Careercow Scott Raymond Adams / @ScottAdamsSays / “Real Coffee With Scott Adams” - The Washed Up Cartoonist Behind “Dilbert”, Creator of “The Dilberito”, Professional Bullying Victim, Political Grifter, Terminally Online Narcissistic Boomer, Divorced Twice, Is (Not) Glad His Stepson Overdosed. This is Not a Racial Politics Debate Thread

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If I was writing the Simulation I wouldn't make myself bald.

Musk confirmed for Simulation Author

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

Musk confirmed for Simulation Author

A CHALLENGER APPEARS

 

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A CHALLENGER APPEARS

If Ron Howard ran the simulation we'd have much better writing and plot.

 

[Schwarzwald]

If Ron Howard ran the simulation we'd have much better writing and plot.

Tough luck, because you're stuck with Great Value Ron Howard. It's Clint Howard pulling the strings as society's puppetmaster in the shadows, and always has been.

If you think deeply, everything begins to fall into place and makes perfect sense.

 

[Johnny Salami]

If I was writing the simulation

two chicks at the same time

 

[Angry New Ager]

His grandiose delusions are fascinating, but seriously, has he been tested for schizophrenia.

He's not schizophrenic. You don't have to be in order to live under the spell of delusional ideas. Adams is a Narcissist, and they're prone to magical thinking and solipsism, so that he believes he lives in a Simulation that he can control? That's just peak Narc—much like Karlyn Borysenko's belief that souls agree to incarnate here to have certain experiences, and therefore there is no good or evil because everything's been agreed to in advance; therefore her behavior is perfectly fine because that's what she's here to do, and if her enemies were as enlightened as she is, they'd know that.

If I was writing the Simulation I wouldn't make myself bald.

I wouldn't write in a thotty wife who I literally bored to tears in a livestream, and who ditched me as soon as I got done paying for all her flight training and pilot's license.

I also wouldn't have written in being proven wrong about Covid jab safety and efficacy, when a lot of my uneducated, unqualified inferiors saw the problems with it well in advance (and not by accident or lucky guesses).

If he's writing reality in the Simulation, he's doing a shitty job at it—which means he should keep on doing it, because it makes him such a magnificent lolcow.

 

[Prince Vegeta]

He's not schizophrenic. You don't have to be in order to live under the spell of delusional ideas.

But I bet it helps!

 

[A Happy Cheerful]

Something else I found, Scott believes he's living the plot of Bruce Almighty
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I guess we know who to blame for everything wrong with the world since 2015

Here's a conversation with Musky himself from a few years ago. Scott probably believes Elon only bought twitter because he affirmed it into happening
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Is Sgod Adams doubting his divinity? Nah, just a rhetorical question
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We are all the creation of God The Simulation, and our earthly bodies are made from the dust of the earth computer code, and when we die crash we'll ascend to Heaven another simulation that's better where we'll be reborn into our heavenly bodies debugged and recompiled from source

Adding to this, I remember Scott mentioning in his streams that he considers having religious beliefs something helpful and with good effects in your life, but that he simple "isn't wired" to be able to have them. Interesting that he is an adherent of such pseudo-religious and pseudo-scientific beliefs and doesn't seem to notice they are. (Again, sorry for the lack of source, it really is impossible to remember the contents of each specific stream)

 

[Dr. Butt]

yeah this is getting like, "really crazy" not "i'm just big brain"

He's sounding like a pillhead.

 

[Debbie Macomber]

It's so crazy and unnerving that he tells Elon Musk "The simulation doesn't write itself, wait 'til you see what I have planned next for you" because he honestly believes he's scripting a billionaire's destiny.

Is Scott gonna start straddling Elon in a red dress and blonde wig sultrily whispering "Let me show you the face of things to come!"

And you know Scott would give anything to be a Cylon angel

 

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And you know Scott would give anything to be a Cylon angel

Incoming Clott Tranny arc?

 

[waffle]

I heard somewhere he does locals subscribers only streams where he smokes a bunch of weed/dabs on camera and says even crazier shit than normal. Can anyone confirm that or did I get trolled?

 

[Andrew Neiman]

He sounds like he's getting these tweets from a burning bush.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

He's sounding like a pillhead.

We used to assume acid when people got this way

 

[AnOminous]

He sounds like he's getting these tweets from a burning bush.

More like a burning herb.

 

[Debbie Macomber]

In a 2017 blogpost, Scott Adams describes Freudian slips:

Holy fuck dude. I hope he let her consciously consent before he ravished her because it's what she subconsciously wanted.

 

[Absurdity]

Didn't he also believe the cash register girl would always flirt with him a few years back?

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Musk confirmed for Simulation Author
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...Filmbrain?

 

[Needless]

I checked out one of Scott's mancave vids on locals and snagged a few clips from it. It's dated back to December 30th 2022.
To start off here's a clip of him hitting a bong. (Heads up I couldn't figure out how to download a video from locals so I just screen recorded with OBS also they're all in 2x speed by default)

Scott talks about the simulation and how some people in it have cheat codes. He then speculates that Elon Musk, the Tate brothers, and himself have the cheat codes.

Coincidentally after that he begins to talk about drugs and his mushroom trip that caused him to realize that the world isn't real. The only thing stopping people from getting a life like him or Elon's is that they think it can't be done. Also he's been smoking some of the strongest legal weed you can buy (THC concentration of 30%)

After this he moves into a different room to play the guitar and drums then he starts talking to chat. He decides to give us one of the simulation's cheat codes. Apparently, if you practice something enough people mistakenly think you're genetically good at it and will want to mate with you. He tells the story of how he pulled his first wife Shelly with his amazing tennis skills. He didn't even tell her he was a famous cartoonist until 6 months into the relationship.

In that clip (at 0:41) he asks the ladies in the chat if there's something about him playing drums that triggers their natural mating response. I'll let you guys be the judge. Here's him playing Africa by Toto, remember ladies, he is single. (This is played at normal speed so you can hear Scott's sweet serenade clearly)

Don't show that to Beauty Parlor or they'll all turn into Scott simps. When he's talking to chat someone asks him "Would you want to love again?" Scott explains that after hopping off his blood pressure medication he no longer believes in love. But he does believe in commitment and deals. Claims it's basically the same thing but finds commitment is better than love. Guess you could say he loves deals.

Scott also believes in the classic anime trope that a bad childhood is just good character development. I'm kind of glad he never had any biological kids.

I was gonna end this long ass post with a cheap reference to the contra code, but instead I'd like to let everyone know that if you have a funny rumor or funny story involving Scott, true or not, please share it. Scott approves of just about anything that isn't illegal as long as it's funny. Here's the clip to prove it.

 

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To start off here's a clip of him hitting a bong

The saddest part is Scott thinks all these things are some amazing new insights that he alone has pieced together.

But it's the same rich California stoner talk that been around since forever.