- Joined
- Jun 13, 2016
I include successful entrepreneurship or viable self-employed contractor under the rubric of a job.
The sad thing is Ralph didnāt even have to get a job; if he had been a successful entrepreneur, working for himself, that would have also been honorable. Instead he clung to his determination to be a lifelong NEET and live off his mother until he found a woman pathetic enough to want to be his new mommy. Then he ditched Sandra as fast as he could, leaving her all alone in her final months of suffering.
Heās just the weakest male Iāve ever observed, and considering Iām a KF user, thatās saying something. Even Chris Chan had ambition and worked on improving his drawing skills.
At some point in his late 20's Ralph farting around on his computer, after watching soaps and Jerry Springer with Sandra, discovered people online would watch a hollering, shit flinging monkey. If enough people watched him, he'd get some ad money and that meant he could buy more weed and only had to bully Sandra out of half her SSI check. Luckily before this could put him in real danger of successful entrepreneurship he got kicked off YT and into the wigger approved safety of straight up begging.
Now you could say begging for superchats is entrepreneurship but his has not been a successful form of it. Sure, Ralph had his own "wing" in the house HUD provided for Sandra but it took five years for him to be able to manage to rent his own crackshack in the ghetto and that's only thanks to Pantsu's leasing it and paying half the rent. Ralph was still strictly adhering to welfare white trash rules.
With just a little bit of discipline, a tiny bit of intelligence and at least occasional bouts of sobriety the Ralphamale was in danger of something resembling a job so he has gone to great lengths to prevent this tragic fate. He has steadfastly refused to become even slightly technically proficient at OBS, editing, or photoshop. Instead dedicated himself to taking more pills, drinking more booze and gambling more. To show his unwavering dedication to the white trash way he even got a teenage girl pregnant.
Most white trash wiggers faced with challenges like losing their mom's HUD home and SSI check, mountains of debt, alcoholism, a litany of legal problems, two kids under two and lots of unpaid taxes would probably have just given up. The weak ones would probably start drinking less, delete the gambling apps, and get a job (or start diligently networking with other shitflinging monkeys to increase the grifting) but Ralph is true white trash to his very core so chose to rent a cinderblock apartment in the third world and promote a wrassle wrasse event. The Ralphamale will remain pure and jobless forever. He's not going to keep that dumb whore, with her fancy degree, around for much longer unless she starts putting some pesos in his pocket. Now that her Dad cut off the allowance the clock is ticking.
