putting on an act the whole time. Once you've lost respect its hard to get it back, seeing him turn into Jack Murphy 2.0 after how much he used to shit on people like he is now... about the only thing that could salvage it for now is an honest recognition and appraisal that at least he recognizes the problem, but I doubt he's gonna do it, the guys high of his own farts, and while he has a chat full of sycophants and weirdos yes manning him and greasing up his Balldo, he's like any addict at this point, he doesn't have a problem, the people noticing and telling him to pull up are just killjoys, or as Nick would say "Incels and Prudes" so it is what it is.
Its sad to see someone who was (generally, as you said a lot of people saw this coming a mile off or where never impressed with him anyway) once held in high esteem, get relegated to the herd, and I get why Nick is pissed at the Farms, but if he was thinking straight he'd realize we don't just shit on people for nothing, we don't make people lolcows, they do it to themselves.
Thats what makes any of the cows we follow so angry, because as much as they may deny, its their own actions that get them here.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Found this comment on the elissa clip on the rittenhouse interview:
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It almost perfectly sums up the issues with the interview. #5 is wrong as he simply did not properly hype it up or advertise.



You'll be temped to go out and grab a junker desktop or similar but i'd suggest looking for a used mini pc on ebay/amazon. https://www.ebay.com/itm/364131743898 Some of the newer ones can get to 10w but the one i linked is 65w. Desktops suck power and and it's overkill for a logger. Hell, even a raspberry pi would work but odds are you'd spend more on it and the case than a mini pc.

Picked a micro PC up today. Going to grab cheap peripherals off local swap meet this weekend, and I should be up and running by next week. Then I do not have to worry about accidently stopping the script. I did that by accident last night and missed 6 hours of chat logging, but I managed to get it started back up at the start of the day stream.

 

[Captain Manning]

All this talk about Lutheranism has me imaging a drunken angry Rekieta nailing his version of Die 95 Theses to door of his old church, and 90 of them have to do with the Catholic Church not appreciating Balldos and "fun."

#1 is probably along the lines of "something something prudish VOLcel Priests trying to cancel me 'n shit."

 

[Balldo's Gate]

If you look at 1:40 in this video

And look at the background and compare it to the pictures on their FB page



Looks like faith luthern is the correct church....

What exactly am I supposed to be looking at? I'm looking at the wood paneling in the back of the video and I am not seeing it at all in that Facebook photo you posted.

I also can't view any additional photos without a Facebook account.

Keep in mind that they are within a short drive of two larger towns and may well be going there.

I think if Nick straightened out, he can still have a successful e-career. There's plenty of people who still like him. I don't think he's "ruined." That said, I do think his reputation is hosed as far as KF is concerned though. It might be a bit presumptuous of me, but I'm not feeling the "friend of the Farms" vibe from Null and others that I used to. It's feels more like "well, this ended in abject disappointment."

Remember that you don't have to be a utter failure to be a lolcow. There's plenty of financially successful lolcows, and Nick may very well continue to be one of them. You just have to be a person on the Internet that does stupid and criticism worthy shit that people can chew the fat over. That's Nick now.

I'll skip over your comments about Weebwars because I'm an anime hater who did not follow that at all, except to catch up after the fact when I realized the case had been totally fumbled in a very funny way.

But... Dick Masterson is instructive here. This site has basically entirely turned on him, to the extent where I actually think some of the lines of attack on him are unfair. He has zero credibility left in "the sector" except for Ralph, who is too stupid to realize that Dick's guntguarding is ironic.

But he still makes a considerable amount of money, albeit considerably less than he used to.

I could see a similar trajectory for Rekieta. I do get the impression that Nick's super chat revenue has dried up to a greater extent (and in a shorter period of time) than Dick's Patreon revenue, but Nick also has recently added novel revenue streams in the form of Locals, the Rumble contract, and sponsorship deals, so the trajectories probably even out.

The problem for Nick is that whether he likes it or not, he did grift to people who got taken in by the trad posturing, and that genie is basically impossible to put back in the bottle. That'll be his main problem going forward. If his contract with Rumble is long enough, that may give him enough runway to pivot to the older and vaguely right-wing audience he appears to be targeting now.

 

[AnOminous]

I mean there's this one guy who loves John Goodman and he's a lawyer. What is the world coming too.

I believe I have pointed out that I am NOT a lawyer on multiple occasions. Please quit spreading this vile calumny.

Thats what makes any of the cows we follow so angry, because as much as they may deny, its their own actions that get them here.

The lolcow anger at the Farms is the rage of Caliban seeing himself in a mirror.

 

[Owlbear]

Nick would TOTALLY go to St. Barths! ...wait do they have a swinger's club on that island?

Only if you like swinging with little boys.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Based on the information we know so far I tend to agree on which church it is he likely attends. If we are correct, he is still not attending church services in person based on the recordings available on the Church's website. Or at least he and Kayla can't be spotted receiving communion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S43J00wyIFs

They also have a woman named Libbie who has colored Dreadlocks in charge of the "Seeds and Sprouts" program which is just too perfect.

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---

While looking for more details I stumbled upon Bob Rekieta's Youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@bobrek/videos

I'm in the process of archiving every video before it inevitably goes private but here's what I have so far. I'm not sure if there's anything of interest in there but I'll do a look through once I have them all downloaded:

Spoiler: Misc Videos

View attachment 4419409

View attachment 4419433

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View attachment 4419777

View attachment 4419773

Spoiler: Kayla Singing

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EDIT: Additional information linking Bob Rekieta to St Pius X (Referenced in one of his videos) as well as his Facebook page.

St. Pius X Alumni

Check this out! This new addition to our athletic case was painted by Robert Hurst, the official artist for the Texas Sports Hall of Fame, and donated by Bob '76 and Celeste Rekieta. The painting...

www.facebook.com

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登录 Facebook，与好友、家人和认识的人分享和建立联系。

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Spoiler: First Class Troubles

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Everything about these videos is so white.

Picked a micro PC up today. Going to grab cheap peripherals off local swap meet this weekend, and I should be up and running by next week. Then I do not have to worry about accidently stopping the script. I did that by accident last night and missed 6 hours of chat logging, but I managed to get it started back up at the start of the day stream.

Run it headless.

 

[Lord of the Pajeets]

So much for the daytime streams being still good, I turned on Rekieta about 30 minutes ago and there was some random woman I've never heard of in the midst of a Warski tier boxed wine incident as a guest. Any idea who the hell this person is?

She's a Dutch lawyer who is also a Kayla skinwalker. Even is Dutch like Kayla. She has been absolutely sloshed the entire stream.

 

[TheClappening]

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She's a Dutch lawyer who is also a Kayla skinwalker. Even is Dutch like Kayla. She has been absolutely sloshed the entire stream.

Her rack isn't bad

 

[feral cat #6385]

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She's a Dutch lawyer who is also a Kayla skinwalker. Even is Dutch like Kayla. She has been absolutely sloshed the entire stream.

i assumed it was some Locals urchin because there is no reason for here to be there. She is godawful.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Her rack isn't bad

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Did you accidentally attach the wrong picture? Because if not: "NIGGA WHAT?!"

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

 

[Scary Bread]

Her rack isn't bad

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Rackets, I thought you stopped reading this thread.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Dutch is clearly some sort of retard language.

 

[footballteam]

What exactly am I supposed to be looking at? I'm looking at the wood paneling in the back of the video and I am not seeing it at all in that Facebook photo you posted.

I also can't view any additional photos without a Facebook account.

Keep in mind that they are within a short drive of two larger towns and may well be going there.

There was a part where the camera panned and there was a part where you could see organ pipes behind them, that coupled with the screen position appeared to be the same as the Faith Lutheran.

Looks like I was wrong, though. Now that I'm looking at it on a monitor - the organ pipes are too low in the video. Ill keep looking to see if I can find it.