🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[MeltyTW]

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The WHOLE ENTIRE time they laughed at broke dick farms and Harry. That'S ALSO the highlight of Ralph's "trip" to Amsterdam.

Ralph leaving was also thr highlight of Ralph's trip to the Dutch people. I was actually hoping to see him eat licorice or stand by a windmill or make a classless joke about dikes and thumbs. Ffs doesn't he wear orange alot? Surely he could of rocked the oranje

 

[AltisticRight]

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The WHOLE ENTIRE time they laughed at broke dick farms and Harry. That'S ALSO the highlight of Ralph's "trip" to Amsterdam.

So he trotted around 16-17km out of the airport to scout for cheap weed and coffee, while leaving his whore stallion and little Cozy.tv Rozy alone in a freezing airport? What a lovely trip, totally not miserable for his horse not wife and little Rozy.tv who wasn't even adequately clothed. Sad.

Amsterdam has some of the most impressive zoning and infrastructure planning I've seen. Makes my city look like a dump planned by people on crack.
Actually, that's exactly how the city was planned. Gotta thank James Cook and Arthur Phillip, and whatever Aboriginal herbs they were smoking.

Ralph left May and Rozy in the middle of the night (or early morning) at the airport to look for weed and to take pics of after hours Amsterdam. LOL

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Only 10 hours.
Lol
Alawgs take another L, it's 10 hours not 12 hours you fan fiction liar Karen, take that.

 

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So he trotted around 16-17km out of the airport to scout for cheap weed and coffee, while leaving his whore stallion and little Cozy.tv Rozy alone in a freezing airport? What a lovely trip, totally not miserable for his horse not wife and little Rozy.tv who wasn't even adequately clothed. Sad.

What are you talking about Rosy totally “ENJOYED looking around the Vatican museum,” Pantsu said so! Also this was the most awesome trip ever, she said that too. Y’all haters got owned

 

[Estate]

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The WHOLE ENTIRE time they laughed at broke dick farms and Harry. That'S ALSO the highlight of Ralph's "trip" to Amsterdam.

This nigga posting and bragging about taxi rides. I'm literally sneeding so hard, my sneed sides hurt.
At this point, I'm actually trying to play a game, predicting what other pleb mundane activity will be elevated to patrician status.
And trust me, trying to find basic shit he didn't yet brag about is not that easy.
Give it a try farmers!

 

[AltisticRight]

This nigga posting and bragging about taxi rides. I'm literally sneeding so hard, my sneed sides hurt.
At this point, I'm actually trying to play a game, predicting what other pleb mundane activity will be elevated to patrician status.
And trust me, trying to find basic shit he didn't yet brag about is not that easy.
Give it a try farmers!
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He already bragged about $4 shitty lattes (fag) with 2 TWO TWO WHOLE paper bags of sugar (gross).

I don't know what else he can brag about. Maybe the texture of asswipes and the pavement.

 

[MeltyTW]

He already bragged about $4 shitty lattes (fag) with 2 TWO TWO WHOLE paper bags of sugar (gross).

I don't know what else he can brag about. Maybe the texture of asswipes and the pavement.

Two bags of sugar in milk coffee? What's even the fucking point of the fuckin coffee

 

[AltisticRight]

Two bags of sugar in milk coffee? What's even the fucking point of the fuckin coffee

It just becomes a gross sweet milkshake.
Just the way Ethan likes it.

 

[AnOminous]

This nigga posting and bragging about taxi rides.

He had to find something to make wigger boasts about, and literally all he did was take a cab ride in a failed attempt to score weed. In Amsterdam.

I'm sure the cabbie was a huge fan of the Killstream.

Maybe the texture of asswipes and the pavement.

Not a single Roman curbstomped him so savagely he had to have another facial reconstruction surgery! Baby body armor FTW BITCH!

 

[Terfatron]

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This is just sad.

Morbidly obese drug addict takes 70 hour vacation to Europe during coldest month of the year, is surprised to find the weather is cold, starts hollerin' in the airport that "da Mack-donuhldz" isn't opened yet. I honestly can't think of a more white trash existence.

Goes to Europe during fucking WINTER, hangs out in a city at night time and is amazed it's cold and closed.

Wow... I am fucking amazed to be honest. He is literally every stereotype of Americans we have over here.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Two bags of sugar in milk coffee? What's even the fucking point of the fuckin coffee

It’s Ralph. He’s literally a goyslop loving Amerimutt. He goes to Italy and eats overpriced pasta off a paper plate while washing it down with piss lager. He’s in Amsterdam looking for McDonalds, he’s in Portugal looking for Burger King. Forget shaking from alcohol withdrawal, Ralph shakes from his corn syrup withdrawals. 2 sugars with milk in a coffee while drinking beer? Just beyond the pale, even Nurgle recoils in horror.

 

[HarrietTubmansTittyFuckSu]

What a dope, of course your driver is gonna fluff your feathers, he wants a bigger tip

 

[HackerX]

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The WHOLE ENTIRE time they laughed at broke dick farms and Harry. That'S ALSO the highlight of Ralph's "trip" to Amsterdam.

Did this Memphis white nigger really brag about an Uber? I need someone to tell me that's not what he's trying to do.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Did this Memphis white nigger really brag about an Uber? I need someone to tell me that's not what he's trying to do.

In Ralph’s stoned mind he thinks it’s like his cool pal in Amsterdam picked him up in his sweet Benz to give him a lift to the airport.

In reality Ralph paid an Uber driver to take him back to the airport. The airport he left his wife and infant to freeze at while he went to smoke some overpriced weed. Now he has 10 hour flight with miserable wife and child to NY to look forward to, then another 5 hour flight to Mexico and then a lovely four hour drive in truck to their third world rental.

I hope Pantsu enjoyed spending a 12 hour layover with an infant at Schipol just because Ralph wanted to smoke some weed there. Really reinforces the whore returning to Ralph in JFK as another all time banger choice.

 

[AltisticRight]

Did this Memphis white nigger really brag about an Uber? I need someone to tell me that's not what he's trying to do.

Yeah, that's exactly what he's bragging about. Paying some uber driver, he came and picked him up, must be COMPTED, huge fan of the Killstream BABY!!!

 

[MeltyTW]

Did this Memphis white nigger really brag about an Uber? I need someone to tell me that's not what he's trying to do.

In Ralph’s stoned mind he thinks it’s like his cool pal in Amsterdam picked him up in his sweet Benz to give him a lift to the airport.

In reality Ralph paid an Uber driver to take him back to the airport. The airport he left his wife and infant to freeze at while he went to smoke some overpriced weed. Now he has 10 hour flight with miserable wife and child to NY to look forward to, then another 5 hour flight to Mexico and then a lovely four hour drive in truck to their third world rental.

I hope Pantsu enjoyed spending a 12 hour layover with an infant at Schipol just because Ralph wanted to smoke some weed there. Really reinforces the whore returning to Ralph in JFK as another all time banger choice.

i know ralph never ever plans anything but hot damn if i cant help but agree with others in thinking he is just trying to mistreat pantsu and loudly announce the dumb reason for it so she leaves him but quietly.

It’s Ralph. He’s literally a goyslop loving Amerimutt. He goes to Italy and eats overpriced pasta off a paper plate while washing it down with piss lager. He’s in Amsterdam looking for McDonalds, he’s in Portugal looking for Burger King. Forget shaking from alcohol withdrawal, Ralph shakes from his corn syrup withdrawals. 2 sugars with milk in a coffee while drinking beer? Just beyond the pale, even Nurgle recoils in horror.

he was drinking milk and beer and coffee with sugar on top? is he a fucking five year old that got into his ronnies pantry and whisky cabinet?

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

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The WHOLE ENTIRE time they laughed at broke dick farms and Harry. That'S ALSO the highlight of Ralph's "trip" to Amsterdam.

Grand Hotel Amsterdam who? Why stay in luxury, steps away from great dining, shops, museums, casinos, WEED, (do they still have the African prostitutes? The Ralph’s would have enjoyed that) when you can pretend to have fun in Rome, spend half your vacation in airports and on planes, it’s all worth it because Ralph got to ride in a smelly hired E class Merc while his whore and baby sat in Schipol for 10 hours, I cannot survive this much mortal ownage.
Edit- to add the signature ‘ha ha ha ha!’ Ralph flourish.

 

[PaladinBoo]

He already bragged about $4 shitty lattes (fag) with 2 TWO TWO WHOLE paper bags of sugar (gross).

I don't know what else he can brag about. Maybe the texture of asswipes and the pavement.

This makes the Washingtonian in me recoil in disgust. Too much sugar and crème will ruin the flavor of the coffee. You may as well just have a soda or a milkshake. Ralph truly is uncultured swine.

 

[Derpy]

In Ralph’s stoned mind he thinks it’s like his cool pal in Amsterdam picked him up in his sweet Benz to give him a lift to the airport.

In reality Ralph paid an Uber driver to take him back to the airport. The airport he left his wife and infant to freeze at while he went to smoke some overpriced weed. Now he has 10 hour flight with miserable wife and child to NY to look forward to, then another 5 hour flight to Mexico and then a lovely four hour drive in truck to their third world rental.

I hope Pantsu enjoyed spending a 12 hour layover with an infant at Schipol just because Ralph wanted to smoke some weed there. Really reinforces the whore returning to Ralph in JFK as another all time banger choice.

I think the Mercedes Uber flex is one of funniest Ralph tweets in a minute. I may or may not have a Mercedes vehicle, I certainly don’t call it a fucking “Benzo”. He said it’s an E Class and it’s funny because an E class isn’t that special and is considered mid range here in the USA.

I wonder how much May prayed that Ralph would just walk away and get absorbed in the streets of Amsterdam at dawn, never to be seen again. May thinks she gets the big W because she got her free trip to Italy.

Pray for Rozie

 

[Keranu]

Mercedes is also an extremely common car in that region of Europe. I've been to Amsterdam three times and every taxi I used was a Mercedes. I don't know if they are cheaper in Europe but they're everywhere.

 

[Marche]

Who the fuck calls its a Benzo and who the fuck pays for an uber for half a mile.