Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

[Procrastinhater]

Honest question: I read this lie infested smug shit and see how people are actually buying it and get so fucking MATI that I get Hakenkreuze in my eyes. How do you guys manage it to stay lighthearted and laugh at this shit?
Please tell me your secret.

I remember that this is a man who cut off his penis trying to chase his fetishes, and now by his own admission has to dilate his stinkditch in agonizing pain for hours every day.
And I remember this is a man who spends so much time seething at the continued existence of this site, his body has decided his eyes are the enemy and his immune system is literally eating his eyes before he reads something that gives him an apoplectic siezure.
I remember that, as slimy, lying, and conniving as he is, the reason he calls up women in the middle of the night to try and blackmail their husbands to take us offline, is that our shitposts cause this troonified eunuch fuck real physical pain.
And I remember that he is losing.
For all his attacks all he has done is made our site and our community stronger than ever, while nuking his own reputation so badly that he fled Twitter after even normies started to ask about his consent accidents.
I remember that its extremely likely, Ahriman willing, that this site will outlive his vision, until he has to fumble around trying to find his dilator in the dark while TTS reads our shitposts to him and a plucky robot with a British accent reminds him that he will never be a woman.

 

[AnOminous]

Honest question: I read this lie infested smug shit and see how people are actually buying it and get so fucking MATI that I get Hakenkreuze in my eyes. How do you guys manage it to stay lighthearted and laugh at this shit?
Please tell me your secret.

First, lose all hope.

 

[Wallace]

Honest question: I read this lie infested smug shit and see how people are actually buying it and get so fucking MATI that I get Hakenkreuze in my eyes. How do you guys manage it to stay lighthearted and laugh at this shit?
Please tell me your secret.

Try to get #Lugenpresse trending on Twitter.

 

[Pencil N5B]

> Boss music starts

Sorry Donger but when your idea of boss music is this faggot shit the effect isn't gonna be what you're aiming for.
Get fucked Dong, you lose.
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Gold.

 

[I Can Smell My Balls]

Honest question: I read this lie infested smug shit and see how people are actually buying it and get so fucking MATI that I get Hakenkreuze in my eyes. How do you guys manage it to stay lighthearted and laugh at this shit?
Please tell me your secret.

Eventually you'll realize that all these articles are pretty much exactly the same but with different subjects and details. The basic structure is that there is a stunning and brave person who is heckin' valid and perfect in every way. They are fighting against a group of (white supremacists/nazis/terfs/etc) who are "trying to kill them" or whatever made up bullshit is being claimed, but are actually just making jokes about them on an anonymous forum. The rest is just details that support those two points, and of course, there is never anyone who correctly states that if the subject would just not go on said forum, most of their problems would immediately disappear.

When you become enlightened, you don't care anymore, because it's just another episode of the same show. You see the mainstream media for what it is - a bunch of lying faggots that are incapable of being objective about anything. It becomes funny to see how far they'll go with their lies, about both the goodness of the hero and the wickedness of the villains.

First, lose all hope.

This is indeed the first step. The people that control the world have decided this is how it's going to be, and there's nothing we can do about it. So laugh! At the end of the day, he's still a man who chopped his dick off with a superman jaw and a kermit the frog voice. It's pretty funny if you don't think about everything else.

 

[Surfin Terf]

Honest question: I read this lie infested smug shit and see how people are actually buying it and get so fucking MATI that I get Hakenkreuze in my eyes. How do you guys manage it to stay lighthearted and laugh at this shit?
Please tell me your secret.

I honestly believe the tide is turning and I just look forward to that. Each time they push another of these lies it seems weaker and less effective than before.

Unfortunately, I don't think that they'll be held accountable for their crimes (way too many examples throughout history), but with these kinds of narcissists the fall from grace is just about the worst fate imaginable

 

[Jarolleon]

The only reason Indians do "tech" and calls is because greedy Microsoft decided it would be a good idea to outsource there in the 90s to cut costs.

This was a huge mistake in the timeline and Indians should have never gotten into the tech and customer service business, now we live in chaos where software is worse and less intuitive than before and you can't get anything done through the phone because some mongoloid with shitty telephone manners and English comprehension responds.

Hopefully more people are realizing their ineptitude in the office environment and that they are way more useful working in labor and architecture and the coding and CS shit should be left to those with tech and English literacy.


Fun fact: A lot of the companies from these areas actually outsource to Canada while they in turn hire Indian migrants. Whenever you call a company and bank, ask if they are in Canada, you'll be surprised how many of them are.

Really? I thought it was because they have a priest caste in need of some way to make money in the modern world, and corporate coding fits the old Brahmin skillset of reciting formulae quite well.

 

[Ghoulie]

I don't mean to be a buzz kill, so I'll make this request brief: can one of you niggers fucking archive shit on LinkedIn? I can't be the only one bearing witness to this shit in real time.

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Well, would you look at that. One of the 3 comments is from Laur Truman. Infamous "momager" of Lillee Jean who's known to false copyright strike youtubers (even minors) who have made videos on Lillee in order to get their dox from the appeal and then post it on Twitter (now suspended, though she has socks but shes laying low)

Amazing Laur has time to be involved considering she's currently being sued by the orthodontist she scammed into fixing Lillees teeth and dealing with her landlord evicting her.

 

[Jarolleon]

Honest question: I read this lie infested smug shit and see how people are actually buying it and get so fucking MATI that I get Hakenkreuze in my eyes. How do you guys manage it to stay lighthearted and laugh at this shit?
Please tell me your secret.

You use the eternal cope, best articulated by Tolkien when Sam sees a white star above Mordor: "In the end the shadow was only a small and passing thing, there was light and high beauty forever beyond its reach".

 

[Meat Target]

How do you guys manage it to stay lighthearted and laugh at this shit?
Please tell me your secret.

I read sentences like this one:

and get so fucking MATI that I get Hakenkreuze in my eyes.

I'm tearing up and my jaw hurts from a solid 5 minutes of guffawing.

Serious answer: you're in the right place. The best way to fight back against Clown World is to mock it.

Don't play by its rules. Kick down and use mean no-no words. Eunuchs in womanface who use emotional blackmail to make you pander to their delusions should be ridiculed, because they are being ridiculous.

 

[Geranium]

I gave Elliots book a read, and it's not bad at explaining some concepts present in silicon valley and corporate america as a whole. I wouldn't call it required reading for the beginning software engineer.

Do you mean Kris Nova's book "Hacking Capitalism"? Elliot's book is "Observability Engineering".

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Maybe he used a voice changer to sound like a real woman.

Maybe the CEO was a fan of the Muppets.

If he runs Honeycomb like the OP says, he has the same "fuck you" ultimate job security that Null does. Most people in the tech world fold to his threats easily because their entire livelihoods depend on the opinions of HR or executives, while in Null he's found a target just as independent and implacable as himself. Finding himself suddenly lacking the advantage which he has hitherto enjoyed he is furious, and does anything he can think of to avenge this slight.

So it’s narcissistic injury, gotcha.

Honest question: I read this lie infested smug shit and see how people are actually buying it and get so fucking MATI that I get Hakenkreuze in my eyes. How do you guys manage it to stay lighthearted and laugh at this shit?
Please tell me your secret.

Remember that he is not and never will be happy. He had all the advantages life could throw at him, and he’s so miserable that he’s going after us in the mistaken belief that if people can only say nice things about him, he will feel good. He won’t, though, because in his heart, he knows it’s all true. He’s unlikeable, he’s odd-looking, he’s a man, he’s a rapist.

 

[Temperance]

https://archive.ph/KhRBn

Elliot gets quoted in this article.

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To be fair, I do too.

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"Bogus rape accusations?" That's an odd way of spelling "overt admission of rape."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiwi_Farms
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Kiwi_Farms&action=history
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Kiwi_Farms#A_new_article_in_Mother_Jones

I don't know if it's been mentioned in this thread, but Liz Fong-Jones has a wikipedia editor account that was made back in 2005.
He replied in the talk page of the KiwiFarms wiki article encouraging people to add info from the poorly-researched Mother Jones hit piece. Nothing has been added (yet...), but I think this is something to keep an eye on.

 

[Balr0g]

Were the Chinese eunuchs always such power-hungry lying obnoxious short-sighted cunts? No wonder the Han dynasty fell.

When you can't get pleasure from your original sex then you seek other pleasure to fill the void. That'S why Eunuchs in China were described as cruel to their own kind. Also ancient Chinna had a saying "stinks like an Eunuch" because Eunuchs couldn't pee like normal men. So the term "stinkditch" is actually truer then you might think.

 

[macrodegenerate]

Do you mean Kris Nova's book "Hacking Capitalism"? Elliot's book is "Observability Engineering".

Hacking capitalism.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiwi_Farms
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Kiwi_Farms&action=history
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Kiwi_Farms#A_new_article_in_Mother_Jones
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I don't know if it's been mentioned in this thread, but Liz Fong-Jones has a wikipedia editor account that was made back in 2005.
He replied in the talk page of the KiwiFarms wiki article encouraging people to add info from the poorly-researched Mother Jones hit piece. Nothing has been added (yet...), but I think this is something to keep an eye on.

I archived it just in case. https://archive.ph/K9QXS#selection-8083.0-8083.29

 

[mailfrawd]

Honest question: I read this lie infested smug shit and see how people are actually buying it and get so fucking MATI that I get Hakenkreuze in my eyes. How do you guys manage it to stay lighthearted and laugh at this shit?
Please tell me your secret.

Despite this dude bloviating and bloodletting, he and his allies have brought more awareness to this site than ever before. Had it not been for the whole Keffels debacle, Rekieta, Louis Rossman, and LFJ himself, I would have never found or cared to look into this beautiful corner of the internet. As soon as I heard about Elliot though, I had to come check it out because reasons.

So that, my friend, is what keeps me lighthearted. Every time this idiot decides to open his upper stink cavity he's just bringing more awareness to himself and what appears to be last bastion of free speech on the internet. Bravo Elliot, keep up the good work. Faggot.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiwi_Farms
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Kiwi_Farms&action=history
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Kiwi_Farms#A_new_article_in_Mother_Jones
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I don't know if it's been mentioned in this thread, but Liz Fong-Jones has a wikipedia editor account that was made back in 2005.
He replied in the talk page of the KiwiFarms wiki article encouraging people to add info from the poorly-researched Mother Jones hit piece. Nothing has been added (yet...), but I think this is something to keep an eye on.

Even Reddit's very own /r/pol considered MJ to be an unreliable source, so why doesn't it surprise me that it's a trusted source on Wikipedia? Anyone with at least a shred of common sense should stay far away from his BLP page because it's a honey pot for harassment and outing those who oppose their disgusting cult. Maybe one day we'll be able to call him out on his absolute lack of notability, but not today. Dude caused some drama at a Big Tech company and cut his dick off, there's nothing special about him, at all.

FWIW, i've gone as far as to install an extension on my browsers to redirect any Wiki link to https://www.conservapedia.com instead, and have actively started to edit there under another pen name. Wikipedia is lost.

In other news, it appears that this was posted on HN, and has been subsequently ignored (the one comment is an archive link since it'll no doubt be taken down or edited in the future). No one cares anymore, Elliot. How sad.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

In other news, it appears that this was posted on HN, and has been subsequently ignored (the one comment is an archive link since it'll no doubt be taken down or edited in the future). No one cares anymore, Elliot. How sad.

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Even if people do care, what’s the point? It’s just the same shit they’ve already read. Like “Three people are dead!” “The same three people?”

 

[Kees H]

The fact that he calls taking this site down "his side-job" is fucking hilarious. Who could have known that sitting stuck in a loop of cope, seethe, dilate could be a side-job.

 

[AnOminous]

He replied in the talk page of the KiwiFarms wiki article encouraging people to add info from the poorly-researched Mother Jones hit piece. Nothing has been added (yet...), but I think this is something to keep an eye on.

Considering how utterly worthless and ignored the article was, it's a reasonable inference that it was literally just fabricated to put more lies on Wikipedia.

I'm honestly fine for Wikipedia continuing to be more and more obviously fake. Any credibility it had is damaged when it just hosts one-sided hit pieces on its political enemies and drops all pretense of being even a low-quality shitty "encyclopedia" any moron can edit.

We've seen the results of "an encyclopedia any drooling autistic mongoloid can spawn camp to keep an article full of lies."